Behold the third chapter! The crew finally sets sail! Read on!
They were already on the open sea and a storm was a-brewing.
"A storm is a-brewing off the port bow!" said Erin high in the crows nest. The sky started to get dark.
"It looks like a doozey," said Taylor, looking out the galley window as huge waves started to wash aboard the ship.
"Brittany, tell them to hoist the sails and tie everything down," yelled CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. Brittany ran out onto the deck and yelled the orders.
Harry and Malfoy ran to the sails to tie them down. They climbed the mast and the rain started to fall.
"You're doing it wrong, Potter!"
"No you are doing it wrong!"
"The both of you are doing it wrong," Brittany came up behind them, "you're supposed to do it like this."
Hermione ran up to Jack. "Are we going to be okay?" She hugged his arm but he pulled it away.
"We'll be fine Miss Hanger, go help Ron by the way Ron Weasley over there." Hermione dashed over to Ron just as a wave hit the boat knocking her over board.
"Hermione!!!" shouted Ron. "MAN OVER BOARD!!!!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. Ron was getting ready to jump over board to save her when he saw sharks rounding on Hermione.
"HERMIONE!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed again, but then she slipped under the water and the water turned blood red. Harry came running with a life preserver but he was too late. Hermione had been eaten alive.
Just then, lightning flashed and thunder rolled. A lightning bolt struck the top of the mast, catching it on fire, and Erin was still in the crows nest with no way to get down.
"HHHHHEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!" she screamed.
"Erin's still up there! How are we going to get her down? The ladder is on fire!?" said Taylor.
"Chop down the mast and have her fall onto the deck!" suggested Pippin.
"What about the mast?" asked Brittany.
"We could repair it," said Taylor.
"With what? GUM??" asked Brittany irritably.
"WHEN YOU ALL ARE THROUGH WITH YOUR ENLIGHTENING CONVERSATION I WOULD LIKE TO GET DOWN!!!!" yelled Erin.
"Just jump on Sam and Gimli!" yelled Fred and George.
"Well I say we let Potter go up and save our damsel in distress," Malfoy sneered.
"I heard that!"
Just then the crows nest began to catch on fire.
"TODAY WOULD BE NICE PEOPLE!!!" yelled Erin.
"I'm going up there," said Legolas heroically.
"But you can't, you mad hatter!!!" said Brittany.
"Of course I can, because I'm—'' he looked at them all and made a James Bond impression "—Greenleaf... Legolas Greenleaf."
"Yes, yes, of course you are." CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow came up to them. "I'M the CAPTAIN!!! I give the ORDERS!!!!!!!!! ....Go up there and save her." He took a swig of rum.
Legolas tied a rope around his waist and around an arrow. He shot the arrow to the top of the mast and scaled the mast. He landed in the crow's nest where Erin had fainted because of all the smoke. He carried her down the mast and brought her to the galley then went back up to help the others.
"That was wicked!!!" said Ron.
"All in a day's work," said Legolas smoothly.
"Um...dude...your hair..." Jack said.
On Legolas' left shoulder a strand of hair had caught on fire. He licked his fingers and extinguished the flames.
"Jingle bells, mortals smell... the wheels on the bus go round and round..." Everyone stared at Jack Sparrow as he danced around the deck like a madman.
"I think our captain has had too much to drink..." said Brittany.
Everybody went down in the galley to wait the storm out, Jack now singing "Polly Wolly Doodle" although he didn't know the words and didn't know how to hum it either. So he resorted to continue his song about the wheels on the bus until everyone grew tired of it and were forced to knock him out.
On the next adventure: The crew lands on an island and what Jack discovers may alter the lives of the characters forever! Or at least alter the plot...
A/N: I apologize to all Hermione fans. But we just don't like her and we had to get rid of her. Sorry!
They were already on the open sea and a storm was a-brewing.
"A storm is a-brewing off the port bow!" said Erin high in the crows nest. The sky started to get dark.
"It looks like a doozey," said Taylor, looking out the galley window as huge waves started to wash aboard the ship.
"Brittany, tell them to hoist the sails and tie everything down," yelled CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. Brittany ran out onto the deck and yelled the orders.
Harry and Malfoy ran to the sails to tie them down. They climbed the mast and the rain started to fall.
"You're doing it wrong, Potter!"
"No you are doing it wrong!"
"The both of you are doing it wrong," Brittany came up behind them, "you're supposed to do it like this."
Hermione ran up to Jack. "Are we going to be okay?" She hugged his arm but he pulled it away.
"We'll be fine Miss Hanger, go help Ron by the way Ron Weasley over there." Hermione dashed over to Ron just as a wave hit the boat knocking her over board.
"Hermione!!!" shouted Ron. "MAN OVER BOARD!!!!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. Ron was getting ready to jump over board to save her when he saw sharks rounding on Hermione.
"HERMIONE!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed again, but then she slipped under the water and the water turned blood red. Harry came running with a life preserver but he was too late. Hermione had been eaten alive.
Just then, lightning flashed and thunder rolled. A lightning bolt struck the top of the mast, catching it on fire, and Erin was still in the crows nest with no way to get down.
"HHHHHEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!" she screamed.
"Erin's still up there! How are we going to get her down? The ladder is on fire!?" said Taylor.
"Chop down the mast and have her fall onto the deck!" suggested Pippin.
"What about the mast?" asked Brittany.
"We could repair it," said Taylor.
"With what? GUM??" asked Brittany irritably.
"WHEN YOU ALL ARE THROUGH WITH YOUR ENLIGHTENING CONVERSATION I WOULD LIKE TO GET DOWN!!!!" yelled Erin.
"Just jump on Sam and Gimli!" yelled Fred and George.
"Well I say we let Potter go up and save our damsel in distress," Malfoy sneered.
"I heard that!"
Just then the crows nest began to catch on fire.
"TODAY WOULD BE NICE PEOPLE!!!" yelled Erin.
"I'm going up there," said Legolas heroically.
"But you can't, you mad hatter!!!" said Brittany.
"Of course I can, because I'm—'' he looked at them all and made a James Bond impression "—Greenleaf... Legolas Greenleaf."
"Yes, yes, of course you are." CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow came up to them. "I'M the CAPTAIN!!! I give the ORDERS!!!!!!!!! ....Go up there and save her." He took a swig of rum.
Legolas tied a rope around his waist and around an arrow. He shot the arrow to the top of the mast and scaled the mast. He landed in the crow's nest where Erin had fainted because of all the smoke. He carried her down the mast and brought her to the galley then went back up to help the others.
"That was wicked!!!" said Ron.
"All in a day's work," said Legolas smoothly.
"Um...dude...your hair..." Jack said.
On Legolas' left shoulder a strand of hair had caught on fire. He licked his fingers and extinguished the flames.
"Jingle bells, mortals smell... the wheels on the bus go round and round..." Everyone stared at Jack Sparrow as he danced around the deck like a madman.
"I think our captain has had too much to drink..." said Brittany.
Everybody went down in the galley to wait the storm out, Jack now singing "Polly Wolly Doodle" although he didn't know the words and didn't know how to hum it either. So he resorted to continue his song about the wheels on the bus until everyone grew tired of it and were forced to knock him out.
On the next adventure: The crew lands on an island and what Jack discovers may alter the lives of the characters forever! Or at least alter the plot...
A/N: I apologize to all Hermione fans. But we just don't like her and we had to get rid of her. Sorry!
