Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers: Melee. Or Lord of the Rings.

A/N: Ok, DK it is. I only asked that, cause I didn't want to write DK and have you guys picture like...a giant tree/monkey... hehe, alright. DK it is! Wait... Helms Deep... FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BIG FIGHT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! No time to worry about that yet... time to relax and listen to my Mother 1 plus 2 OST. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....No evil fight for me.

Lord of the Rings: (SSBM Style!)
Two Many Towers to be Two
Chapter XIII- Introducing Gandearilo!

"See? See? We've lead you out!"

"Cool!"

Ness and Dr. Mario walked out from behind the rocks and joined Yoshi on top of a rock overlooking a giant swamp. "I told you there was a bog around here." Ness said, sticking his tongue out at Dr. Mario, who grabbed it and began to pull. "Ny noumge!" Dr. Mario smirked and let go, getting a punch in the face for a thank you. Ness began to walk down the rocks and was about to be followed by Yoshi.

"Nice hobbit!" Yoshi said, patting Dr. Mario on the head, then running after Ness.

---Dead Marshes---

The group were now walking through the marshes, splashing as they go. "I found. I did. The way through the marshes." Yoshi said, crawling along. "Orcses too stupid to use it. Orcses don't know it." He turned and looked at the two hobbits. "Hurry!"

Dr. Mario lost his balance for a second and almost fell into the water. Since he didn't, he got a birds eye view of what was in the water. "AAAAAAAH! There are things! Dead Things in the water!"

"Oh yeah, them." Yoshi said with a laugh. "All dead, all rotten. Men and Elves and Orcses. A Big fight was held here long ago." He turned around and looked at the two, who both were now poking a dead human. "The Dead Marshes. Yes, yes, that is their name. Now let's get the hell out of here." He began to crawl away again. "Oh, and don't follow the light."

So, of course, Ness just that. He saw a little flame on the water and walked right over to it. He stared into the water and at a dead guy. "Woah..."

"Come on..." Said the dead guy. "Fall on me... I dare you."

Ness's eyes rolled back in his head and he went splashing into the water. "MISTA FRODO!" Yelled Dr. Mario, who most likely didn't care if Ness died right then.

---In the water---

Ness: AAAAAAH!

Ghosts: Mawhahahaha! -Reach for Ness-

Ness: -Feels a hand on his shoulder and gets pulled up out of the water-

---Dead Marshes---

"Aaaaaah!!" Ness screamed, flopping around like a fish. "I...I...was in a different format..."

"I said, 'Don't follow the lights!' Am I talking to myself?!" Yelled his savor, Yoshi.

"Gollum? You saved me?!" Ness said, hugging Yoshi. "Awwww, I knew you'd be a great pet!"

---That night---

Ness and Dr. Mario were both laying down, but only Dr. Mario was sleeping. Ness was too busy petting his ring. "Puuuuuuuuuuur, I love you Frodo." Said the Ring.

"I love you too." Replied Ness, who kissed the Ring good night.

"Soooooooooooooooo bright. Soooooooooooooooo beautiful. Oooooooooooooooour precious."

Ness jumped up and looked over at Yoshi. "Our precious?! It's mine, ya idiot!"

Yoshi turned around and glared at Ness. "Master should be sleeping so I can cut off your breathing."

"Who are you?!" Ness said, walking over to Yoshi. The dinosaur gave him a blank stare for a second.

"Who the hell do you think I am?! My name is -Cough-GOLLUM, GOLLUM-Cough-!" He responded.

"Gandy told me you were once one of the river folk."

Yoshi let out a sigh and began to sing. "Cold be heart, and hand, and bone. Cold be travelers far from home."

"He said your life was a sad story. That and that you were gonna bite off one of my fingers."

"They do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead!"

"You weren't too much different then a hobbit once, weren't you..." Ness paused for dramatic tension. "Sméagol."

Yoshi looked up at Ness with his big puppy dog eyes. "Wh-What did you call me?"

"Aaaaaaaaw!" Ness said, hugging Yoshi again. "Sméagol! I call you Sméagol! That was your name, right?"

"My name?" Yoshi stared in confusion. "I thought I was Gollum! Have I been living a lie?! ...Sméagol..."

A scream is heard off in the background. Yoshi and Ness let out loud 'AAAAH's as Dr. Mario jumped up and looked around. "Uh-no! Black riders!" He yelled, pointing into the sky.

