A/N: Hello everyone who reads this! You guys got lucky! I got the long Return of the King DVD for Christmas and now I wanna hurry up and write chapter one of Return of the Jedi who once was a King. The part with Gandalf and Saruman should be funny. Falco will be pissed though. If you read the book, you know why. But first, I gotta get through this horrible chapter in the story... Whooo... Sorry, the first chapter will be... um... different... Nothing I can do about it. It won't be that good.
Lord of the Rings: (SSBM Style!)
Too Many Towers to be Two
Chapter XI- Mewtwo's evil plot
"Welcome back all you amazingly amazing people!" Peach announced. "Since I am Peach, the lord and master, I will be starting off the second installment of Lord of the Rings: SSBM Style! Cheer with me!"
The Lord of the Rings
"You can not pass!"
"Wait, he was SERIOUS?!"
"Well, ya, I can pass..."
"I am the servant to the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor! Dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udûn!"
"Oooooh Mr. Tough Guy now?"
---Moria---
Bowser gave a snarl. "Go back to the shadow."
"NO!"
"YOOOOOOOOOOOU! SHAAAAAAAALL NOOOOOOOOOOOT! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!" Bowser screamed, slamming his staff into the stone, causing the rock around the Balrog to break.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Balrog yelled, falling into the darkness. "NOTICE AS I HAVE WINGS, BUT CAN NOT FLY!!!"
Bowser smirked as he watched the Balrog fall into the darkness. He turned around and lifted his arms. "I AM GANDALF, HEAR ME ROAR!!" But then the bullwhip flew back up and grabbed Bowser by the leg. "ARGH!" He fell to the ground as was dragged over to the edge of the bridge.
"GANDALF!" Yelled the Fellowship. Marth began to run over to him but was stopped by Goblins shooting arrows.
"GANDY!" Ness stared in shock and horror.
Bowser looked towards the Fellowship with sad eyes. "Fly, you fools!" So he lets go and falls into the darkness.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-" Ness's scream trailed off as Bowser fell into the darkness after the Balrog.
The Wizard looked around and saw his sword falling along side him, so he reached over and grabbed it. Then, using his magic, he pushed himself down onto the Balrog and began to stab the flame beast. "Take this!" Bowser yelled, stabbing the rock. "And this! And This! And did you know we've been falling for like...almost 55 days?"
"Really?" Answered the Balrog. "I had no clue. Argh! Stop stabbing meeeee!"
So the two of them fell deeper and deeper into the pits of Moria until the Balrog went smashing into a lake of water.
---Emyn Muil---
"GANDY!" Ness screamed, jumping up out of his sleep.
"What is it now Mr. Frodo!?" Yelled Dr. Mario, who had just been woken out of his slumber. "I was having such a nice dream too..."
Ness sighed and leaned his head back down. "It was just a dream, I guess..."
Maybe about an hour later, Dr. Mario and Ness are walking along the rock covered mountain range. Dr. Mario look up towards the sky and sighed. "Look at that. It's Mordor... I don't want to see any more of it! But it's just the place we're heading too. AND WE CAN'T GET ANY CLOSER!"
"Shut up and give me food..."
Too Many Towers to be Two
So Ness and Dr. Mario are still in Emyn Muil, walking...and walking...and walking...not much I can say, unless we want to go into detail descriptions of they way they lift their feet. After a few hours of walking, the duo came to a clearing in the rocks. "These rocks look familiar..." Dr. Mario said, looking around.
Ness let out a long sigh. "We've been here before! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WE'RE LOST AND CONFUSED WITHOUT GANDALF!"
"Do you smell something?"
The hobbit sniffed the air. "It's a Bog." He paused for a second, as if he heard some unknown sound. "We're no alone..." Ness began to jump up and down looking to his left and his right.
"Paranoid hobbit..."
"I AM NOT!" Ness yelled, causing some rocks to roll down the hill. In a panic, he placed his fingers to his head and yelled, "PK THUNDER!" The PSI attack flew over and blew the rocks to rubble.
