Disclaimer: LotR is not mine. Neither is SSBM.

A/N: Hello everyone! I got some questions!

Alright, first off, Yes in the movie they are called Halflings. They are also called Halflings in the book. They are also known as the Little Folk, Shirelings... And other fancy names.

Second, my amazing survivor story...well...I've finished up to Day 4 and I'm already half-way through Day 5. It's harder then I thought it would be. Too much talking and eating rice. And that gets boring.

And yes, Mewtwo shall pwnz the cast in the next story. For a full chapter. Then it all goes down hill, right Mewtwo Fans?

Well, lets get on with the story! YEY!

Lord of the Rings: (SSBM Style)
Too Many Towers to be Two
Chapter XX- ARAGORN!

"BRACE THE GATES!"

(Helm's Deep)

On Mario's command, a bunch of humans dashed forward and threw themselves onto the wooden door to try and stop the pounding of the Uruk-Hai's battering ram. Of course, it wasn't really working. With each pound, the humans were sent flying, but like little dumb animals, they quickly run back up and do it again.

"Geez, this isn't working." Mario said, shaking his head as he watched them run up to the gate over and over. He also took notice of the humans who were busy throwing rocks and spears at the Uruks from the top of the gate. "Oh yeah, like THATS going to work."

(Deeping Wall)

Marth opened his eyes and stood up after he was nearly blown to death when the wall exploded. "Where am I?" He turned and saw a large group of Uruk-Hai's marching towards him. "...Oh."

"ARAGORN!"

Marth turned and watched as Popo, jumped off what was left of the Deeping Wall and began to attack the Uruks marching in. He was able to kill about three before they just pushed him down and into a small pond of water. "Fire!" Marth commanded. From behind him, a large squad of Elves fired their arrows, killing nearly every Uruk-Hai in the front few rows. Marth lifted his sword and yelled, "CHARGE!" As he rushed towards the bunch of ugly Monkey Looking men, followed by the Elves.

All around Helm's Deep, Uruks, Humans and Elves were busy clashing swords with their foes. Marth was enjoying himself just a little too much as he continued to cut off the heads of any monster thing that ran near him. Link noticed that Marth was starting to get surrounded so he was all,

"ARAGORN!"

So Link quickly grabbed a Uruk-Hai's shield, threw it to the ground and began to ride it down the stairs, shooting as he went. And just like that, Link had invented snowboarding...just without the snow.

Marth dashed forwarded and pulled Popo out of the water while Link was busy showing off his elf skills. "You're a real idiot, you know that."

"Hush." Popo replied, coughing up water.

(Fangorn Forest)

"AHEM!" DK barked, waking up the two sleeping hobbits.

"Huh? What is it?" Luigi asked.

DK cleared his throat and said, "The Ents will not be going to war."

"Wait...WHAT!" Falco yelled. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! YOU'RE SUPOSE TO SAY, 'TO ISENGARD'! WE EVEN HAVE A SONG ABOUT IT!"

"We do?" Asked DK and Luigi in unison.

Falco nodded and began marching in place. "To Isengard! To Isengard!..." He glanced upwards to try and remember the words. "Uh...Lalalala, Isengard!"

DK was not pleased. "I'm sorry little ones. Your part in this tale is over. I'll drop you guys off at the edge of the forest. Now get ready to leave!"

The duo sighed and walked away. "Hm, maybe Treebeard is right!" Luigi said, trying to look on the bright side. "We've got that happy green shire place, remember?"

"But the fires of Isengard will spread!" Reminded Falco. "And fire likes to burn happy green places." Falco walked back towards the Ents, leaving Luigi to think about something to do.

(Helm's Deep)

Link reached into his quiver to pull out another arrow, but noticed he had used them all up. "Oh. Out of arrows." So he took out his sword/daggers and began to stab and slice the Uruk-Hai's charging at him.

"ARAGORN!"

"I'm very popular today." Marth said, turning towards the Hornburg.

"FALL BACK TO THE KEEP!" Yelled Mario. "GET YOUR MEN OUT OF THERE!"

"Yo! Fall back to the keep!" Marth yelled in Elvish. Following his command, the Elves began to dash up the stairs and towards the Hornburg. "Haldir!"

"Yes?" Young Link asked as he withdrew his sword from an Uruk-Hai.

"Fall back to the keep!"

Young Link nodded and began to yell, "Fall back! I guess we're losing!"

Now almost every Elf began to run back. But Popo refused to move and continued to keep hacking away at the Uruks. Being so very nice, Link and another Elf grabbed Popo by his wrists and began to drag the poor dwarf away. "Aaaaaaaah! What are you doing! What are we stopping for!"

Young Link continued to fight while yelling at his troops to hurry. Just as he killed Uruk-Hai Troop #9,192, another Uruk-Hai troop snuck up behind him and stabbed him right in the chest. "OOF!" Yelled the little elf. With what small energy he had left, he then attacked and killed the trooper that had stabbed him. However, he didn't plan on Uruk-Hai Troop #107 coming up behind him and bringing his sword deep into his back.

