Disclaimer: Not. Mine. To. Own. Sad. Right? A/N: Welcome to Chapter 2. We are about to meet new characters! YEY!

Lord of the Rings: (SSBM Style)
Too Many Towers to be Two
Chapter XII- Rohan, land of the horseymen

---Edoras---

"THEOWHATSHISNAME!" Yelled Samus as she burst into a room where Kirby and a dying man were resting. "Oh no! He's dying!"

"Yup..." Kirby replied, poking Theowhatshisname.

"This is bad..."

"Yup..."

---Golden Hall---

Kirby walked into the Golden Hall, followed by Samus. Both of them bowed on one knee and turned to a very very very very old looking Mario. "Théadon Dude!" Said Kirby.

"King Théadon." Samus corrected.

"Whatever. Your son is dying..."

"..." Old Mario said nothing.

"His team got killed by Orcs..."

"..." Old Mario said nothing.

"Who were from Saruman!"

"OMFG LIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" Kirby and Samus turned to see Ganondorf move up out of the shadows and towards Old Mario's throne. "54rum4n 1s g00d, n07 84d!"

Kirby covered his ears to block out the horrible version of l33t. "The Orcs were baring the white paw of Saruman." The puffball said, dropping a helmet to the ground, which had a white paw upon it.

Ganondorf looked shocked at the helmet, but turned away and back to Old Mario. "D00D, d0n'7 li3 t0 da k1n9. D0n'7 73ll M4r1o liez!"

"It is no lie!" Kirby yelled back.

"G0 4w4y j00 b4d m4n!"

Kirby looked at Ganondorf with a surprised face. "Bad man?"

A few seconds later, Kirby, who was now standing on a few boxes, slammed Ganondorf into a wall and glared in his face. "How long has it been since Saruman bought you?!"

"WTF J00 T4LK1NG 80U7?!" Ganondorf said in fear of the demonic puffball.

"And what was the prize? When all the men dead, you take your half of the treasure?" Samus, at that very moment, walked by in the distances. Gannondorf turned his gaze and looked upon the Bounty Hunter, who gave him the finger and ran off. Kirby then punched Ganondorf in the face. "Too long have you haunted my sister..." He paused for a second and thought about how in the world he got cast as the brother to a tall female woman, whereas he is a small puffball.

"84d m0v3 d00d. J00 1s 84n1sh3d! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!1111!"

"What?" Two guards then put their hands on Kirby and dragged him out of the Golden Hall, leaving Ganondorf to laugh in his chat-format.

---Plains of Rohan---

Marth, Link and Popo are still running across the plains. "We're gaining on them!" Yelled Marth from the lead as he and Link disappeared over the hills.

Popo, in the back, was jogging slowly and muttering to himself, "Keep breathing... that's the key... breathe..."

More running...

"They run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them!" Link added as he dashed across the plains. The trio continued to run, just as the sun was beginning to set...

---That Night---

The Uruk-Hai's throw Luigi and Falco the ground. "WE'RE TIRED!" The group yelled in unison.

"Grrr, Get a fire going..." Uglúk said.

"AND WE'RE HUNGRY TOO!" The Uruks turned and looked at the hobbits with drooling mouths. The two weakly wave their hands and began to crawl away from the hungry monsters.

"They are not for eating!"

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"Uglúk has spoken!" The Uruk-Hai captain then chopped the head off of one Uruk-Hai close to him. The others all cheered and began to rip the poor dead guy to pieces.

"Pssssssssssssst! Peepee!"

"...Pippin...Stop calling me that, It's gotten old already!"

"Let's get out of here!"

Falco and Luigi began to crawl towards the woods, but were stopped by an Orc. "And where do you little hobbits think your going?" The Orc, Grishnákh, said as he placed his sword near Luigi's throat.

"Um..." Falco looked around for and idea. "Home?"

Just then, Kirby and his horesymen rode in with spears and arrows. "DAMN IT, I'M PISSED!" Screamed Kirby, scaring the Uruk-Hai's. "KILL THEM ALL!"

Kirby's Horesymen began to kill anything in sight. The Uruk-Hai's tried to fight back, but most were being run over by horses. Falco looked at Luigi and the two nodded. "Let's get out of here!" Luigi whispered.

"Yeah!"

But it was not meant to be, as Luigi rolled onto his back, only to come face to face with a horsey on it's hind legs. "Erm, nice horesy, good horsey!" The horesy wasn't nice, as it trampled on Luigi with a thud.

---The next day---

The hunters are still running... who would have guessed... The sun was beginning to rise from behind the plains as the group reach a small group of rocks.

"A red sun rises... Blood has been spilled this night." Link said, looking up at the sun.

Marth shrugged. "Sucks to be them." He paused for a second and turned to the North. "Shit... HIDE! HIDE!" Marth jumped behind a rock, followed by Link and Popo. Once they were out of sight, Kirby and his horesymen began to ride up over the hill and down into the plains. "Oh. It's the Riders of Rohan!" Marth and the others stood up and walked out from their cover. "RIDERS OF ROHAN! WHAT NEWS FROM THE MARK!"

