CCA: Wow! Very glad that people liked Inu's part of the diary! But I'm very peeved that some of the 'typed emotions' didn't show up, but I think you can just imagine how Sess would of looked like with the laxatives! Ha ha ha!

Sessy: sulks Bloody laxatives…bloody lemon spra…AAGGGHHHH IT BURNS, YET AGAIN! slumps to ground twitching

If you want to know some spoilers for later chappies go to the bottom of this chapter, and ta-daa! There they are! But make sure you read then review the chapter first…Or it's the fuzzy bee's (really need to think of my own minion (s), eh?) for you…

Disclaimer: I DO NOT……I repeat DO NOT OWN INUYASHA, and all that other stuff, but I do own 'The Fluffy Trilogy: Mummies Ate Your Cat' idea! But that's another story… But Sess…how I wish I had your fluffy pelt…sighs does sneaky eyes …………and you………muhahaha!

Sessy: whine thinks of escaping, but then remembers the lemon juice and stays put (For now…)

Thanks for reviewing my chapter almost straight after it was posted!

moonlitStarDestiny: Thanks! I actually only wrote it a few days ago after having inspiration from thinking of squirrels…AGAIN! I love those little fuzz-balls…

Legnalos: Umm, well it all started when InuYasha first…ahh, too longer story! And I'm already planning Kikyo's (she's eaten something 'strange' coughmagicalmushroomscough and now is attracted to red coloured things (gonna be a bit part with her pants…just wait an' see!) and has unfortunate run-in's with cabbages!)

medlii: Ya, it is a bit strange but my writing takes after me! The nests are in this chapter where they actually are will be revealed later… or hints in the spoilers!

Rinyie: No! Don't cry! Because then you won't be able to read the rest of this!

WritingWoman: I know I'm so 'meen'! Luv Inu and Sess, but all for the sake of a good story eh? But…'Eval' Spaghetti?

Cruxis Gypsy: I'm glad that you like the finished one! Even though you read the drafts…I finished it on the weekend! But don't forget UWK&Y&I! Ha haha!

Remember, R-ing&R-ing gets you far in life! Well, not really…but do it anyway!

I wrote a little poem inspired by it too;

R-ing &R-ing,

Keeps the doctor a-waiting!

By CCA

Hahaha!

NOTE VERY IMPORTANTREAD ITREMEMBER MY BEST FRIEND'S BEES? I BET YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO MEET THEM…: All the spelling mistakes in Shippo's diary are in the perspective of a little kid, and are considered jokkes and not mistooks of the author.

THE ETREMLY SECRET AND 'ACOORN'-FILLED 'DAIRY' OF SHIPPO

Entry 1

Yu won't belev this but I am so cul. I travl wid big peple who smel like cabge. The cabge is a bit of a tun-off thou. Not 2 menshon peple 2, eh?

Entry 2

Started stashin acoorns 4 winta. I foud reli cul place to hid them. It raher smeely thou an hairi. Pulled fluff offa main support to make comfy bed. V. sofft an snugh.

Entry 3

Innu called me a 'cabge smeeling rat' 2day. Kagome 'sat' him then spanked him preeti hard. Dey den wolled around a bit and bit each odda on the ears an pulled at each oddas clwoves. I wuz glahd, butt worryed abot acoorns being damajed.

Innu Yaysa iz so meen to me. It iz not rite to treat frends dat way. Kagome iz so nice. She iz soft and sgwodgy………wha?

Entry 4

Now made atached aweas in my acoorn palace, red drapes weally good an preety. Stange smeelin pellets abit ovva turn-off thou. Smeel like drain cleaner, cud b v. dodgy to décor. Blac an red du not mix.

Entry 5

Wan in2 Innu's sexi bro, must ask him how he ceeps his hair soo silki an smoove! Innu is jealouz dat Sessy don't lik him, and want 2 b his 'frend'.

Yeh wight. An I'm da queen of squirrel-foxes…oops bad exampel…I mean ugli toads.

Butt think dat Sessy haz Kermit's ugli brotha wid him. Welli ugli brotha. V. v. v. ugli. V. v. v. v……well u get it.

Fel veri sorri for him.

Sessy that iz.

Entry 6

Toad iz sooo pervin on Sessy dat it izn't funni. But Rin will kill him if he twyies anythin.

We tooc 'Cute peples Kung Foo course' 2getta. She has good gwoin kic. Still waddling fwom last time.

Ouch. Bad memorwies.

Entry 7

Made a 'acoorn summer house' for holidayin in. A little home away fwom home! Whit décor veri nice wid little red embroidered flowa's on it too!

V. Summery, and largj, and smeels better than palace too, but bouuht air fwesheners for it, bcos like red décor…or iz it scarlet?

Can't tell.

Entry 8

Invited Myogurt to eet pellets and c if they wer stashable. Found out that dey weren't and wer actuli helium bcos he sweld up like mi in my Mr. Pink Pac Man formm. I am v. cute! Go mi Myogurt v. strange.

Neva date Myogurt. Cud b v. pervy bug…

Entry 9

Finking about settin up a Jacuzzi in mi accorn palace, butt not shure if it wood match the midle suport, mabe I shoud paint it? Mabe fuchsia cud match?

Everitime I tri to paint the support mi palace shooks! Cud bee rat infestation? Hop not…… Inshurance iz hell!

