"Taylor! You were supposed to fix the leak!"
"I didn't have anything to use except for Erin's gum... except it didn't stick very well,"
"Gum?! You used GUM?! Erin!"
"Well the duck tape didn't work either,"
"What kind of crew are you?"
"Well I don't see you helping, Brittany!"
"What do you think this bucket is for?" Brittany and Taylor started to dump the water over the side of the sinking boat. Erin was sitting in the crows nest looking through her telescope.
"Land ho!"
"How far is it?"
"Maybe twenty miles."
"Great...just peachy!" mumbled Brittany.
"I like Peaches!" said Taylor.
On shore CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow and his crew were laughing at the sight.
"We should go help them," said Harry.
"But it's too funny!" said Malfoy.
Just then the boat and its crew disappeared underwater and when they didn't come back up everyone stopped laughing.
"I'm going after them," said Jack.
"Me to," said Legolas.
"Be careful Jack!" shouted Hermione as he dove into the icy water after he carefully took off his hat and sword and gun. Ron and Harry glowered in jealousy.
Legolas jumped in after him and then Seamus jumped in after him.
"What are you doing?" shouted Neville.
"I want to be apart of the action!"
They swam with great speed twenty miles out into the ocean (If that's possible.) They took one last breath and swam under the water. It wasn't until they came to the very bottom when they saw the crew. They each grabbed a person and headed for the surface. When they reached shore none of them were breathing, everybody gathered around and Jack poured rum on their faces.
"What's that going to do?" asked Ron.
"You'll see, rum is a great healer." Just then the three girls spit water into everyone's faces.
"WE'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! GREAT GHOSTS OF DOOKIE, WE'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Taylor, the one that Seamus saved.
"If I've told you once I've told you a million times! GUM IS NOT AN ADHESIVE!!!!" shouted the one that Jack saved.
"Well SORRY! I wish someone would've told me BEFORE I told Taylor to use it!!"
"HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"IT'S COMMON SENSE, ERIN!!!!"
"WELL IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!"
"WELL IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH, WAS IT?"
"Um...excuse me...my name is CAPTAIN...Jack Sparrow!" the girls stared at him for a few seconds then Taylor said as if stating the obvious:
"You're a pirate!"
"No duh!" said Jack. "I see your ship is kind of...sunk. Would you like to come along with us?"
"Where you going?" asked Erin, the one Legolas rescued.
"Um....Neverland?"
"No-way! I've always wanted to go there! This is like a dream come true! Can we go please????" said Taylor excitedly.
"Well....I guess we have no choice."
"Wait a minute," said Legolas, "You never said we were going to Neverland."
"Well.... I did now." Jack rose up another rum bottle.
"Time to set sail!!! Now what was yer names again?"
"Erin, Brittany and Taylor."
"Right then! Time to assign jobs!"
Erin-lookout Brittany-Jack's apprentice Taylor, Seamus, and Sam-kitchen Ron, Neville, Merry, Pippin-clean Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn-navigators Fred, George, Dean, and Lee-cannons and anchor Harry and Malfoy-sail men Gandalf, Hermione, Frodo, and Boromir-stowaways And everyone else knows what to do.
"I'll explain why I have given you these jobs," said Jack. "Erin will be the lookout because she can see leagues ahead of even the sharpest eye of an elf."
"Sir, I am an elf."
"Yes, yes, of course you are. Anyways I have appointed Brittany my apprentice because she is the most amazing pirate I have ever met besides me."
"But you've only just met her."
"Yes, yes, of course I have. Like I was saying Sam is in the kitchen as the cook because well he is a good cook or so I hear. If you poison me in the middle of a meal I swear I will be feeding you to the sharks. Ha, ha, just a joke my little hobo."
"I'm a hobbit, not a hobo."
"Yes, yes, of course you are now anyway Taylor will be working with him because she likes him and Seamus likes her."
"We do not!" they exclaimed.
"Yes, yes, of course you don't. That group over there is forced to clean every disgusting mess we make."
"But I don't like cleaning," said Pippin.
"Yes, yes, of course you don't, now-"
"Why do I have to clean?" asked Ron.
"Well to be honest you reminded me of Cinderella with your dirty-ness. And everyone else you know what to do."
"Why am I stuck with him?!" complained Harry.
"Because you need to learn to get along so don't make me make you walk the plank 'cause that'll make me make you want to make me make you to walk the plank..."
"What??"
"Philosophy, you'll never understand..."
