A/N: Chapter 15! Yey! After I finish this chapter, we are half way through the half way mark of Too Many Towers. (There are 11 chapters)
Lord of the Rings: (SSBM Style)
Too Many Towers to be Two
Chapter XV- OMG ITZ ROY!!! And Yoshi goes crazy.
---Golden Hall of Edoras---
The two kiddies are eating some ugly looking soup while Mario sat in his throne, Bowser in Ganondorf's seat and the three Fellowship members on the other side of the hall. "They had no warning." Samus said, patting Freda on the head. "We need sirens or something for when Wild men attack. Now they're going across the Westfold, burning as they go." Samus picked up a blanket and covered the kids. "Rick, cot and tree... whatever that means."
"Where is Mama?" Asked Freda.
"Dead." Replied Samus, walking away.
Bowser put his claw on Mario's throne. "This is but a taste of what that evil kitty will do. More adorable children will get hurt. You've gotta fight!"
"NO!" Mario yelled, jumping up. "I will let any more of my people die. I will not risk open war."
Marth took his pipe out of his mouth and threw at Mario's head, hitting dead on. "Open war is upon you, fool of a took. You've gotta fight."
"Hey! Fool of a Took is MY trademark line!" Bowser complained.
"No... It's Gandalf's... Mister I am Gandearilo the White."
"Oh...that's cold..."
Mario looked around in a panic. "I AM THE BRAVE KING OF ROHAN!"
---Outside---
"By order of the Brave King," Said Sandbag to the people. "We will run and hide at Helm's Deep! Leave all you can behind, because we'll be too busy carrying the King's stuff to care about yours."
"HELM'S DEEP!?" Bowser yelled as he, Marth, Popo and Link marched down to the stables. "He flees to the mountains when he should stand and fight?!"
"Helm's Deep has saved them before." Marth told the Koopa as Bowser jumped onto the poor horse named Shadowfax.
"But there is no way out! Meh, fine, it's not my problem." Bowser patted Marth on the shoulder. "Look for my coming, at first light on the fifth day. On the 21st chapter, look to the east." He leaned down and whispered into the prince's ear. "You must go by a different road. Follow the river and look for black ships."
"Wha?"
"Ride Shadowfax! Ride and Look Cool!" Bowser kicked the horse, causing him to gallop out of the stable, smashing Link and Popo in the process.
---Isengard---
Ganondorf rides up on his pony, laughing like some hacker on sugar. He quickly ran up to Mewtwo's chamber, where the kitty was talking to himself. "Gandalf the White?!" Muttered Mewtwo, pacing back and forth. "Gandalf the N00B! Argh! Just when you think you know someone..."
"Y0000 Wu7z up3rz?!" Ganondorf greeted as he entered the room. "I h34rd wu7 j00 s41d, bytch! G4nd4lf d00d h4d th3s3 ppl w17h h1m. A Dw4rf, 31f, n da R4n93r."
Mewtwo raised his eyebrow. "...What?"
"I s41d, G4nd4lf h4d fr13nd5!"
"...I can't understand a word your saying."
"d00d, I s4y d47 G4nd4lf-"
"Oh, Gandalf had company with him. I see." Mewtwo growled. "That Ranger, was he from Gondor?" Ganondorf opened his mouth to answer, but Mewtwo quickly began talking again. "A strange ring?" Ganondorf was about to reply. "Two serpents you say?" Mewtwo floated over to his stand, where a book was laying open. He flipped to a page with a ring on it. "Bah! The Ring of Barahir! FUCK!" Cursed the kitty, slamming the book shut. "So Gandalf, you think you've found Isildurs heir? Heh... madders not, the world of men will fall! HAHAHAHA!"
"HAHAaAHHHAAHA!!11!11!111!" Laughed Ganondorf.
---Golden Hall---
Samus was looking through some of Mario's old toys while Nana and Sandbag began to carry boxes out of the chamber. She picked up a sword and began swinging it around. "Weeeeeeeeeeee, I feel giddy!" She said, playing with the sword like you would some wood stick.
