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CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow awoke with the sun shining in his face. "Where's me rum?" he wondered aloud. "Oi! Brittany! Where's me rum?"
"It...uh...got washed away with the storm...yeah..." Brittany hesitated trying to quickly hide the bottle of rum she stole from him last night so he wouldn't get any more drunk than he already was.
"Hey! I see land!" yelled Pippin from above deck.
"Yes, yes, of course you do. Now if only I could find me rum..." Jack came onto the deck and rubbed his eyes tiredly, searching for his missing rum.
"No really! Look!"
"You are not the lookout, so don't...well...look out. Is that a sentence?" he proceeded to think this sentence over.
BOOM!!!! The ship collided into a boulder underneath the water.
The ship had sprung a leak.
"Oh, great, why does this always have to happen?" Jack moaned. He turned to Pippin. "YOU IDIOT!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LOOKOUT!!!"
"Well actually I'm supposed to be the cleaning dude."
"Well until I get my lookout back, YOU are the new lookout!"
"Jeez I wish you would make up your mind. If you had told me earlier, I could have warned you about the rock we just hit."
"Grr...get the buckets ready! We need to keep this ship afloat!"
"I don't think that's possible, captain," said Fred.
"This ship's too big," said George.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK PEARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Um...Captain Sparrow? We're only in, like, five feet of water," said Frodo.
"Who are you?" Jack looked at the small hobbit, trying to recall where he had seen him before.
"I'm a stowaway, sir."
"Well then, go stow yourself away!"
They jumped out and went onto the island. The island had a tropical rainforest.
"I know this island!!" exclaimed Jack. "I was marooned here twice before!!! We can still survive! I only need to find that rum cellar."
"No, no ,no, no, no. no, no! There's food on the ship so we won't go hungry, now let's explore a little," said Brittany.
"Okay, but since I'M the CAPTAIN I say how we do it!"
"Agreed," everyone said in unison.
"We explore in groups of four! Hey...I RHYMED!!! I'm a poet and didn't even know it!"
"Ok, ok, don't bust an artery..."
So the crew split into groups of four.
Jack Sparrow's group stumbled upon a cave with a rum rack.
"All me favorite flavors," said Jack, rubbing a bottle gently.
"We'll go tell the others," said Brittany.
"Yes, we can stay here for the night," said Legolas as they left the cave.
"Is it all right to leave him in there with all that rum?" asked Erin. "And if you ask me, that cave that just happened to be full of rum is a bit suspicious..."
"Now that you mention it, yeah," said Brittany.
Later that night......
Everyone had come to the cave and Jack Sparrow was nowhere to be seen. So Fred and George headed for the rum rack and started drinking cherry flavored rum.
"Let me try some of that," said Ron. He gave some to Harry and some to Pippin. Soon everybody tried some of the rum and was drunker than a hoot owl.
Jack appeared after some time went by.
"Sorry everybody, I had to go to the loo," he apologized. Everybody looked at him.
"RUM?"
The next chapter will be the start of their real adventures. It gets very weird from there.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow awoke with the sun shining in his face. "Where's me rum?" he wondered aloud. "Oi! Brittany! Where's me rum?"
"It...uh...got washed away with the storm...yeah..." Brittany hesitated trying to quickly hide the bottle of rum she stole from him last night so he wouldn't get any more drunk than he already was.
"Hey! I see land!" yelled Pippin from above deck.
"Yes, yes, of course you do. Now if only I could find me rum..." Jack came onto the deck and rubbed his eyes tiredly, searching for his missing rum.
"No really! Look!"
"You are not the lookout, so don't...well...look out. Is that a sentence?" he proceeded to think this sentence over.
BOOM!!!! The ship collided into a boulder underneath the water.
The ship had sprung a leak.
"Oh, great, why does this always have to happen?" Jack moaned. He turned to Pippin. "YOU IDIOT!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LOOKOUT!!!"
"Well actually I'm supposed to be the cleaning dude."
"Well until I get my lookout back, YOU are the new lookout!"
"Jeez I wish you would make up your mind. If you had told me earlier, I could have warned you about the rock we just hit."
"Grr...get the buckets ready! We need to keep this ship afloat!"
"I don't think that's possible, captain," said Fred.
"This ship's too big," said George.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK PEARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Um...Captain Sparrow? We're only in, like, five feet of water," said Frodo.
"Who are you?" Jack looked at the small hobbit, trying to recall where he had seen him before.
"I'm a stowaway, sir."
"Well then, go stow yourself away!"
They jumped out and went onto the island. The island had a tropical rainforest.
"I know this island!!" exclaimed Jack. "I was marooned here twice before!!! We can still survive! I only need to find that rum cellar."
"No, no ,no, no, no. no, no! There's food on the ship so we won't go hungry, now let's explore a little," said Brittany.
"Okay, but since I'M the CAPTAIN I say how we do it!"
"Agreed," everyone said in unison.
"We explore in groups of four! Hey...I RHYMED!!! I'm a poet and didn't even know it!"
"Ok, ok, don't bust an artery..."
So the crew split into groups of four.
Jack Sparrow's group stumbled upon a cave with a rum rack.
"All me favorite flavors," said Jack, rubbing a bottle gently.
"We'll go tell the others," said Brittany.
"Yes, we can stay here for the night," said Legolas as they left the cave.
"Is it all right to leave him in there with all that rum?" asked Erin. "And if you ask me, that cave that just happened to be full of rum is a bit suspicious..."
"Now that you mention it, yeah," said Brittany.
Later that night......
Everyone had come to the cave and Jack Sparrow was nowhere to be seen. So Fred and George headed for the rum rack and started drinking cherry flavored rum.
"Let me try some of that," said Ron. He gave some to Harry and some to Pippin. Soon everybody tried some of the rum and was drunker than a hoot owl.
Jack appeared after some time went by.
"Sorry everybody, I had to go to the loo," he apologized. Everybody looked at him.
"RUM?"
The next chapter will be the start of their real adventures. It gets very weird from there.
