A/N: This is it! The last chapter of The Fellowship of the Bling-Bling. It's gonna break my heart. WAAAAAAAH! Oh well, after a little break to work on my .hack story and my scarlet present story, I'll be back!
Lord of the Rings: (SSBM Style!)
The Fellowship of the Bling-Bling
Chapter X: Marth should open a kissing booth.
"When we last left our heroes, they were trying to get to Captain Falcon before the big bad Uruk-Hai Leader kills him!" Came the voice of Peach. "Even though we all know what will really happen..."
---Amon Hen---
Captain Falcon, Luigi and Falco were still fighting and killing off the Uruk-Hai's that came running at them. Luigi and Falco would double team one at a time while Captain Falcon would be tripping over his own feet and stab a few if he was lucky. "I thought I told you two to run!" He said, stabbing a Uruk-Hai in the chest and glaring at Luigi and Falco.
"Well, yeah..." Luigi replied, trailing off.
"We wanna help you." Falco said in a confused way.
"Oh. Okay." Captain Falcon went back to killing the Uruk-Hai's when a arrow is shot right into his chest. "GAAAAAAAAASP!" Luigi and Falco turn and look Captain Falcon.
Luigi began to panic. "AAAAAAH! MERRY! LOOKIE! HE GOT SHOT!"
"SHIT!" Falco yelled.
Captain Falcon fell to the ground in pain and dropped his sword. "Damn it, I'm hit..." He was about to fall down dead, but he remembered something. "I can't die here... If I do then...then..." He picked up his sword and stabbed the closest Uruk-Hai in the chest. "THEN I'LL NEVER GET MY WALLET BACK!"
"Grrr..." Growled Lurtz as he began to walk down the hill, getting another arrow ready.
"Yeah! That the reason we like you!" Luigi cheered, lifting his dagger in the air and the two hobbits once again began to throw stones at and stab Uruk-Hai's.
"OOF!" Captain Falcon yelled again after getting hit with the second arrow. Falco and Luigi stopped once again and stared.
"Uh-oh..."
"Indeed..."
"DON'T GIVE UP YET!" They both yelled in unison. Captain Falcon glared at them, still wondering why they haven't run. So once again he picked up his sword and began to fight, killing another Uruk-Hai.
Lurtz snapped his fingers. "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!" He yelled, getting out a third arrow. The Uruk-Hai captain fired it at Captain Falcon and it hit it's mark dead on.
"MY HEART!" Captain Falcon yelled, falling to the ground.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!" Both Hobbits yelled in unison. They turned towards the Uruk-Hai's and raised their daggers. "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" They charged at them, but were simply picked up and whisked away.
"HELP! HELP!" Falco yelled, flapping his wings.
"Borry! Don't leave us!" Luigi replied.
"Your fault...for " Captain Falcon said, breathing very heavy. He watched as all the Uruk-Hai's ran pass him, pointing and laughing. Soon it was just him...and Lurtz...
Lurtz readied his crossbow and pointed it at Captain Falcon. "Now you shall die!" He said, standing there all evil like and glaring at Captain Falcon.
"Fine..." Captain Falcon muttered.
"..." Lurtz did nothing.
"..." Captain Falcon said nothing.
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"..." Lurtz did nothing.
"So... how's the wife?" Asked Captain Falcon.
"Alright." Replied Lurtz.
"Got any little Uruk's running around the house?"
"One."
"I'll have to come visit again someday."
"Sure. We'll go see a baseball game or...something."
"..." Captain Falcon said nothing.
"..." Lurtz did nothing.
Captain Falcon coughed. "So, uh, where is Marth?"
As if on cue, Marth burst out from the bushes and tackled Lurtz to the ground. The two of them had a little sword fight, neither one proving to be strong. Lurtz then threw a shield at Marth, which pinned him a tree by the neck. Lurtz swung his sword, Marth ducked and the sword missed. So basically, you know, Lurtz was all angry now so he tried to stab Marth, but the prince had a dagger on him, so he stabbed the Uruk-Hai in the leg, causing him to fall back. Marth took this time to stand up, do his taunt and stab Lurtz in the chest. "Ha-Ha!" Marth laughed. Lurtz began to pull the sword deeper into his body.
"You can't hurt me, smelly ranger!" Lurtz said, before Marth withdrew his sword and chopped off his head.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Owned." Marth dashed over to Captain Falcon, who was now magically leaning against a tree. "How did you get here?"
Captain Falcon shrugged before going into his whole, 'I'm dying', speech. "They took the babies!" Captain Falcon said, shaking violently. "Frodo, where is he?"
"I let him go..." Marth said calmly.
"Then you did what I could not." He gave Marth a small smile. "I'm dying..."
"Yeah, I kinda knew that..."
"And you wanna know what's sad?" He asked between deep breaths. Marth shook his head no, but Captain Falcon said it anyway. "The age of men is over... the white city will fall... sad, right? WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Marth covered his ears and waited for his wail to stop. Once it had, he said, "Okay, listen, I don't know what strength is left in my blood, but I won't let that city of yours fall, kay?" Captain Falcon smiled and Marth continued. "Or our people fail."
"Our people?" Captain Falcon said, getting as happy as a dying man could. "Our people! Yes! Kiss me goodbye My Brother... My Captain... My King!"
"Um...Okay...But on the forehead only." Marth leaned down and kissed Captain Falcon on his head as Link ran up from the forest to join them.
Link looked on with a sad face. "Captain Falcon is getting a kiss?! FROM MARTH!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"And now we know the real reason Boromir dies." Popo added as he came out of the forest.
