This is where things start to get...well, weird.
"Now this is more like it!" said Jack. "Now you're all as crazy as I am!" He opened a mysterious bottle of rum. "Who wants to make a wish?"
"You can't make a wish on that mysterious bottle of rum," said Seamus.
"Fine then, I'll make a wish," said Jack. "Wish number one: I wish that Will Turner was here."
POOF!
"Where the heck am I?" Will Turner stood before them.
"It works!" shouted Jack happily, giving Will a huge hug.
Everyone stared in awe.
"I wanna try!" said Seamus.
"No mysterious bottle of rum for the non-believer!" said Jack, sticking out his tongue at him. "Now I wish for a pony!"
POOF!
"Neigh." A pony appeared in front of Jack.
Everyone stared in awe.
"It worked!" said Jack happily as he gave the pony a hug. "Now for my last wish: I wish we could all go to a historical place that happened in the future." (It is, after all, the 1700's.)
POOF!
Everybody was standing on a huge and beautiful ship, the SS Titanic.
"No! Not this one!" whined Jack. "I wanna go back! Magical mystical bottle of rum take us back! I wanna go—oh look! They have rum!"
Everyone stared in awe.
"GREAT GHOSTS OF DOOKIE!!! WE'RE ON THE TITANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Taylor.
"Will?" said a girl with long blonde hair.
"Elizabeth?" said Will. "What are you doing here?"
"I wished on a mysterious bottle of rum to go to a historical place in the future and here I am," said Elizabeth. "But I never expected to see you here. What exactly are you doing here?"
"To be honest, I have no idea," said Will truthfully.
"Look mateys! They have cocktails!" shouted Jack.
BOOM!
The ship hit an iceberg. Everyone on board began to panic!
"What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?" panicked the crew.
"I know!" shouted Pippin heroically. "We'll fix it!"
"How, genius?" asked Malfoy.
Taylor and Erin looked at each other and smiled.
"Oh, no," said Brittany, seeing their smiles, "it almost got me killed once, it's not gonna do it again!"
"But Brittany—'' started Taylor.
"NO! GUM IS NOT AN ADHESIVE!!!!" she shouted loudly. The passengers that didn't know her looked at her oddly. "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE STARING AT?" The passengers quickly walked away.
"What other options do we have?" asked Frodo.
"Will's a blacksmith," said Ron. "He could fix it in no time."
"With what, idiot?" snapped Will. "I came here, just me! Do you see any tools around here?"
"No..." Ron muttered. "You didn't have to yell."
"Well whatever we do, it's important that we stay together and have a lifeboat ready," said Gandalf. He pointed to the lifeboats—all of them were gone or filled with people.
"Great, what now gramps?" said Boromir.
The ship began to tilt forward. People were holding onto the sides and anything else that was stable.
"Let's find Jack and get out of here," said Dean.
"Jack! Jack Where are you?" everyone called, running around below deck.
"The ship is sinking, and fast!" said Aragorn.
"Taylor and I will go and fix the ship," said Erin.
"But don't even think about using—'' but before Brittany could finish, they ran off.
Meanwhile, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow was walking down the hallway in knee deep water. "This looks familiar," he said to himself as he made his way through the water. He came across a young man who was handcuffed to a pipe.
"Cocktail?" he asked him.
"Um...no thank you, in case you haven't noticed, I'm in a bit of a tight spot..." said the man.
"Yes, yes, of course you are..." said Jack, hardly paying attention.
"Do you think you can help me?" asked the man. "If you could just cut this chain for me, then you can be on your way."
"Yes, yes, of course I can," said Jack. "You happen to be in the presence of CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!!!" He valiantly pulled out his sword and with one swift movement—he cut the chain and sheathed his sword once more.
"Captain Jack Sparrow was it?" asked the man. "So are you the head honcho around here?"
"Of my crew, if that's what you mean," said Jack, sticking his face close to the man's. "What's yer name?"
"Jack Dawson," said the man.
"Jack? Jack! We're both named Jack!" said the drunken Captain.
"Right...well, thank you for helping me, now if you don't mind..."
"Yes, yes, of course I don't..." Jack Sparrow put his arm around the young man's shoulders. "We have some talkin' to do, Jacky boy."
Jack made a new friend! How will the crew escape their watery fate? Find out in the next chapter!
