A/N: Hello! YES! I MADE THAT SONG UP MYSELF! AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAhaha...ha..ha..hm... no... I really didn't. And guess what?!
Cast: What?!
We've got a flame! -Holds up Cheeseisawesome's flame- We light the beacons!
Cast: YEY!
Luigi & Bowser: -Throw away their 'Will Work 4 Flames' signs.-
Thank you Mr./Mrs. Cheese. You've given me a good laugh, and you've helped to continue the story that you hate! HOW FUNNY IS THAT?! HAHA! Oh! And before I start the story, I just thought this would be funny:
'Smash Idol' Counter: I've seen 4, although one changed accounts.
Wow. NOW, I COMAND YOU TO READ ON! You don't have too... I mean, if you don't want... cause that would be mean... forcing you to do something you'd not want to do... but then again... if you're here on the 18th chapter, then you must like the story... of you're just starting to read it and... you wanna see where we are in the movie... Sorry... I'm talking a lot today...
Lord of the 'Figs': (SSBM Style!)
Too Many Towers to be Two
Chapter XVIII- The Mysterious Tiny Violin
---Oh boy, where are we?...---
Roy is still in his day dream, thinking about his brother when Crazy Hand floated on up to him and poked his shoulder. "Faramir, We've found the third one." He whispered. Roy nodded and walked over towards the two Hobbits.
Roy poked Ness with his sword, waking the boy. "Come with me." He commanded, dragging Ness along by the collar.
---Eh, Outside the Cave---
Roy and Ness walk across a narrow ledge, over-looking the pool that the waterfall was filling. Roy turned and pointed to the lake and whispered, "Down there."
Slowly, Ness moved up towards Roy and glanced over into the pool. He gasped in shock at what he saw. "Oh no!". What he saw was Yoshi swimming around the pond, chasing after a little fish.
"There is a dinosaur in the Forbidden Pool. We're gonna shoot it." Roy explained to Ness. He pointed towards a group of Roy Fangirl Killers (Archers), who were pointing their arrows at the poor Yoshi. "Shall I shoot?"
Ness didn't answer at first, but watched as Yoshi began to sing and dance. "The Rock and Pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweeeeeeeeeeet!" Yoshi began to slap the fish on the rock as he continued. "Our only wish, is to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeeeeeeeet!" But, the fish didn't like the fact that it was getting whacked on a rock, so it began to wiggle out of Yoshi hands, which only cause the dino smack it even harder.
"Wait!" Ness said, holding up his hand. "That Dinosaur is our guide. Don't kill him. Just wait till you see his eyes!" Ness quickly ran away from Roy and went down towards the pool. He walked up slowly towards the dinosaur and began to whisper, "Here Sméagol! Come Sméagol! Sméagol! Get your ass over here!"
Yoshi turned to face Ness. "Oh. Hello Master."
"Sméagol, we've gotta leave. NOW!"
"We must go..." Yoshi paused for a second to try and understand what Ness had said. "...Now?"
"YES!"
Yoshi nodded and began to crawl towards Ness, but, out from the bushes came the evil Roy Fangirl Killers (Archers) to grab Yoshi. The Dinosaur let out a yell and began to roll around, trying to get out of the head lock they had him in. "MASTER! YOU'RE EVIL!" He yelled, just as the Roy Fangirl Killers (Archers) covered his head with a bag. Ness turned and glared at Roy, who was holding up a fan and laughing like Lady Bow.
---And we're back in the cave---
Crazy Hand was beating up on the poor Yoshi, until at last he punched him so hard, he went flying over to a rock and hit his head. "Ouch! You're evil too!" Yoshi said, pointing a finger at Crazy, then rushed under a rock and began to cry.
Roy walked over to the poor lizard and asked, "Where are you taking them?"
Yoshi didn't answer, but he kept on crying and rubbing his back. After a few more sobs, Evil Yoshi decided to talk. "Sméagol. What does it cry, Sméagol?"
"Cruel evil Roy Fangirl Killers (Archers) hurt us! Master tricked us!" Replied the sobbing Good Yoshi. Roy took a step back and began to wonder if being in the same room with this thing was safe.
"I told you. But did you listen? NO!"
Good Yoshi cried more. "Shut up. Master is our friend!"
"Heh. Some friend."
"Go away."
"NO!" Evil Yoshi slammed his fist on the ground. "They stole it from us! They must be punished."
"Stole what?" Roy asked.
Yoshi turned around and with all his might yelled, "MY PRECIOUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Roy, out of fear, ran out of the cave with all his speed, leaving Crazy and the Roy Fangirl Killers (Archers) to deal with the crazy dinosaur.
