Chapter 5:

After a peaceful night's rest, the morning sun shone brightly into Aiyoru's eyes.

"Ah, nice and early. Naruto ought to still be sound asleep." He thought to himself as he dressed.

Opening the window, he saw a familiar dark-haired genin relying on a large stick to walk.

Kiba looked up and noticed the familiar, though hidden, face. "Damn you! I'll kill you, you bastard!"

"I guess he met Kumi." Aiyoru thought.

"So, how'd things go between you two?" He shouted back.

"What the hell! You said she scares easily!"

"…Yeah?"

"She's not normal! Even if I were eighteen, what she was trying to do isn't right!"

"…So…"

"Aren't you listening? That girl's crazy! I won't be able to sleep without nightmares for the rest of the month!"

"So you're horrified. Like I said, she scares easily. You should have been prepared."

"I'll get you for this." Kiba growled as he continued to limp away.

Aiyoru simply smiled and turned back to the inside of the room. He rummaged through his bag until he found a ninja scroll, a DVD case, a carton of smokes, and a small case.

"Nee! Ramen!" Naruto moaned from the room over.

"Hmm… a moan followed by the word 'ramen'… seven minutes before he wakes up

Naruto sat up in bed, sleepily rubbing his eyes. "Ha… I wonder when I'll get to learn those new jutsu. Ah well, first something to eat…"

Getting out of bed, he moved to his cupboards and selected one of his vintage pork cup ramen.

In an instant it had disappeared and he was out the door, ready to break down his new sensei's door to begin the lessons.

Once he had taken a step from his room, Naruto felt a tap on his shoulder and looked up to find Aiyoru.

"Right on time, Naruto. Today, you're going to show me your techniques so I can make some better ones."

"Heh? Better?"

Aiyoru let it show that he was smiling before he headed for the exit.

After carefully applying makeup and putting on his new, sexy red dress, Sasuke was ready to face the day.

"Hmm… maybe I should dye my hair too… then I'd look even more like… no, this'll do for now…" He thought to himself, posing in front of his mirror. "Well, I've got some shopping to do if I want this to work."

Sakura, Ino, and the rest of the Sasuke-kun fan club members (which consisted of nearly the ruling portion of girls that age in the village along with a couple guys) to wait for Sasuke to do his weekly shopping.

Although no longer terribly concerned about her conversation with Sasuke the other day, Sakura still jumped whenever she saw a slightly effeminate man.

"Holy crap, there's a lot of guys that look like girly in this town, now that I think about it." Sakura moaned, looking around. "Hey, Shikamaru has long hair, doesn't he? What's he like with it down?"

"Sexy." Ino replied without thinking. "I-I mean! For him, err… hey! Doesn't that kunoichi look like Sasuke-kun?"

"Huh? Which one?" Sakura asked, feeling nervous once more.

"That one over there. The one that everyone is keeping away from." Ino pointed.

At that moment, the target turned around and smiled. "Ah! It's my fun club. Looks smaller than normal. Some of you girls get tired and leave?"

The major portion of following froze out of horror, although there were nonetheless a few squeals of joy.

"Ah! I know! Temari is missing. Well, I don't care. Oh, Ino, about yesterday, I never got to ask my question, but don't worry, I decided to go without them."

"T-them?" Ino asked.

"Panties, I feel so free without them!" Sasuke squealed.

At that moment, more than half of the members of the fan club tore their membership cards in half in unison while the remaining members became even more obsessed than ever.

"By the way, do any of you know a good ramen recipe? I want to make it some for someone special."

"Really, who?" Ino asked, trying her hardest to not run away screaming.

"Naruto-kun! Need you even ask? He's just so cuddly cute and huggable! And ever since we kissed I-"

"Wait, since then? But you hated him then! After that happened, you gargled liquid soap in the academy's washroom." Ino shouted.

"And again that night back at your apartment at ten-forty." Sakura added.

"And once more at three in the morning." Ino finished.

"Well… yeah…" Sasuke replied, looking away. "But I wasn't thinking clearly back then! Naruto-kun, wait for me!"

Kakashi couldn't help but kick and scream as the pitiful little man continued to cling to his arm.

"Damn it, Iruka!" He screamed. "Look, just because some of your students wrote a story about us, doesn't mean it's going to happen! Let go before I'm forced to used Konoha's ultimate taijutsu technique!"

"But I'm so unpopular!" Iruka cried. "And you're so cool and sexy! Like this I'm bound to get a bit more face time!"

"We've been over this before! Don't make me get the spray bottle!"

He hesitated for a moment before continuing to cling as if his life depended on it.

"That's it!" Kakashi screamed, grabbing a water bottle with a squirt nozzle and began spraying him.

"Eek! No! Ah!" Iruka howled, recoiling from the mist and running of in fear.

"Damn right you better run! Don't even think about coming back! I can reload from any tap or fountain in town!"

"Kage bunshin and rasengan… not much of a collection. Although, if you summon Gamabunta, you don't need to worry about anything else." Aiyoru muttered, staring at the Narutos in front of him with the whirling winds in the palm of one hand.

"So, how are you going to make these better?"

"That will take me no more than a week, but until then I'll train you. You'll want to increase your stamina and other primary abilities."

Naruto gave him a confused look. "Primary?"

"Should have expected that." Aiyoru sighed. "Primary, such as speed and strength."

"Okay, but stamina? Everyone says I'm the number one hyperactive ninja as it is!"

"Alright, we'll have a contest. Using all of your chakra, make as many kage bunshins as you can. I'll do the same. If you can even match me, I'll teach you every last one of my techniques and give you a million ryou. That'll get you out of your apartment and eating ramen for a long time."

At the mention of eating ramen, Naruto began gathering all of his chakra.

"You better give me all you got, you damn kitsune!" Naruto thought angrily.

"Heh, I'll have to put some effort into this." Aiyoru thought, as he began to mold his chakra.


Hello once again. I'd have updated sooner, but since I hadn't gotten any comments as of late, I figured no one was reading. I've got a couple more chapters finished in advance, but I don't want to post them all at once.

I've got another story or three that I'd like to post but they're original (not fan fictions)and I don't know if there's a section for that kind. Can anyone let me know, please?

Next, a question for the readers: What creature (not necessarily an animal) should be associated with Aiyoru? I'd appreciate your vote.

Thank you for reading, there will be more later.