Sorry for the long wait but I finally decided to stop procrastinating sit my ass down and get to work so here we go…

Not quite there yet

Phoebe parked the car in front of the wooden cabin and shut off the engine. "Finally" exasperated Monica. "I thought we'd never get here" she said as she got out and stretched after having been stuck in the cab for what seemed like ages.

One-by-one everyone started getting out of the car for some fresh air. Phoebe stayed a little behind reorganizing the mess which they had made on the way there, it only took a minute until she finished tidying up and noticed everyone had gotten off already and was in the process of taking out their luggage. She stepped off the car and saw Ross passing out every ones luggage one at a time.

Chandler had set off walking back in the direction they had come…on foot.

He had every intention of going back to check if he could find his packet of cigarettes in the road. It wasn't that far back he might make it, that is if Joey hadn't shouted out "Dude where are you going the cabin is this way" he said pointing toward the wooden cab.

Chandler sighed and sarcastically said "Oh thanks man I don't know what I would do without you."

"No problem, but you better be careful I can't look after you all the time." Joey added.

"But hey as long as I'm all the way over here…" started Chandler. "I might as well go see if I can find those cigarettes" he finished. "You know 'cause I wouldn't want to waste this trip…you know I've gotten so far already" he kept rambling on.

"Dude what the hell are you talking about you're like 12 feet away." again not helping Chandler out at all.

He again sighed and slowly said "…thanks a lot Joe. You—you saved my life again"

"Chandler if you want to go look for your cigarettes just go look for them!" said Monica in an annoyed voice.

"Oh! You think I should? Well then I'll go see—but only because obviously want me to" he said defensively.

"C'mon I'll help you look for them tomorrow!" said Joey.

"Forget it" said Chandler bitterly. "Some deer's probably gonna be half way through smoking them by then" he added.

Joey cocked his head quizzically, thoughtful for a moment and said "No dude, deers can't light cigarettes" in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Man, you are really on a roll here" replied Chandler in a slow deliberate voice. "In fact can you tell six pairs of numbers?" he said in an anxious tone.

"For what, the lottery?" asked Joey.

"No…" said Chandler slowly. "Nope I heard the Chinese restaurant we go to back home is running out of numbers for the back of the little papers" he added again sarcastically.

"You mean the fortune cookie paper?" asked Joey as if there could be another answer.

"No, the toilet paper!" said Chandler in an even more sarcastic tone, now very irritated.

"Really?" Phoebe intervened. "Cause, you know I'm really good with numbers, just ask Ross he'll vouch for me"

She turned to look at Ross who was still unloading the trunk. As he reached Rachel's bag he pulled it out and threw it at the snow covered ground.

"Hey!" protested Rachel. "What?" he asked in a soft sincere tone.

"So that's how it's gonna be" said Rach softly to herself.

Ross went back to unloading the last few bags, when he finished he closed the trunk and turned to pick up his bag. He looked around and didn't see it. As he looked a bit farther he saw Rachel over the wide open bag.

She was holding a bundle in her arms and was smiling slightly. She then let her arms drop letting a bunch of snow right into Ross open bag covering everything.

After a minute or so Monica finally intervened and stopped their squabbling. As they started walking up to the cabin she heard Ross say "She started it".

A second later a snowball pelted him in the shoulder.

I know this was a short Chapter but if I got to when they actually enter I'd be here a while, besides the last chapter was way to long for what I usually do. Anyway next chapter includes not enough rooms, a craving for nicotine, job description and supposedly "something in the house" (nothing scary) I'm just gonna say Phoebe's the only one that believes the last one

Anyway I'll keep writing, you keep reviewing.