Yoshi began to crawl under a rock. "HIDE!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!" Ness yelled, falling to the ground and holding the spot where Bob had stabbed him in Chapter 2. "It hurts! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahya!"

('Ness getting hurt' scoreboard: 7)

Dr. Mario saw Ness in pain and thought about saving him. He figured that he owned him for the time he almost drowned himself, so the hobbit reached over and pulled Ness under the bush he was hiding in. "I thought they were dead!"

"Dead?!" Yoshi asked. "No, you can't kill them! They are already dead! And we don't have any shotguns to shot them with!"

Up in the sky, Ringwraith #6 flew by on his giant dragon. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHATZ UP!" He said, waving to the camera. "I got a cameo! Yeah! I am soooooooooo cool!"

"WRAITHS!" Yelled Yoshi in horror. "WRAITHS ON WINGS!" Ness began to go all buggy-eyed again and started to reach for the Ring. "They are calling for the precious."

Dr. Mario slapped Ness across the face weakly. "No! Don't do it!"

"Ow! That wasn't needed!" Ness muttered.

Back up on the dragon, #6 gave a yawn. "Well, that was fun. I've got to be going now. Bye everyone!" He said, flying off. Of course, to everyone else, it just sounded like a high-pitched woman screaming.

Once they were sure Ringwraith #6 was gone, Yoshi slipped out into the Marshes again. "Come Hobbitses. The Black Gate is very close!"

---Fangorn Forest---

Popo took some black goo off a leave and ate it. "Hmmm, Orc blood."

"That's even grosser then what you wanted as your gift..." Marth said, before he tripped into a giant hole. "Gasp! Giant feet prints!"

Link was standing by himself, looking out into the dense forest. "This forest is old... and cranky... and it smells bad..."

"Lego, what do you see?" Marth asked, walking over to the Elf.

"The white wizard approaches."

"Shit..." Marth muttered, reaching for his sword. Link ready a bow and Popo took out a mini-ax. "Do not let him speak, he will put a spell on us." The two others nodded. "We must own him, and fast. One...two...THREE!"

The three of them turn, only to be blinded by a white light. Popo threw his mini-ax, but it was destroyed. Link shot his arrow, but it was turned to ashes as well. Marth never got to do anything, as his sword burned up in his hand, causing him to drop it. "You are tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits." Said Mewtwo.

"MEWTWO SLASH SARUMAN!" Yelled the trio.

Mewtwo laughed. "They past this way... the day before yesterday. And they met me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Does that comfort you?"

"SHOW YOURSELF!" Marth said, still shielding his eyes from the bright light.

The light died down and what was standing before them was no Mewtwo, but Bowser, wearing all white robes and looking very god-like. He even had little angels singing in the background. "HAHAHA! I TRICKED YOU!" He said laughing.

The trio stared wide-eyed at Bowser. "It can not be..." Marth whispered.

"It's...god..." Popo said as he and Link bowed.

Marth took a step up. "You fell... literally!"

"Yup!" Bowser said with a smile. "Through fire! And water! And some snow was there too... I fought with the Balrog thing."

---Moria, Mountain Top---

"AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Yelled the Balrog, who's flames have now died out.

"Heeeeeeeeeya!" Bowser said, raising his sword the sky. "I AM MOSES!" He yelled as lightening hit the sword. He then thrust it forward and into the heart of the Balrog.

"MY HEART! IT BURNS! Wait...It's already been burning..." Balrog paused for a second. "Okay. MY HEART! IT FREEZES!" He yelled before falling off the summit and to the rocks below.

---Fangorn Forest---

"So, I killed him, then I died and was brought back all white and cool! HAHA! I am great." Said the Koopa.

"Gandalf..." Marth said, moving towards Bowser.

"Who?"

"Oh!" Popo said, standing up. "It's Gandalf."

"Who is this Gandalf?" Bowser asked, looking around. "Anyway, my name is Gandearilo the White. And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide."

---Right outside Fangorn---

"We right to Edoras!" Bowser said with a smile. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE SHADOWFAX! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE BOY!" He yelled into the wind. There was long wait, but then a white horse was to be seen running towards them in slow motion.

Link stared in surprise. "Is that a Mearas?"

"Yup." Bowser said, sitting down on the ground. "Okay, lets eat."

"Uh, but you just said that we're gonna ride to Edoras." Marth reminded.

"Oh, don't worry. Shadowfax is gonna take a while." The three looked over to see that Shadowfax was still running in slow motion and was no where near them.