---My my my, lots of skipping around, eh?---
Ness and Dr. Mario were both sitting together, wondering what to do. "We have to get out of here!" Dr. Mario exclaimed.
"Duh..." Replied Ness, rolling his eyes.
The doctor hobbit leaned closer towards Ness. "You can do it. Put on the ring and escape. Just this once."
"Yeah!" Ring said. "Put me on!"
"No..." Ness lowered his eyes and stared at the ground. "If I do... He'll find me..."
"And that's...bad?" Asked the Ring.
Ness didn't reply, because Roy had just entered the room, doing his 'fan-laugh' again. "Now I see. Oh-ho, now I do see indeed. I can see so clearly now, for the rain is gone. I can clearly see the bridge over troubled water..." The two hobbits exchanged confused glances, then turned back to face Roy. "Two midgets out here in the bush. A hoard of Roy Fangirl Killers (Archers) at my call. And..." He brought his sword up to Ness's neck and lifted the chain with the Ring on it. "The Ring of Power within my grasp."
"...What?!" Ness and the Ring yelled as Dr. Mario took out his handy Lord of the Rings book. He check all the pages with Faramir written on them in less then a second, which brought him to this conclusion:
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE TEMPTED BY IT!" He yelled.
Roy gave a chuckle. "Well, yes. But maybe my dad will stop treating my like an ass once he sees his Father's Day gift this year."
"NO!" Ness yelled, running off to hide in the corner, like he always does.
"See?! Look what you've gone and done now!" Dr. Mario said with a sigh.
"Captain." The stares turned towards Crazy Hand, who had just floated into the room. "Osgiliath is under attack. They need help, sir."
"Oh, Boo-Hoo. Let me play a song for you on my tiny violin." Roy began to rub his index finger and thumb together which, mysteriously, created a lovely violin medley. But then it hit him. "Oh wait... Osgiliath. Under Attack. Bad. Whoops. Alright, prepare the Roy Fangirl Killers (Archers) to leave." The Redhead turned towards Ness and Dr. Mario. "The Ring will go to Gondor."
---Plains of Rohan---
Marth is riding on a pony. He sees Saruman's army. He gasps. Marth rides to Helm's Deep.
---Helm's Deep---
"Wait, he's alive?!" All the humans asked in unison as they watch Marth ride up the street like nothing had ever happened to him. He rode right up to the King's chamber, stopped and got off.
"HE'S ALIVE?! NOT FOR LONG! I'M SO GONNA KILL HIM!" Marth shook his head and sighed, knowing all too well who's annoying voice that was. Popo pushed himself through the crowd and up to Marth. "You... are the luckiest man ever." The midget whacked Marth over the head. "Bless you laddie!"
"Where's the king?" Asked Marth. Popo pointed towards the King's chamber and the prince headed off. Along the way he bumped into a certain elf.
"Hm, You're late." Link said, not looking up from his book. "And I bet you look even worse then ever. Oh, here. The Orcs were keeping it safe for you." Link handed Marth the Evenstar, which he gladly took with a smile, much to the dismay of Samus, who doesn't have any lines at this point in the chapter.
---Mario's Chamber---
Marth entered the king's chamber, all dramatic and stuff, like in the movies... only to see Mario sitting in his throne with a mug of ale, ten women and one male strippers by his side and a very skimpy look Nana resting on his lap. "Oh! Hello Marth! Thought you were dead, so we had a little party!"
"Here, here!" Cheered the rest of the army, who were all half drunk.
"Oh... Well, listen..." Marth told his heroic tale of frenching the horse to riding bareback across the plains of Rohan on some horse who's name isn't important. He also mentioned the very small detail, an army of 10,000 Uruk-Hai's.
"Ten Thousand?!" Mario said shocked.
"No, 10,000. Use numbers."
"OMFG LIEZZZZZZZ!"
"They will be here by nightfall."
Mario paused for a second, they gave his answer. "Let them come!"
---Whee, we're outside in Helm's Deep again---
Mario, Nana, Link, Popo and Marth were walking through the crowds of humans. "I want ever man and strong lad able to bare arms to be ready to die by nightfall." Mario told Nana.
"Yes, sir." She replied, rushing off to obey her king.
"No one has ever broken the Deeping Wall, or set foot within the Hornburg." Mario said as he and the others walked outside the main gate and looked over the plains of Rohan.
"Listen. These guys are Uruk-Hai." Popo explained. "These guys have a brain. Not very big, but it's still there."
