Finally the long awaited ninth chapter! Thank you all for reviewing and I
hope you enjoy the next enstallment.
Disclaimer: Yeah you know the drill.
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The crew walked around the lovely streets of England, dragging the jingle jail behind them. It was getting dark and they needed a place to stay but no one would let them in.
"We've been all over this town and haven't found a single place to stay," said Pippin.
"How about that tall scary castle over there that we'll probably never make it out alive????" asked Jack.
"Yeah that'll work."
"We could always find a mysterious brick," said Malfoy sarcastically.
"Don't be silly, there's no such thing as a mysterious brick, mysterious curtains maybe, but no bricks," said Jack.
"What are you people staring at? Take a picture it'll last longer!" Erin yelled at all the people passing by and staring at their strange crew.
"Calm down, Erin," said Legolas, as a kid came by and stared at him. "What are you looking at four eyes? Yeah that's right I'm talking to you punk!"
The little kid ran away crying.
"How rude!" said Sam to Legolas.
"You try being stuck in a Jingle Jail in the middle of England," muttered Legolas.
The crew made their way to the big dark scary castle that was isolated from the rest of the town. A sign on the gate read: "Beware of Everything."
"Must be a friendly environment!" said Jack cheerfully as he opened the gate and led the way to the door. They rang the doorbell which sounded like people screaming. A tall, pale man answered.
"Hello! I would like to speak to the head of this house," said Jack.
The man let out a long moan and led them inside. The house looked like an ordinary mansion except for the fact that it was really dirty. A man and a woman both came down the stairs toward them.
"Hello! Welcome to our lovely abode!" said the man. "My name is Gomez Addams and this is my lovely wife Mortisha."
"Pleased to meet you!" said Jack. "My name is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow and this is me crew. We were just wished here on a mysterious pail of water and we need a place to stay."
"Why you can stay with us!" said Mortisha happily. "We have plenty of guest rooms! I'll just have our new maid show you to your rooms. Oh, Mrs. Poppins!"
A woman in clean clothing had appeared. "Hello. I am Mary Poppins. Come this way and I will show you to your rooms."
The crew led them to four rooms. Erin, Brittany, and Taylor shared one. Jack, Will, Aragorn, and Legolas shared another. Harry, Ron, Malfoy, and Pippin shared a room and Fred, George, Frodo and Sam shared one.
"Be sure to come down for dinner in two hours," said Mary Poppins as she left.
"Hey, guys?" asked Erin. "How are me and Legolas supposed to get out of this jingle jail?"
"Guess you'll have to stay in there!" Brittany laughed.
"Or we could help." A girl and a boy came up to them.
"Who are you?" asked Pippin.
"Wednesday and Pugsly Addams."
"How can you help?" asked Erin. Wednesday held up a dynamite stick that was already lit. She threw it in the cage.
"OH CRAPOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Aragorn.
"GREAT GHOST OF DOOKEY THEIR GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" said Taylor.
"Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Erin.
"GET ME A HAIRNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas started messing with his hair," if I die, remember one thing Aragorn...always buy the pizza!!!!!!!!"
"Why??"
"You never know when you'll get stuck in a phone book!!"
"OH CRAP!!!!!! I DIDN'T BUY THE PIZZA!!!!!!!" and he ran off screaming I don't want to be stuck in a phone book!!!!!!"
"Phone booth! It's a phone boo-"
BBBBAAAMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dynamite exploded throwing Erin and Legolas across the room. They were covered in soot from head to toe. They both stood up and stared at the two children.
After a long moment of silence, Pugsly said, "It worked!"
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Just a note: The pizza thing and the phone booth was from the movie "Phone booth" in case you were wondering.
Disclaimer: Yeah you know the drill.
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The crew walked around the lovely streets of England, dragging the jingle jail behind them. It was getting dark and they needed a place to stay but no one would let them in.
"We've been all over this town and haven't found a single place to stay," said Pippin.
"How about that tall scary castle over there that we'll probably never make it out alive????" asked Jack.
"Yeah that'll work."
"We could always find a mysterious brick," said Malfoy sarcastically.
"Don't be silly, there's no such thing as a mysterious brick, mysterious curtains maybe, but no bricks," said Jack.
"What are you people staring at? Take a picture it'll last longer!" Erin yelled at all the people passing by and staring at their strange crew.
"Calm down, Erin," said Legolas, as a kid came by and stared at him. "What are you looking at four eyes? Yeah that's right I'm talking to you punk!"
The little kid ran away crying.
"How rude!" said Sam to Legolas.
"You try being stuck in a Jingle Jail in the middle of England," muttered Legolas.
The crew made their way to the big dark scary castle that was isolated from the rest of the town. A sign on the gate read: "Beware of Everything."
"Must be a friendly environment!" said Jack cheerfully as he opened the gate and led the way to the door. They rang the doorbell which sounded like people screaming. A tall, pale man answered.
"Hello! I would like to speak to the head of this house," said Jack.
The man let out a long moan and led them inside. The house looked like an ordinary mansion except for the fact that it was really dirty. A man and a woman both came down the stairs toward them.
"Hello! Welcome to our lovely abode!" said the man. "My name is Gomez Addams and this is my lovely wife Mortisha."
"Pleased to meet you!" said Jack. "My name is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow and this is me crew. We were just wished here on a mysterious pail of water and we need a place to stay."
"Why you can stay with us!" said Mortisha happily. "We have plenty of guest rooms! I'll just have our new maid show you to your rooms. Oh, Mrs. Poppins!"
A woman in clean clothing had appeared. "Hello. I am Mary Poppins. Come this way and I will show you to your rooms."
The crew led them to four rooms. Erin, Brittany, and Taylor shared one. Jack, Will, Aragorn, and Legolas shared another. Harry, Ron, Malfoy, and Pippin shared a room and Fred, George, Frodo and Sam shared one.
"Be sure to come down for dinner in two hours," said Mary Poppins as she left.
"Hey, guys?" asked Erin. "How are me and Legolas supposed to get out of this jingle jail?"
"Guess you'll have to stay in there!" Brittany laughed.
"Or we could help." A girl and a boy came up to them.
"Who are you?" asked Pippin.
"Wednesday and Pugsly Addams."
"How can you help?" asked Erin. Wednesday held up a dynamite stick that was already lit. She threw it in the cage.
"OH CRAPOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Aragorn.
"GREAT GHOST OF DOOKEY THEIR GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" said Taylor.
"Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it out!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Erin.
"GET ME A HAIRNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas started messing with his hair," if I die, remember one thing Aragorn...always buy the pizza!!!!!!!!"
"Why??"
"You never know when you'll get stuck in a phone book!!"
"OH CRAP!!!!!! I DIDN'T BUY THE PIZZA!!!!!!!" and he ran off screaming I don't want to be stuck in a phone book!!!!!!"
"Phone booth! It's a phone boo-"
BBBBAAAMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dynamite exploded throwing Erin and Legolas across the room. They were covered in soot from head to toe. They both stood up and stared at the two children.
After a long moment of silence, Pugsly said, "It worked!"
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Just a note: The pizza thing and the phone booth was from the movie "Phone booth" in case you were wondering.