"TURN AROUND!" Yelled Kirby, as he and his horesymen turned around and surrounded the trio. He pointed his spear at the three and asked, "What business does an Elf, a Man and a Dwarf have in the Riddermark?"

Link, Marth and Popo all looked at each other with blank faces. "Uh..."

"Speak quickly!"

Popo cleared his throat. "Give me your name hosemaster and I shall give you mine."

Kirby rolled his eyes and jumped off his horse. "I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground."

"Ahem..."

Kirby then noticed that he was a little smaller then Popo. "...Oops..."

Link pulled out an arrow and pointed it at Kirby. "You would die before your stroke fell!"

"Eep!" The puffball whimpered, hiding behind his horse.

"Lego! Calm down." Marth said, pushing Link's arm down. "I am Aragorn, son of Arathron. This is Gimli, son of Gloin and Legolas of the Woodland realm."

"What?! Am I not good enough to be a son now?!" Said Link as he broke down crying.

Marth sighed. "We are friends of Théadon Dude."

"Théadon Dude has no friends..." Kirby said, coming out from his hiding place. "Is mind is evil...and he banished me for no reason at all!" He paused for a second and looked at the trio. "So, you guys are spies?"

"Since when?!"

"Since now."

"No!" Marth yelled. "We are tracking a party of Uruk-Hai's across the plains."

The puffball let out a nervous laugh. "Oh, them? Hehehe, funny story, really. I kinda killed them when I was pissed last night!"

"Did you see two hobbits?!" Popo asked.

"Um... If we did, we killed them."

"DAMN IT!" All three of them cursed.

Kirby let out a war cry, which caused two horses with no riders, come up to him. "Sorry about your hobbits. Here, take these horses instead." He got back onto his own horse. "If you use your imagination, you'll find your friends. Horseymen, away!" Kirby and his Horesymen rode off away as Marth, Link and Popo rode off to a big pile of dead Uruk-Hai's.

Popo began to use his ax/mallet to poke around the bodies till he came across a melt object. He picked it up and showed it to Link and Marth. "It's one of their wee belts."

Link sighed and Marth kicked a Uruk-Hai's helmet. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!! I think I broke my toe..."

Popo dropped the belt. "We've failed them..."

Marth looked at the markings on the ground. "A hobbit was lying here... and the other here..." He then noticed more of the tracks. "They crawled, their hands were bound." Marth began to follow the tracks. "They cut the ropes!" He stated, holding up a cut rope. "Their tracks lead away from the battle!"

"YEY!" Cheered Link and Popo.

"...and into Fangorn Forest."

"Good boy!" Link said, handing Marth a doggie treat.

Popo looked up at the dark forest. "Fangorn... what madness drove them in there..."

---Last Night, Fangorn Forest---

Luigi and Falco are jumping around the roots that were all around them. Luigi turned around to look. "I think we lost him." He said, smiling.

"Mawhaha, you are wrong!" Grishnákh laughed as he jumped out at them with his sword. The two hobbits screamed and ran towards a tree. The two of them quickly climbed up the tree and looked around.

"He's gone again!" Falco cheered.

"Like hell you did!" Grishnákh yelled, pulling Falco off the tree.

Luigi turned and looked in horror. "Merry! Nooooo!"

"Oooooooooooooooooh?"

Luigi turned and looked at the tree, which now had eyes and was looking at him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH! TALKING TREES BATMAN!" He yelled, letting go.

"I'm gonna cut you to pieces!" Laughed Grishnákh. However, he never got a chance, as he was squished under a giant tree. Falco tired to run away, but the tree reached down the picked him.

The tree stared at the two hobbits. "Little Orcs, Bru-ra-hroom!"

Luigi and Falco looked at eachother. "Uh, we're not Orcs..." Falco said. "Who are you!?"

"My name is Treebeard! I speak for the trees, for I am an Ent!" Said Treebeard, marching through the woods.

"I thought DK was suppose to be Treebeard..." Said Luigi. Just then, Treebeard's face opened up and we see DK sitting inside with a remote, controlling the giant tree. The door slammed shut again and Luigi nodded. "Oh, I see now."

"I'm pissed." Said Treebeard. "You Orcs come here and burn and chop and burn and kill all my friends! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

Falco rolled his eyes. "I have a feeling you're going to be out-of-character..."

"Shush you. The White Wizard will know if you are Orcs or not."

Luigi and Falco looked at each other with fear in their eyes. "Shit! Saruman!" They said together, just as Treebeard dropped them at the feet of a tall, white being.

To Be Continued...

A/N: Hehe, like it? I have a question: Should I say DK or Treebeard when I make him talk? Which do you guys want? Other then that, enjoy this chapter!