This chapter is really weird. If you haven't seen the Christmas episode of
Invader Zim then this won't be as funny.
Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own them, or Invader Zim for that matter.
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Everyone woke up the next morning sleeping in a tent. Will woke up with a major headache from being hit in the head with a shovel.
"What happened?" asked Sam.
"You all went mad," said Jack laughing, "It was quite funny actually. And you call me weird. Guess what?"
"What?"
"I found a mysterious shovel," said Jack, pointing to a shovel lying on the floor next to him.
"OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT REMINDS ME THE ICEBERG IS STILL MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Aragorn.
"Son, the iceberg melted a long time ago!! So we'll have to improvise!"
"How are we supposed to get back??!!" everyone panicked.
"With the mysterious shovel!!!!!" said Jack. "Now, my wish is: to go to an extraterrestrialian planet!!"
"WHAT????"
PPPOOOFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
They were surrounded by extraterrestrialians!!!
They were green....
With pink eyes.....
Some were short.....
Some were tall.....
But they were all extraterrestrialians...
The shortest of them all approached them in a Santa suit.
"My name is ZIM!" he said exaggerating on his name. "I'm the leader of all the aliens on this planet!!!! You will bow down to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I don't believe in any of this!! Extraterrestrialians are not real!!!!!" said Legolas firmly.
"You doubt the power of Santa??!!" said Zim.
"Yes!"
"To the jingle jail with the nonbeliever!!" shouted Zim. "Poop dog, will you do the honors?"
"Yo yo yo wassup homies, sorri iv gotta do dis, dude." he grabbed Legolas and threw him in the jingle jail. "West side, dude!! Peace!" and he was gone with the jingle jail in hand.
"Will you bow now??" they all bent down and touched there noses to the floor. "Now shower me with gifts!!"
"I would've given you a rump roast," began Will, "but before I got 'poofed' here I had a rump roast in the oven at my shop and now it's going to burn down all the neighboring shops and the governor is going to kick me outta town and I'll have to go live with the hobos-"
"Hobbits," said Sam calmly.
"Yes with the hobbits and it'll rain every Sunday while I'm having afternoon tea in the garden and then the rainbows will come and all the fuzzy furry pink-"
BAM!!!
Zero came out of nowhere and hit him on the back of the head with a shovel.
"Thank you, I needed that," said Will.
"No prob," he said. And 'POOF' he was gone.
"Hey guys," said Legolas.
"What are you doing here??" asked Fred.
"I ate my way out; the jingle jail was actually made of candy canes."
" FOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!! YOU CANNNNNOT ESCAPE!!!!!!!! PUT HIM IN THE ACTUALLY STRONG JINGLE JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Zim.
"Why didn't you just put me in the strong one in the first place??"
"I didn't want to! You'll never understand my evil ways," said Zim.
"To the jingle jail with the non believer!!!!" cried the whole town of extraterrestrialians.
"Wassup homies? sorri I gotta do this, cuz you know its ALL good in the brotherhood!!!" Poop Dog again took away Legolas.
"Noooooooooooooo!!!" screamed Erin as she grabbed hold of Legolas." I won't let go!!! They'll have to take me too! I won't lose you again!!!"
"If that is what it takes, fair Erin!! For the cost of love is much more than they can do to us as long as we're together!!!!" said Legolas dramatically.
"Then so be it!!!" shouted Zim. "To the jingle jail with the two lovers and nonbelievers!!" Poop Dog came up and took them away to the actually strong jingle jail.
Everyone watched in silence.
"I had a kangaroo once!!" said jack breaking the silence.
"Good for you. now go and fetch me a pail of sparkling water!!" shouted Zim. "Make that two pails of sparkling water with a hint of blueberry. No, no, strawberry! Yes strawberry!!!"
As they went to the lake to fetch the sparkling water, Jack suddenly exclaimed, "This is a pail of mysterious water!!!"
"Well this time I'm going to make a wish," said Harry.
"I'M the CAPTAIN!!!!! I call the SHOTS!!!! I will make the WISH!!!!!!!!" Jack picked up the pail and said, "I wish we were in jolly old England!" Then he dumped the water over his head.
PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They were in jolly old England!!!!!!!!!
PPPPPPPOOOOFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!
The Jingle jail landed on top of Ron.
"OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE ICE BERG??????" Aragorn shouted.
"We've discussed this already!!! THE ICE BERG MELTED!!!!!!!!!!!" said Jack impatiently.
"IT MELTED???? OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?????" Aragorn began to run around in circles screaming "oh crap" over and over.
"Kind of makes you wonder if he's a natural blonde," said Will.
"I bet that's dirt in his hair that makes it look that color," said George.
"HELLO????? I'M STILL UNDER THIS DARN THING!!!!!!!!!" Ron yelled.
Everyone helped lift the jingle jail off of him.
"Now if you would all be so kind and help us GET OUT OF THE JINGLE JAIL?????" asked Legolas.
******************************** What will our fav crew find in jolly old England? We'll see!
A/N: Although I'm glad that I get to have Legolas in this story, I'm also kind of upset that Brittany wrote that part to make fun of me. So I'll get revenge on her! Mwahahaha!!!!
Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own them, or Invader Zim for that matter.
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Everyone woke up the next morning sleeping in a tent. Will woke up with a major headache from being hit in the head with a shovel.
"What happened?" asked Sam.
"You all went mad," said Jack laughing, "It was quite funny actually. And you call me weird. Guess what?"
"What?"
"I found a mysterious shovel," said Jack, pointing to a shovel lying on the floor next to him.
"OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT REMINDS ME THE ICEBERG IS STILL MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Aragorn.
"Son, the iceberg melted a long time ago!! So we'll have to improvise!"
"How are we supposed to get back??!!" everyone panicked.
"With the mysterious shovel!!!!!" said Jack. "Now, my wish is: to go to an extraterrestrialian planet!!"
"WHAT????"
PPPOOOFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
They were surrounded by extraterrestrialians!!!
They were green....
With pink eyes.....
Some were short.....
Some were tall.....
But they were all extraterrestrialians...
The shortest of them all approached them in a Santa suit.
"My name is ZIM!" he said exaggerating on his name. "I'm the leader of all the aliens on this planet!!!! You will bow down to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I don't believe in any of this!! Extraterrestrialians are not real!!!!!" said Legolas firmly.
"You doubt the power of Santa??!!" said Zim.
"Yes!"
"To the jingle jail with the nonbeliever!!" shouted Zim. "Poop dog, will you do the honors?"
"Yo yo yo wassup homies, sorri iv gotta do dis, dude." he grabbed Legolas and threw him in the jingle jail. "West side, dude!! Peace!" and he was gone with the jingle jail in hand.
"Will you bow now??" they all bent down and touched there noses to the floor. "Now shower me with gifts!!"
"I would've given you a rump roast," began Will, "but before I got 'poofed' here I had a rump roast in the oven at my shop and now it's going to burn down all the neighboring shops and the governor is going to kick me outta town and I'll have to go live with the hobos-"
"Hobbits," said Sam calmly.
"Yes with the hobbits and it'll rain every Sunday while I'm having afternoon tea in the garden and then the rainbows will come and all the fuzzy furry pink-"
BAM!!!
Zero came out of nowhere and hit him on the back of the head with a shovel.
"Thank you, I needed that," said Will.
"No prob," he said. And 'POOF' he was gone.
"Hey guys," said Legolas.
"What are you doing here??" asked Fred.
"I ate my way out; the jingle jail was actually made of candy canes."
" FOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!! YOU CANNNNNOT ESCAPE!!!!!!!! PUT HIM IN THE ACTUALLY STRONG JINGLE JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Zim.
"Why didn't you just put me in the strong one in the first place??"
"I didn't want to! You'll never understand my evil ways," said Zim.
"To the jingle jail with the non believer!!!!" cried the whole town of extraterrestrialians.
"Wassup homies? sorri I gotta do this, cuz you know its ALL good in the brotherhood!!!" Poop Dog again took away Legolas.
"Noooooooooooooo!!!" screamed Erin as she grabbed hold of Legolas." I won't let go!!! They'll have to take me too! I won't lose you again!!!"
"If that is what it takes, fair Erin!! For the cost of love is much more than they can do to us as long as we're together!!!!" said Legolas dramatically.
"Then so be it!!!" shouted Zim. "To the jingle jail with the two lovers and nonbelievers!!" Poop Dog came up and took them away to the actually strong jingle jail.
Everyone watched in silence.
"I had a kangaroo once!!" said jack breaking the silence.
"Good for you. now go and fetch me a pail of sparkling water!!" shouted Zim. "Make that two pails of sparkling water with a hint of blueberry. No, no, strawberry! Yes strawberry!!!"
As they went to the lake to fetch the sparkling water, Jack suddenly exclaimed, "This is a pail of mysterious water!!!"
"Well this time I'm going to make a wish," said Harry.
"I'M the CAPTAIN!!!!! I call the SHOTS!!!! I will make the WISH!!!!!!!!" Jack picked up the pail and said, "I wish we were in jolly old England!" Then he dumped the water over his head.
PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They were in jolly old England!!!!!!!!!
PPPPPPPOOOOFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!
The Jingle jail landed on top of Ron.
"OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE ICE BERG??????" Aragorn shouted.
"We've discussed this already!!! THE ICE BERG MELTED!!!!!!!!!!!" said Jack impatiently.
"IT MELTED???? OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?????" Aragorn began to run around in circles screaming "oh crap" over and over.
"Kind of makes you wonder if he's a natural blonde," said Will.
"I bet that's dirt in his hair that makes it look that color," said George.
"HELLO????? I'M STILL UNDER THIS DARN THING!!!!!!!!!" Ron yelled.
Everyone helped lift the jingle jail off of him.
"Now if you would all be so kind and help us GET OUT OF THE JINGLE JAIL?????" asked Legolas.
******************************** What will our fav crew find in jolly old England? We'll see!
A/N: Although I'm glad that I get to have Legolas in this story, I'm also kind of upset that Brittany wrote that part to make fun of me. So I'll get revenge on her! Mwahahaha!!!!