Dr. Mario raised and eyebrow. "Wow, Frodo has PK thunder?"
"Yes..." Ness said, still a little shaky. After he calmed down, he placed his hands on his hips. "Yes I do."
Later on that night, Ness and Dr. Mario were curled up together in a ball sleeping under the moon light. However, as they slept, a figure began to creep down the rocks. "They stole it from us. They stoooooooooooole it." Mutter Gollum as he crawled down the cliff. "And since we are pissed at this, WE SHALL TAKE IT BACK!"
"NEVER!" Ness and Dr. Mario screamed, reaching up and grabbing Gollum by the arms. After a little chase seen, Gollum jumped up onto Dr. Mario and bit into his next. The two fell backwards onto the ground and Ness took out sting and placed it to Gollum's throat. "This is sting! You've seen it before, haven't you Yosh- erm, Gollum."
"Gaspes?!" Said Gollum, who we know can see it Yoshi.
"Let him go, or I'll poke you with this sword!"
"Eep..." Yoshi whimpered, letting go of Dr. Mario. "You made us sad! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
---The next day---
Once again, Dr. Mario and Ness are walking through the maze of stone. Oh! But this time, they have a pet with them. "IT BURNSSS!" Yelled Yoshi, who was flopping around on the ground, trying to get the 'Real Elven Rope! Link Approved! Available at any Elven Convenience Store!' off his neck. "IT BURNSSSSS! IT FREEZESSSS!"
"Argh! SHUT UP!" Yelled Dr. Mario, who pulled the rope some more, pulling Yoshi back to the ground.
"Sam! Wait!" Ness said, looking at Yoshi.
Yoshi sat up on his knees and gave big puppy dog eyes. "Pity us! PITY US!"
"He's so cute! Um, In an...ugly way..." Ness turned to Dr. Mario. "Can we keep him!? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!"
Dr. Mario looked at the rope already in his hand and sighed. "That ring is driving you mad!"
"I AM NOT!" Screamed the Ring. "STOP BLAMING EVERYTHING ON ME!"
"I have an amazing idea!" Ness said, running over to Yoshi. He bent down and asked, "Have you ever been to Mordor?"
"Yes, we have." Replied Yoshi.
"If I take that burning, yet at the same time freezing, Real Elven Rope, which is Link approved, off you, will you lead us there?"
Yoshi put his hand to his chin and thought for a second. Mordor was evil. Burning and Freezing Elvan Rope was evil. The precious was good. The little midget had that one good thing in his life. "Okay, we will."
"Good boy!" Ness patted Yoshi on the head and removed the rope. Yoshi cheered and dashed off, followed by Ness and Dr. Mario.
---Somewhere in Middle-Earth---
The Uruk-Hai's from last chapter are running across the plains with Luigi and Falco on their backs. The leader, Uglúk, lifted his fist and paused for a second. "STOP!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Yelled the Uruk-Hai's.
"I smell something."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
"Man-flesh!"
Luigi let out a low gasp. "Aragorn!" The Uruk-Hai's began marching again, so Luigi took this time to bite the elvan leaf brooch off his cloak and spat it out of his mouth. "Ahh, my neck feels so much better now..."
---Somewhere else in Middle-Earth---
Marth was lying on the ground with his head on a rock. "Their pace has quickened."
"They smelt you!" Said Link.
The ranger stood up. "I don't smell THAT bad...do I?" Link rolled his eyes and Marth just shrugged. He turned and ran off, followed by Link.
"Come Gimli!"
Popo began to limp up the hill. "My leg... My heart... My tummy... My vocal cords... SLOW DOWN YOU IDIOTS!" He screamed before chasing.
So the three of them run across the plains with Marth in the lead, Link in a close second and Popo waaaaaaaaaaay behind. After a few hours of running, Link and Marth come across Luigi's brooch. Marth bent down and picked it up. "'Tis a leaf."