Mario, enraged that a dwarf could doubt his judgement, simply said, "STFU j00 n00b or I will pwn u. Oh no... I'm talking L33t." Mario rushed off to find some soap to wash his mouth out with, and maybe some acid.
---Deeping Wall---
The four are walking and talking. "Saruman's forces will come and burn stuff..." Mario paused and looked around. "Wait, I forgot the rest. LINE!"
"They do not come to destroy Rohan's crops and Villages, they've come to kill it's people! Down to the last adorable child!" Marth yelled, grabbing Mario's shoulder.
"I know, I know! But look at these men! They're scared. And this sucks. So shut up."
Marth paused, the answered, "Call for aid."
"And just whoooooooooooooooooo will come?!" Mario asked. "Elves? Midgets? No one likes us Humans anymore."
"Gondor will come."
"SCREW GONDOR! We are alone..."
---Fangorn Forest---
This is a semi-new sight. DK in his Treebeard robot and marched out into a clearing with one single rock in the middle. "The Ents have not bothered with the wars of Men and Wizards for a long time."
"Really..." Luigi answered.
"Amazing." Falco added.
Both were clearly bored to tears.
DK gave a chuckle. "But now, something is about to happen, that has not happened in an age. An Entmoot."
"What that?" Asked Falco, sitting up.
"'Tis a gathering."
Luigi scratched his head. "Gathering of what?"
DK and Falco looked at each other, then back at Luigi. "Well... You most certainly aren't the sharpest twig in the forest, aren't you?" DK asked with a laugh.
"What's that suppose to mean?!" Luigi yelled. Just as he yelled, more Ents began to march out of the woods, moaning like DK. "Oh. Ents. I get it now."
DK placed the two down on the ground and said, "Now, my little hobbits, the Ents will decide if we're going to war!"
---Helm's Deep---
The men, women and child of Edoras were now being forced into the caves like a pack of animals. Marth, Link and Popo were making their way through the bunch of humans, trying to get back to Mario's Chamber. "Hey, uh, Aragorn... Ya gonna rest? You're sorta... dead... at the moment." Link asked, as he carried Popo on his shoulders through the crowd.
"Aragorn!"
Marth sighed and shook his head. "Great. Here we go..."
Samus ran up to Marth and began to shake him back and forth. "What the hell is this?! I'm being sent into the caves with the woman and children! I want to fight beside you!" She pleaded.
"I don't command that." Marth answered, getting dizzy.
"But you don't command the others to stay by your side!" Said Samus. "They fight with you because they don't want to be parted from you!" She stopped shaking Marth. "Because... Because they love you." Judging by the looks on Link, Popo, and Marth's faces, she figured she had better just head into the caves. "Sorry..." She muttered, slipping away.
"Aw, guys, I never knew you cared." Marth turned and smiled. "GROUP HUG!"
---Glittering Caves---
Yadda, yadda, yadda. Not much going on here. A little boy gets taken away. And Old man gets taken away. Another kid is taken away. A young man is taken away. All in slow motion. Samus shook her head as she watched the women and young children crying. She could only do one thing: rub her thumb and index finger together, creating that soothing mysterious violin music.
---Helm's Deep Armory---
The men were getting their swords, axes and other random stuff that could be used as a weapon. One kid even got a frying pan, which as shown to us by Dr. Mario, can be a very useful item in battle. "Look at these old people... and little brats. These are not men." Said Marth after overlooking the troops.
Popo placed his mallet/ax on the ground and rested upon it. "Most have seen too many winters."
"Or too few." Link added. "Look at them. They're scared. I can see it in their eyes." The humans turned towards Link and glared at the Elf. Link, not one for liking glares, changed over to Elvish. "And they should be." He finished. "300 against 10,000?!"
Marth answered, "Well, they stand more of a chance here then they do at Edoras."
"Aragorn... They're all gonna die!"
"THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!" Marth yelled in English.
And uneasy silence fell upon the armory, which could only be broken by Popo, as he slowly began to rub his thumb and index finger together, filling the room with the sweet sounds of a violin.
---Mario's Chamber---
Mario stood in the center of his chamber as Nana walked up to him, holding his armor. "I've sent all the men to their deaths. Are you ready?" Mario nodded, and Nana began to suit up his armor.
"Who am I Gamling?" Mario asked.
It didn't take Nana too long to respond. "A Crazy King who thinks 11 year olds can hold axes."
Mario smiled. "And do you trust you crazy king who thinks 11 year olds can hold axes?"