"Now this is more like it!" said Jack. "Now you're all as crazy as I am!" He opened a mysterious bottle of rum. "Who wants to make a wish?"
"You can't make a wish on that mysterious bottle of rum," said Seamus.
"Fine then, I'll make a wish," said Jack. "Wish number one: I wish that Will Turner was here."
POOF!
"Where the heck am I?" Will Turner stood before them.
"It works!" shouted Jack happily, giving Will a huge hug.
Everyone stared in awe.
"I wanna try!" said Seamus.
"No mysterious bottle of rum for the non-believer!" said Jack, sticking out his tongue at him. "Now I wish for a pony!"
POOF!
"Neigh." A pony appeared in front of Jack.
Everyone stared in awe.
"It worked!" said Jack happily as he gave the pony a hug. "Now for my last wish: I wish we could all go to a historical place that happened in the future." (It is, after all, the 1700's.)
POOF!
Everybody was standing on a huge and beautiful ship, the SS Titanic.
"No! Not this one!" whined Jack. "I wanna go back! Magical mystical bottle of rum take us back! I wanna go—oh look! They have rum!"
Everyone stared in awe.
"GREAT GHOSTS OF DOOKIE!!! WE'RE ON THE TITANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Taylor.
"Will?" said a girl with long blonde hair.
"Elizabeth?" said Will. "What are you doing here?"
"I wished on a mysterious bottle of rum to go to a historical place in the future and here I am," said Elizabeth. "But I never expected to see you here. What exactly are you doing here?"
"To be honest, I have no idea," said Will truthfully.
"Look mateys! They have cocktails!" shouted Jack.
BOOM!
The ship hit an iceberg. Everyone on board began to panic!
"What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?" panicked the crew.
"I know!" shouted Pippin heroically. "We'll fix it!"
"How, genius?" asked Malfoy.
Taylor and Erin looked at each other and smiled.
"Oh, no," said Brittany, seeing their smiles, "it almost got me killed once, it's not gonna do it again!"
"But Brittany—'' started Taylor.
"NO! GUM IS NOT AN ADHESIVE!!!!" she shouted loudly. The passengers that didn't know her looked at her oddly. "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE STARING AT?" The passengers quickly walked away.
"What other options do we have?" asked Frodo.
"Will's a blacksmith," said Ron. "He could fix it in no time."
"With what, idiot?" snapped Will. "I came here, just me! Do you see any tools around here?"
"No..." Ron muttered. "You didn't have to yell."
"Well whatever we do, it's important that we stay together and have a lifeboat ready," said Gandalf. He pointed to the lifeboats—all of them were gone or filled with people.
"Great, what now gramps?" said Boromir.
The ship began to tilt forward. People were holding onto the sides and anything else that was stable.
"Let's find Jack and get out of here," said Dean.
"Jack! Jack Where are you?" everyone called, running around below deck.
"The ship is sinking, and fast!" said Aragorn.
"Taylor and I will go and fix the ship," said Erin.
"But don't even think about using—'' but before Brittany could finish, they ran off.
Meanwhile, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow was walking down the hallway in knee deep water. "This looks familiar," he said to himself as he made his way through the water. He came across a young man who was handcuffed to a pipe.
"Cocktail?" he asked him.
"Um...no thank you, in case you haven't noticed, I'm in a bit of a tight spot..." said the man.
"Yes, yes, of course you are..." said Jack, hardly paying attention.
"Do you think you can help me?" asked the man. "If you could just cut this chain for me, then you can be on your way."
"Yes, yes, of course I can," said Jack. "You happen to be in the presence of CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!!!" He valiantly pulled out his sword and with one swift movement—he cut the chain and sheathed his sword once more.
"Captain Jack Sparrow was it?" asked the man. "So are you the head honcho around here?"
"Of my crew, if that's what you mean," said Jack, sticking his face close to the man's. "What's yer name?"
"Jack Dawson," said the man.
"Jack? Jack! We're both named Jack!" said the drunken Captain.
"Right...well, thank you for helping me, now if you don't mind..."
"Yes, yes, of course I don't..." Jack Sparrow put his arm around the young man's shoulders. "We have some talkin' to do, Jacky boy."
Jack made a new friend! How will the crew escape their watery fate? Find out in the next chapter!