Unknowing to her, but her sword came a little too close to Marth's face, so the prince blocked it with his own sword. "You have some skill with a blade." He said with a smile.
"Ooooooh, Yeah. I do." Said Samus, putting the sword back in the chest. "I had to learn when I was a little girl. I'm gonna help you fight, I don't fear death!"
"Then what do you fear?"
"Captain Fal- I mean, a cage. I don't want to be a prisoner."
Marth shook his head. "You're a daughter of kings! That won't be your fate."
"Oh yeah." Samus took off her helmet and did a weird facial expression with her eyes. "Now I am truly Éowyn!"
And so, the people of Edoras head on out, on their looooooooooooooooong WALK to Helm's Deep... Good thing this chapter doesn't focus on them.
---Isengard---
"Th34d3n d00d w0n'7 s74y 4t 3d0r45." Ganondorf said, cleaning the cut on his lip. "H3 1s a c0w4rd. H3'll run t0 H31m'5 D33p. Bu7 d00d, h3 w1ll b3 sl0w. H3's g07 w0m3n...4n6 ch1ldr3n w17h h1m." Mewtwo stared at Ganondorf for a long while before he understood what he said and smirked.
---Deeper Places of Isengard---
Mewtwo and Ganondorf walked up to a Orc. "Send out your Giant Hyenas!" Mewtwo commanded, the Orc letting out a yell for an answer.
---Ithilien---
Ness and Dr. Mario are walking along side a river, while Yoshi was sliding about on his belly trying to catch a fish. "DON'T RUN AWAY YOU STUPID LIZARD!" Yelled Dr. Mario as the chased after the dinosaur.
"Why do you do that?" Ness asked. "Why do you make fun of him!"
Dr. Mario rubbed the back of his neck. "I was always picked on in medical school."
"I want to help him."
"WHY?!"
Yoshi turned around and gave Ness the puppy dog eyes attack. "Aaaaaaaw, I mean, I have to believe he can come back. And those eyes of his are a big help too."
"But he's just gonna betray us!" Dr. Mario yelled, only to get slapped by Ness. The boy let out a very fake gasp and said,
"I don't know why I just did that!"
Dr. Mario turned and began to walk away when he turned back and answered, "I do. It's that ring!"
"NO IT ISN'T!" Yelled the Ring. "If I wanted to slap you, I'd do it myself! God! Stop blaming me for all of his problems!"
"I don't have any problems!" Ness snapped back at the Ring.
Ring would have rolled it's eyes. "Suuuuuuure you don't. You're talking to a RING!"
"Then you should shut up!" Yelled the hobbit to the ring around his neck. "...No, I will not go and... Oh don't you start that sass with me... HOW DARE YOU!" Ness began to punch his chest, trying to shut up the Ring, while Dr. Mario shrugged and headed off to eat some fish.
---That night---
Dr. Mario, Ness and Ring all slept peacefully as Yoshi sat on a rock and thought about his life. "They stole it from us. Evil furry footed creatures!" Yoshi said to no one. But he quickly shook his head and said, "No, Master is Yoshi's friend!"
"You don't have any friends." Said Evil Yoshi.
Good Yoshi covered his ears. "I'm not listening! You're just a meanie!"
"You're a liar... and... uh, a thief."
The Good Yoshi smiled. "Nope."
"Hmm, alright. But I know you're a murderer." Evil Yoshi said with a smirk, making Good Yoshi cry.
"You win... Now, go away." Replied Good Yoshi through his tears. "WAAAAAAAAH!"
Evil Yoshi laughed. "Go away?! MAWHAHAHA- No."
"I hates you."
"Where would you be with me?! Huuuuuuuh?! -Cough-GOLLUM, GOLLUM!-Cough- I saved us dude. It was ME!"
"Is your idea of saving us driving me up into the mountain and eat raw fish for a thousand years?!"
"Uh... Yeah... We'll, it worked, didn't it?"
Good Yoshi stopped crying for a second and looked up. "Not anymore."
"...What?" Asked Evil Yoshi.
"Leave now and never come back."
"WTF d00d?!" Came Ganondorf's voice.