"It must have been one of the hobbits!" Link said, looking at it closely.
"We can reach them if we hurry!" Marth put the brooch in his pocket and the two of them ran off, just as Popo rolled down the hill and slammed into a rock.
"Ow! My head!" He complained, standing up and chasing after the two quicker fellowship members. "Curse my short legs..."
---Rohan---
Marth and Link run up and stop at a big sign reading: 'WELCOME TO ROHAN!' "We have entered Rohan." Marth stated.
"Really? I would never have guessed..." Replied Link sarcastically.
"Wanna know something even more funny?"
"What?"
"We're gonna be in Rohan for another 11 Chapters."
"Damn..."
"So, um, would you be a dear and tell us what your elf-eye sees?"
Link ran over to a rock a few feet away and peered into the air. "The Uruks turn northeast... They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
"Mewtwo... COME! WE MUST HURRY!" He yelled, running after the Uruk-Hai, followed by Link.
"Wait for meeeeeee!" Popo yelled from off in the distance.
---Isengard (A/N: Alright, in the movie, these were all weird cuts so...just bare with me...)---
Mewtwo was standing in his chamber with the palantír. "WHO HAS THE POWER TO STAND AGAINST ISENGARD AND MORDOR?!?! NO ONE! FOR I AM THE BEST EVIL VILLIAN! I HAVE THE POWER!!! YOU CAN'T STAND AGAINST ME AND THE GIANT HAND!!! HAHAAHAHA!" Mewtwo floated outside and over looked his orcs.
"My lord, we're running out of trees..." Said one Orc. "We've used up all of the trees in the Ring of Or...Or...This tower."
The cat let out an evil laugh. "There is always... Fangorn..."
"Yes, My Kittyness." Orc man said, bowing.
---Deeper Places of Isengard---
Mewtwo floated into the deepest places of Isengard and was watching over the construction of weapons. "So, I'm gonna burn the world to the ground so industry will rule! I am seeing to the future! WHEELS! METAL! MORE WHEELS! SWORDS! SPIKES! IRON FISTS OF ORCS! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Cough-HAHAHAHAHA! Oh I have an evil plan."
---Mewtwo's Chamber---
Now, for some reason, Mewtwo is sitting in a chair with some ugly man standing in front of him. "Swear it!" Mewtwo yelled.
The man took out a knife and slit his hand open. "We shall serve Saruman!" Mewtwo let out an evil laugh and started clapping like a little kid.
---Later On---
Mewtwo is now surrounded by a bunch of ugly wild men. "The horseymen took you land and killed your friends!" Mewtwo lied.
"HORESYMEN!" Screamed the Wild men in anger.
"Go now! Go and poke them till they say ow! THEN LAUGH AT THEM! LAUGH, FOR THEY ARE IN PAIN! AND PAIN IS GOOD!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Cheered the Wild men as the ran off, enraged at the Horseymen. Mewtwo gave a smirk and began to float back to his tower.
---Random Village in Rohan---
"It will begin in Rohan, my lord, for they are the weirdest of people. I will kill them all, for I am the evilest of evil. That rhymed! Yeah! I'm a mass-murderer and a poet!"
The Wild men began to burn and destroy the village, killing everyone in sight. A little girl and boy ran up to their Mother, who put them on a horse. "Papa says Éothain can't drive a horse yet." The little girl said as her mom put her on the horse.
"Right now, I don't care. Listen, ride to Edoras and scream for help. Trust me, it works." Said the Mother, kissing her children goodbye.
"I don't wanna goooooo!" Cried the Little Girl, who wouldn't let go of the mom.
"Freda, don't worry... I've read the script."
"Alrighty then."
Éothain pulled back on the reins and the horse rode off and away from the burning village. "RIDE MY CHILDREN! RIDE LIKE THE WIND!!!"
"Rohan, my lord...will fall..."
To be continued...
A/N: Okay. 1st Chapter is finished, now the story should get better. Sorry about this eye-sore.