Entry 10

Stoopid Ramen…agin! I am v. deppressed, noodles not givin mi propa nutrients and prowtein 2 b cute!

2tally pooped to du eyelash batts, told ya not gettin enouf prowtein! V. grewlin task ovall…

Entry 11

Cosy bed growin fin, again got cul an soft fluffy stuff offa main palace suppoort, an wova nu 1! V. excited, got mor fluffy fibre than usuall!

Must start waterin it!

Entry 12

Plaied a cul game wid Mirocul 2day, I transformed inta cute fluffy boa arwond his nek and he put on sexi undiwear ova robes, and wi bof danced to screechi lady ona Kagome's stare-i-oh.

V. good fun! Mirocul v. good dancer!

Entry 13

Wuz ill ova Tetsugiga (veri big sword) at after-shoc of dancin…hopin dat Innu wont look at it 2day or wub and caress it lik he usuali does, wirdo.

Entry 14

Innu found barf-covered sword. He was veri angwy, Kagome doh comforted him.

Littl did she no that he wuz slyly humpin her leg in his sorrwoe! V. sneaki.

Took notes, hi did it skilfully!

Entry 15

Had nice little cuddle wid Sango an Kagome 2day, wite in da middle of bof.

What a luki Kitsune I am…heh heh heh………wha?

Enrty 16

Acoorns becommin a nuisance in palace, farr 2 mani. Deiided 2 move some to odda placeces…

Entry 17

Also whellised dat hav moffs in attic, and may be nibblin on any odda fabwic in palace.

But farr 2 afwaid to look, b cos v. v. smeeli up dere.

Hung extra air fewesheners 4 added suppoort, just in case.

Entry 18

2day, mi hole life chanjed!

Found mi 1 and true luv!

Entry 19

No…I hav not looked ina miwor, even doh I wudn't blame mi self…

Her name is Kirawa! Sango's frend!

Entry 20

Had neva welli had a good natta wid her but she iz soooooo cul!

Ahhh, young luv!

Entry 21

We hav bof agweed that Innu smeels like cabge, butt I cud be somfin 2 do wid the cabge air fwesheners I hung awound mi palace…

Entry 22

Kogah iz sooo triyn 2 gett Innu's sword it izn't funni…I saw him reharsin lines 2 a tree sayin 'I really wannt dat BIG sword of yars, lett me c it pleaz!'

I've ceen bigga. Realli…well…not AS big…

Entry 23

Havin good time wid Kirawa, she is so nice, but has a falt of tunin inta realli big verion of ha cute littl self. Fea dat cud not persu propa relationswip bcos of sise copraison.

Could wear cute plateforms doh…

Entry 24

Saw Naraku 2day. Seams ok…doh a bit stange, and a bit horni wid all dose kids!

But must be colua-blind bcos blu dose not suit him!

He must realli tri puce…

Entry 25

Fear dat something mayb using mi summa house for v. strange wesons. Found '10 Top Sexiest Demon Lord's' and odda swary dog-demon porny magazines…v. swared…

Entry 26

Cud b doings of ugli twoad… Hop he didn't use my loofa…

Ewwwww! I think he did…

Entry 27

Dere is green molted skin all ova it! Dats it! I'm gonna put lemon jucie spway in here or sumfin!

Dat will show him…

Entry 28

Innu acwused me offa makin nest in his pants! As if! Dey are PALACES wid lotsa acoorns!

Go mi!

But had a v. good hwug offa Kagome...Wha?

Entry 29

Gave Kirawa acoorns 2day. She seamed dissaponted, said they wernt big enuff.

Dey were HUGE! V. dissaponted, thinking that Kirawa is just usin mi 2 get acoorns 4 her own stash!

Entry 30

Browke up wid Kirawa, she was payin 2 much attension 2 lwead squirrel in group we tryed to 'fish' 4 2 day, she just liked him bcos of his big nuts.

Entry 31

As if I don't hav big nuts!

V. angry, turned inta greasy taco and mopped.

Entry 32

Fel betta! Innu was nice 2day an took me to da 'Acoorn-ium' where I bought lotsa big nuts!

Take that Kirawa! I have hummungus nuts now!

Entry 33

Thinkin of askin oot Rin on a date butt wud Sessy kill mi if I tried anyfing?

Fink I'm a bit scwared to ask Rin oot… Mayb if I get some peppa sprey 4 Sess I cud…or lemon!

Entry 34

Innu's turnda inta a sexy humen. I wud b worrin bcos I fear dat peple wud gang up on me an play wid my bid sword cuz I cudn't proteht miself!

Paw Innu, that big sword of his gets I'm into all sorta troble!

Tut, tut.

Entry 35

Don't eva undastand y Innu wuz worried aboot mi nestin in his pants. I am gonna make more homes odda places but I wonda why he wuz so touchy…

Hey whats this book… 'Innu's Diary…'

Soooo go mi.

Okay hope you R&R again, and some of the spoilers are:

Sessy fears Inu is stalking him so begins to become paranoid.

Koga doesn't really hate Inu and he's only trying to become friends with Kagome…What does that mean!

Miroku starts a strange cult, and

Kagome falls for a very 'Tetsusagia' related pick-up line!

Oh yes! Very interesting indeed…

CCA