After he finished kissing Captain Falcon, Marth stood up and look over to the other two. "They will look for his coming from the white tower... but he will not return."
"DO YOU THINK I CARE?!" Yelled Link, jumping on top of Marth. "YOU JUST KISSED CAPTAIN FALCON! I WANT A KISS!"
"Aaaaaah! Get away from meeeeeeee!" Marth yelled as he ran off into the forest followed by Link and Popo, both wanting kisses from one of the most 'hottest' characters.
---Down by the Beach---
Ness stood there with the Ring in his palm, staring at the three boats, thinking of the wise words that Bowser had once told him before, when he was still alive in Moria...
---Flashback---
Bowser threw down his pipe and turned around to scream in Ness's face. "WHAT! WHAT! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT! DON'T YOU HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO BOTHER!!!"
---End Flashback---
"Frodo? Are we going somewhere?" Ring asked.
Ness nodded to the Ring. "We're going to Mordor..."
"Erm, why don't we just stay here? I'm sure those nice monkey like men will take us to daddy..." Ness didn't answer. "It will be, um, faster..."
Ness closed his hand and stuck the ring in his shirt. He then hoped in one of the boats, picked up a paddle and began to row away. "I hope no one sees me..."
"MISTER FRODO!"
"Damn it..." Ness turned back towards shore and saw Dr. Mario standing on the river bank. "Go back Sam! I gotta do this alone, alright? I don't need you coming with me!"
Dr. Mario began to waddle out into the water. "If you don't take me, I'll drown myself!" Ness showed no signs of caring, so Dr. Mario continued to go out father into the water and soon he disappeared under the murky river water.
Ness thought about going back to save the fat hobbit. "Hmm...I should save him...cause Paula will be mad if I don't..." So Ness rowed the boat back to where Dr. Mario was, reached his hand in and pulled the hobbit into the boat with him.
"Listen, Frodo, I made a promise. You hear that? A promise!" Dr. Mario rambled on. "If I were to leave you, Bowser would...would...DO VERY NOT NICE THINGS TO MEEEEEEEE!" He broke down crying as Ness rowed to the other side of the boat, stopping at times to pat him on the back.
---A little later on---
Captain Falcon's body is shown going down a waterfall as Marth puts on Captain Falcon's gauntlets. Link pushed another boat into the water. "Hurry! The foolish hobbits have reached the eastern shore. We can still catch them if we hurry!" He said, trying to get Popo and Marth into the boat. When he saw the look on Marth's face, he figured that he wouldn't be going along with the midgets. "You mean not to follow them..."
"Frodo and Sam's fate is no longer in our hands." Marth said.
"So it has all been in vain?" Popo asked, walking up to the two with his mallet/ax. "The Fellowship has failed..."
Marth shook his head no. "Nope. Not if we remain true to each other. The three of us are the coolest Lord of the Ring's characters ever! And," He placed his hands on Link's shoulders. "The two of use are like, the coolest Super Smash Brothers characters. So, to keep our coolness, we will not abandon Merry and Peepee to torment and death. Leave all that you can behind, cause we're gonna be running a lot next chapter." He placed his knife back in it's hoister and turned to leave. "Let's hunt some Orc."
Popo looked over at Link. "Do you think that this adventure would make people like me better?" He asked before smirking at Link and running after Marth, followed by Link.
---Emyn Muil---
Ness and Dr. Mario reached the top of a cliff and looked over the tons of rocks that awaited them. "Geez, how did we get here so fast?" Asked Ness, who just got a shrug for a reply.
"Look at that..." Dr. Mario said, pointing at Mordor. "I guess that's where we're gonna go..."
"I hope the others find a safer route..."
"Strider will look after them."
Ness nodded. "You know what?" He said, turning towards Dr. Mario. "I'm sorta glad you're with me."
"And so, the two of them began to walk down the hill as the screen fades to black, making all of you go, 'OMFG DAT IS NO ENDING!'" Said Peach. "And thus, Ness and Dr. Mario head towards Mordor, Marth, Link and Popo search for Luigi and Falco, Bowser is getting new white robes and Captain Falcon is dead. The Fellowship of the Bling-Bling, has ended."
To Be Continued...
A/N: And there you have it! The Fellowship of the Bling-Bling is finished. What's next you ask? Too Many Towers to be Two!
Credits for-
The Fellowship of the Bling-Bling:
May it be,
an evening star.
Shines down upon you.
Ness: Frodo
Dr. Mario: Sam
Falco: Merry
Luigi: Pippin
May it be,
when darkness falls,
Your heart will be true.
Bowser: Gandalf
Marth:Aragorn
Link: Legolas
Popo: Gimli
You walk, a lonley road
Oh, how far are you from
Home
Captain Falcon: Boromir
Zelda: Arwen
Fox: Elrond
Peach: Galadrieal
Mornië utúlië
Believe and you will
Find your way
Sheik: Celeborn
Young Link: Haldir
Pikachu/Pichu: Dildo
Mewtwo: Saruman
Mornië alantië
A promise lives
within you now
?????: Gollum
Master Hand: Saruon
Orcs: Wireframes
Goblins: Polygons
May it be,
the shadow's call
Will fly away
Random Monsters: Nana (Nana: !?!?!)
Ringwraiths: Themselfs
One Ring: Himself
May it be,
your journey on
To the light of day.
Humans: Themselfs
Elves: Themselfs
Dwarves: Themselfs
When night is over come
You may rise,
to find the sun.
Mornië utúlië
Believe and you will
Find your way.
Mornië alantië
A promise lives
within you now.
A promise lives
within you now.