"Leave, now, and never come BACK!" Evil Yoshi let out a snarl. "LEAVE! NOW! AND NEVER, COME BACK!"
Yoshi looked around the forest for any sign of Evil Yoshi. "Woah... and Dr. Mario thinks Ness has problems... Wait, I told him to go away, and AWAY HE GOES!" Yoshi jumped off the rock and began to dance around like a merry school boy. "Gone, gone, gone! Sméagol is freeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
---The next day---
Ness was lying down having a nice nap when Yoshi hops up and drops some bunnies into his lap and gave a weird laugh. "Lookie at these bunnies! Look at what Sméagol finds! Eat them, Eat them!" Yoshi picked up one of the coneys and broke its back, then ate the poor thing in one gulp.
"Golly... Thanks..." Ness said, poking the dead rabbit.
Dr. Mario ran over and grabbed the remaining animals away from Ness. "You'll get sick if you eat them like that. There is only one way to cook coneys."
After Dr. Mario got a fire and stew going, Yoshi let out a scream of pure horror, and Ness went back to sleep, it seemed that a normal meal will soon be had. "What's its doing?!" Yoshi yelled, trying to grab the bunnies out of the stew. "You're killing them! Well, they were already dead but..."
"Ah, shut up." Dr. Mario yelled, putting in some spices. "All they need is a few good taters."
"Taters?" Yoshi asked. "What's... Taters, precious?"
The fat hobbit stared at Yoshi like he was some sort of... weird alien. "PO-TA-TOES! HOW CAN YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THEM?! They taste soooooo good with chips and fish." Yoshi moaned in disgusted and Dr. Mario just sighed. "Even you couldn't say no to that."
"Oh yes we could!" Yoshi said, crawling up to Dr. Mario. "Give it to us raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw and wriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggling!"
"Ew, you spat on me!" While that little conversation was going on, Ness happen to hear a noise and, you guessed it, stupidly walked off to see what it was. Once noticing that the main character was missing, Yoshi and Dr. Mario also joined Ness, watching the Haradrim march. "What are they?" Dr. Mario asked.
"Men, you idiot." Yoshi replied. "Do we have to go through this every time?! Remember what I said in chapter 13? Sauron is gathering all his forces to make this war, the last war to cover the world in shadow!"
Ness nodded. "Then we better get moving." And for the first time, Ness was about to leave a dangerous area... but Dr. Mario reached up and grabbed his hand.
"Look!" He said pointing to a giant Elephant type creature. "It's an Oliphaunt."
"Woah. Good thing you showed me, I was about to get out of danger." The two continued to stare at the Oliphaunt, until they noticed that the Haradrim were being shot with arrows from some cloaked people off in the woods. The hobbits began to panic, as one arrow hit the Oliphaunt, making a random dead guy fall off and land on Ness with a thud.
"OOF!" Ness yelled as he was crushed with a random dead body.
('Ness Getting Hurt' Scoreboard: 8)
Once Ness had pushed the guy off him, he stood and said to Dr. Mario, "Let's get the hell out of here." The two were about to leave when a cloaked figure, looking strangely like a giant hand, grabbed the two of them and let out a laugh. Another Cloaked figure, smaller and cuter, walked out from the bushes. He pulled down his cloak to reveal... oh, who do you think?
"AAAAAAAAHZ!" Came the scream from the thousand of Roy fangirls, who came floating down on a cloud. "ROYS OUR BOY! ROYS OUR BOY!"
Roy pointed at the fangirls and his rangers fired, scaring the girls away. "Ha. And that's the real reason I carry these guys with me." The Ranger turned towards Ness and Dr. Mario. "Hmm, little midgets. Bind their hands."
"Righto!" Replied the cloaked hand-shaped figure.
"Grrrr, see?" Ness muttered under his breath towards Dr. Mario. "This time it was YOUR fault."
To Be Continued....
A/N: Sorry if that chapter wasn't too funny. I was sorta forcing myself to write it. I got hit in the head with a basketball today and past out, so the doctor said I should try to stay awake for a longer time. This helped me stay up. I should get started with Chapter 16 right away! If I die in my sleep...sucks for you guys!
