Disclaimer: I don't own Holes or anything to do with it. BUT I own a copy of the book! Whatcha think about that? Huh?

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They were sitting on the iceberg freezing cold.

"It's cold," said Fred.

"No duh stupid! Were all cold!" said Frodo, who was upset that Gandalf had died.

"Mr.Frodo, be nice," said Sam.

"Well if you were all cold all I had to do was make a wish on this mysterious piece of ice!" said Jack.

"Mysterious piece of ice? Right." said Erin.

"Then I'll prove it too you! I wish we were someplace nice and hot!"

POOF!

They landed on extremely hot sand. Suddenly everyone started grabbing the iceberg complaining that they were too hot.

"Would you make up your bloody minds already?" Just then a lizard with eleven yellow spots came up behind Jack and started hissing at him. "Oh look, it's a nice yellow spotted lizard!"

"Yellow spotted lizards are dangerous! One small bite is enough to kill a full grown man in a heartbeat!" said Legolas.

"RUN!!!!" shouted George. They all started to sprint across the hot sand. After a while a camp came into view.

A large man jumped right out in front of them. "What do you think your doing? This is private property!" he said.

"I don't think you know who I am. I'm CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!" said Jack.

"I don't care if you're Santa Claus, it still doesn't give you the right to walk on my private property!" said the man. "But I'll make a deal with you, if you help these boys dig holes I'll let you walk on my property anytime you want."

"You got yer self a deal there, matey!" Jack agreed without even consulting his crew first.

"Great, then you start now! My name is Mr. Sir, welcome to Camp Green Lake, and this ain't no girl scout camp neither," He led them to a shed with the word LIBRARY over the top. He opened the shed and inside was rows of shovels. He handed each of them a shovel and told them to begin digging.

They set off to go dig near D-Tent. When they got to the site everybody stopped and stared at them.

"Who the heck are you?" said a weird boy with glasses you couldn't even see through.

"I'm CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, and this is me crew,"

"Halloween was five months ago, dude," said a really fat guy who smelled like a garbage can.

"Well, dude, were not dressed up for Halloween, dude," said Jack. "As a matter of fact were here to help you dig!"

"Whatever. I'm X-Ray and these people are Armpit, Squid, Magnet, Zigzag, Caveman, and Zero."

"Interesting names," said Erin.

"They are our nicknames," said Squid.

"Oh."

"OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Aragorn suddenly. "THE ICE BERG IS MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ice Berg??????" said D-Tent all together. In the background Aragorn was jumping all around the ice berg shouting at it to stop melting.

"Calm down," said Legolas. Then suddenly he shouted. "THE ICE BERG IS MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE HAVE TO SAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Just then Will erupted in a ear piercing scream, "THE ICE BERG IS MELTING AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! NOW I'LL NEVER SEE ELIZABETH AGAIN AND I THINK MY SHOP IS GOING TO BURN DOWN AND YOU KNOW WHY??????????"

"Why?" asked Sam calmly.

"BECAUSE!!! I LEFT A RUMP ROAST IN THE OVEN AT THE SHOP!!!!!!! AND NOW THE GOVERNOR IS GOING TO BOOT ME OUT OF TOWN CUZ I CAUSED SUSPITICAL DAMAGE TO THE NEIGHBORING SHOPS AND I'LL BE FORCED TO LIVE WITH THE HOBOS-''

"Hobbits," said Sam calmly.

" YES RIGHT WITH THE HOBBITS AND IT'LL RAIN EVERY SUNDAY WHILE I'M HAVING MY AFTERNOON TEA IN THE GARDEN AND THEN THE RAINBOW WILL COME OUT AND MAKE ALL THE HAPPY LITTLE PINK FUZZY BUNNIES COME OUT AND PLAY WITH THE ROOSTERS IN THE CROWS NEST IN THE TOWN SQUARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then BAM! Zero came behind him and knocked him in the head with a shovel. "It's the heat, I'm telling ya."

"I know. Will doesn't even like rump roast," said Jack.

They continued to dig in silence when suddenly Taylor screamed, "Let the penguins eat the cheese!!!!!"

"What?" asked everyone, confused.

"The flying hamster of doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shouted. "Oh yeah!"

"I think she's been out in the sun too long," said Harry.

"We've only been out here thirty minutes!" said Brittany.

"BANANAS ARE YELLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Will suddenly from the ground. "KISS ME, I'M A PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"IF I WAS A TURD I'D JUMP OUT AND SCARE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Aragorn. "BOO!"

The boys from D-Tent went to go get help.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?????" called Erin.

"To get help!"

"WELL BRING ME AN EVIL ICE CREAM TRUCK THAT'S PINK WITH BLUE DOTS WHILE YOU'RE OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed.

"MY GANDALF WHAT PRETTY FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Pippin. He, Frodo, and Sam began to chase the invisible fireworks, ooing and awing.

"ASHLEY THAT'S A PRETTY DRESS YOU HAVE ON TODAY!!!!" said Fred.

"WHY THANK YOU MARY-KATE!!!!!!!!!!!" said George.

"LOOK AT ME I'M THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY PRINCESS!!!!!!!" said Harry, dancing around like a ballerina.

"AND I AM RATICAN!!!!!!!!!! THE EVIL RAT WHO'S COME TO STEAL YOU AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Malfoy joined him on the "dance floor."

"RA RA REE! KICK EM IN THE KNEE!!!! RA RA RASS! KICK EM IN THE...OTHER KNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Ron waving tumbleweeds like pom poms in the air.

"PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW!!!!!!!!!" Brittany quoted Shakespeare while holding up a buzzards skull.

Jack sighed and shook his head sadly. "They just couldn't take the heat.I told them to drink their daily amount of rum."

********************************* Everyone went crazy. But not to worry! They'll be alright in the next chapter!