"...Not really..."
---Fangorn Forest---
DK and his new Ent friends are all standing around the stone, moaning and groaning to each other. The sun had already disappeared and it was now dark. "Man, they've been at it for hours!" Falco complained, walking around the clearing, bored.
"They've gotta have decided on something." Luigi suggested positively.
"Uh, nope." DK answered. He turned around and faced the two hobbits. "We've only just finished saying, 'Good Morning'."
"But it's nighttime already!" Falco yelled, clearing pissed off.
"Don't be hasty." Replied the old DK before going back to his moans and groans.
---Helm's Deep---
Its night here too. All the humans are up, scared to death. Marth was sitting on the stairs, watching the guys get ready to be killed. He turned towards one little kid and said, "Yo. Give me your sword." The child did as he was told. Marth looked over the sword, then asked, "What's your name?"
"Haleth, son of Hammy, my lord." Replied the kid.
"Oh...so that's why you look like a Sandbag." Marth said with a laugh, playing with the kids sword.
Haleth sighed. "The men say there is no hope and that we won't last the night."
Marth handed the kid his sword back and placed a hand on his shoulder. "There is always hope!"
---Helm's Deep Armory---
"Are all the other men out of the Armory?" Marth asked, peering his head into the room. When he saw no other male, he quickly ran over to the chainmail and got dressed with cool dramatic cuts.
But then, something wonderful happened. Link handed Marth his sword. And then, as they say, Marth's heart grew two sizes that day. "Sorry about before." Link apologized. "I shouldn't have given up hope."
"No prob, Lego." Marth replied with a smile.
"Argh!" The two turned to see Popo, walking into the Armory, trying to get his chainmail on. "It's won't fit!" He yelled, before dropping it to the floor, revealing that it was ten sizes too large for him. "...It's a little tight across the chest."
DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO!
The trio turned in shock. "That was no Orc Horn!" Link said as they three dashed up the stairs.
---Gates of Helm's Deep---
Woo-hoo! Here come the Elves! The humans, with expression that, if put into words would be: 'There is a God!', cheered as they watched the Elves walk up through the streets and ending at Mario's chamber. Of course, Mario was there to greet them. "What the hell is this?! I know for a fact this wasn't in the book." The King said, shocked.
Young Link, wearing all sorts of medals and stuff, walked up to Mario and smiled. "Hey. I bring word from Elrond of Rivendell. Funny thing, since I don't even live there. Ahem. "An alliance once existed between Elves and Men. Long ago, we fought and died together. We have come to honor that allegiance." Translation: I brought about 1,000 elves to help."
"Mini-Link!" Marth exclaimed cheerfully. He rushed up to Young Link and hugged the Elf. "You are soooooooo welcome here."
Young Link smiled and nodded. "We are proud to fight alongside Men once more."
To Be Continued...
Readers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A/N: Phew. I was able to put off Helm's Deep for another Chapter. -Ahem- Anyway, here is the scoop. I'm sorry to say, this story won't be updating for a little while.
Readers: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sorry. But the reason this story won't update that much is because I'm busy making a Survivor story with the first 12 Smashers, plus Four guests. I've already finished Day 1-3 and I'm going to finish up Day's 4-6 before I even think about posting it. So, look for that coming. I will still work on this story, no doubt. First story EVER to break 100 reviews. Thanks, by the way!
Oh. Funny thing. Between the time I started this story and the time I ended, The Smash Idol Counter went up.
'Smash Idol' Counter: 5
Heh. Survivor owns Idol. Back-stabbing and lying over crude, yet funny, remarks any day. Since we broke 100 reviews, I'll give you guys a small preview of the soon-to-be Survivor Story! This is me only going by memory, but I know it's around the same lines! START DA PREVIEW!
"Today, these 16 Smashers will start a journey that will change their lives forever." Master Hand said into the camera. "We will head across the ocean and shipwreck these guys on the Island I bought named 'MasterHandIsDaBomb'."
"...Huh?" All the Smashers asked in unison, turning towards Master Hand.
"Erm, I mean, We're taking them on a free trip to the Bahamas'." The group nodded and went back to talking. Master Hand cleared his throat and whispered. "Once there, they will be forced to survivor together for 39 days. Every 3 Days they'll meet and vote one of their own members out of the tribe! But don't tell them that!"
"Kay, I won't." Crazy replied. He was holding in the hand his video camera, which he was now taping Master Hand with. "But, I have a question. When did YOU buy an Island? I never knew you could even BUY Islands..."
"Uh... Internet?"
The End of Preview.