---The next day---

"Shadowfax..." Bowser said, petting his horse. "He is lord of all horses." He got on and almost crushed the poor horse. "Let us ride!"

So Bowser, Marth, Link and Popo ride off towards Edoras, leaving Falco and Luigi behind, in the care of a very very very boring Treebeard.

---Fangorn Forest---

"Gandearilo told me to keep you two safe, so safe is were I'm going to keep you." DK said as he and the two hobbits marched through the woods. "My home lies deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep within the forest, so it's gonna take us a while to get there."

"Great..." Falco and Luigi moaned.

DK noticed the two were bored. "I should have you know that these trees are evil and they will hurt you if they get the chance. So be careful. You know, when I was a sapling..." Falco and Luigi rolled their eyes and figured that now was the best time to take a nap. "And then, Oh..." DK noticed the two had fallen asleep. "Fine...I'm not that boring, am I?"

---Mordor---

The trio climbed up a bunch of rocks that over looked the Black Gates. "Woah..." The hobbits said in awe, looking at the tall stone gates.

"Gentlemen, behold!" Yoshi said, pointing. "The Black Gate of Mordor!"

"It's scary..." Ness said, inching away from the edge of the cliff.

"See? See? Master says to show him the way into Mordor and good Sméagol does what he is told!" Yoshi said with a smile.

"Yes, you've been a good boy." Ness replied, patting him on the head while Dr. Mario just grumbled.

Just then, the Black Gates began to open. The three looked to their right and saw a bunch of men marching into Mordor. "Who are they?" Asked Dr. Mario.

Yoshi thought about it for a second. "Men. Uh, Evil Men."

"We have to get down there!" Dr. Mario said, leaning forward. Uh-oh! By some random chance, the rock he was on happened to give way and he began to roll down the hill.

"Sam!" Yelled Ness as he gave chase.

"Master!" Yoshi added, watching his friend run down the hill.

One Easterling happen to see the rocks rolling down the hill. "I SEE ROCKS! I GO CHECK!" He barked in a loud voice.

The Easterling next to him rolled his eyes and followed. "I better come with you to make sure you don't kill yourself."

Dr. Mario, who is now stuck in the rocks, began to screamed for help. "HELP! HELP! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"

"Don't worry!" Ness said as he landed next to him and threw the elven cloak over the two of them.

Easterling Dudes 1 and 2 walked over to the rock pile and looked around. "Look, nothing but rocks." Said Easterling 2 with a sigh. "You are one hell of a retard."

"MAY BE, BUT I SMART RETARD!" The two Easterlings headed back towards the rest of the group and marched into Mordor.

Ness pulled the cloak off him and Dr. Mario. "Good thing we had this real elven cloak." Ness said with a smile before he reached to his side and held up a picture of Link giving the thumbs up with the words: 'A Real Elven Cloak! Link Approved! Available at any Elven Convenience Store!'

"The gates are closing!" Dr. Mario announced as Ness got into a running position.

"I do not-"

"Shut up, I'm coming."

The two of them were about to make a run for it when Yoshi pulled them back and onto the floor. "NOOOOO! MASTER! DON'T!" He yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! MY HEAD! MY HEAD!" Dr. Mario said, running around in circles. Yoshi then noticed that he had just pulled Dr. Mario's wig off.

"Oops... Sorry..."

Yoshi and Ness looked on as the gates closed. "Sméagol! Why did you stop us?" Ness asked.

"Because we mustn't give the giant talking hand his ring back!" Yoshi said with a smile. "And I know another path into Mordor!"

"Another path?!" The hobbits yelled in unison. Dr. Mario picked Yoshi up by his neck. "Why didn't you tell us before?!"

"Because Master did not ask!"

Ness punched Dr. Mario to the ground and looked at Yoshi. "You mean there is another path?" He asked the Dinosaur.

Yoshi nodded. "Yes. There is a path... then some stairs... and then a tunnel!" He then pulled out his trump card, the puppy dog eyes.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, how cute!" Ness said, hugging Yoshi once again. "Of course we'll go your way!"

Yoshi licked Ness's face. "Good Sméagol always helps!" He turned and pokes Dr. Mario. "Come on, let's get moving, yes?"

To Be Continued...

A/N: There ya guys go! Chapter 13! Enjoy! Oh, and in Yoshi's song? The word 'failed' is not a error...thats what he sings...crazy Gollum XD