"HALDIR!" Yelled Marth as he began to run up to the dying elf. So, for Young Link, the world was going in slow motion. He could only stare at the dead bodies of his Elven friends as he fell to the ground, dead, just as Marth ran up to him. "No...you're not suppose to die!" He squeezed his fists tight and yelled up towards the sky, "DAMN YOU PETER JACKSON!"

"Oh, he wasn't suppose to die?" Uruk-Hai Troop #107 asked. "Dude...I'm like...so sorry. I didn't know." Marth stood up and ran towards the edge of the wall. "NO! DON'T DO IT! YOU STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!"

"I HAVE NO MORE REASONS TO LIVE!" Marth said, placing his hand to his forehead. "Good bye, cruel world!" And so, Marth jumped off the Deeping Wall, but he made sure to grab onto a ladder and pull it down with him, smashing some poor Uruk-Hai's who's numbers we'll never know. "...Oops..."

(Hornburg)

Uh-oh! The Uruk-Hai's have at last broken a hole in the gate and ran right up to it with crossbows, firing at the defenseless humans. Quickly, however, the Humans began to fire back, killing some of the Uruks. Mario noticed this and quickly drew his sword. "To the gate! Draw your swords!" He said as he headed towards the gate, followed by Nana, who now had her sword ready.

(Deeping Wall)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Yelled Marth as he began to run up the stairs, being chased by a pack of very angry Uruk-Hai's.

(Hornburg)

Mario and Nana pushed themselves towards the front of the humans, both killing Uruk-Hai's that were sticking their heads through the broken gate. Nana swung her blade and killed on Uruk just as another one reached its arm in and grabbed the poor girl by her throat. Mario, being the hero he is, quickly chopped the arm off and began to laugh. "Take that!"

"OW!" Yelled Uruk-Hai Troop #78, who then picked up a spear and stabbed Mario deep in the chest. "Ha! Thats what you get for messing with the-" His sentence will never be finished, because Nana quickly jabbed the poor guy in the face with her blade. Once she had a moment to move, she grabbed Mario and began to push back through the crowd.

"We can not hold them." Nana stated. "We're losing!"

Just then, Mario had an idea. He had taken the break between chapters to go off set and watch some TV. He turned to Nana and asked, "It's-a time to use-a the blue tortoise shell, no?"

"Do it, you magnificent stereotypical bastard."

Mario reached into his back pocket and pulled out a blue Koopa shell. Quickly the king plumber tossed the shell over the gate and the two watched as it found its way around each Uruk-Hai and quickly speed off into the distance. "...Oh, that's right, it goes after the leader." Mario said with a smile. "Whoops." Just then, Marth and Popo decided to stroll on by and noticed that the gate was nearly destroyed. "I've got an idea...

ARAGORN!"

Marth turned and looked right at Mario's face. "You don't need to yell, I'm right here."

"Oh. Listen, could you be a dear and hold off the Uruk-Hai's for a while?" Mario asked. At that moment, the gate began to snap even more, letting some more of those scary monsters in.

"How long do you need?" Marth asked as he and Popo began to head towards the gate.

"As long as you can give me or till you die a sad death. Which ever comes first." Marth nodded and he grabbed the dwarf Popo and headed down another pathway. "Right then. TIMBERS!"

(Causeway)

Marth and Popo walked out onto a ledge to the left of the Causeway, where the Uruk-Hai's were still trying to blow into the gate. Popo gripped his ax/mallet and laughed. "Ooooh, come on! Let's go! Let's go!" He said, hopping up and down.

Marth looked over towards the bridge. "It's a long way."

Popo also took another glance over the gap. "Oh...you're right...Um...you'regoingtohavetotossme." He said quickly.

"What?" Marth asked with a smile of pure evil inching its way onto his face.

"I said you're going to have to toss me! I'm an Ice Climber. I can jump up, but I can't jump to the side."

"DWARF-TOSSING TIME!"

Marth reached over to grabbed Popo, and as (what he thought were) his last words he muttered, "Don't tell the Elf."

"I'll think about it."

And with that, Marth grabbed Popo by his collar and threw the dwarf off to the bridge. Once he landed, Marth gave a mighty leap himself and landed next to the midget and the duo began to swing their sharp children's toys at the Uruk-Hai's, killing some but mostly pushing them off. Mario smiled when he saw this. "Great! Let's hurry and get the wood!"

Meanwhile, the Uruk-Hai's were putting their next plan into action. They began to load up giant crossbows and started to fire them at the Hornburg. The cross bolt hooked onto the wall the Uruks began to lift up even more ladders with about fifty Uruk-Hai's on each. Link, who happened to be on the Hornburg with some new arrows, quickly shot one at the rope holding a ladder. The ladder began to fall back and the Uruk-Hai's let out a scream before they all popped. "Ha! That's fifty easy!" Link said with a smirk, but then remembered Popo's rules of fighting. "Oh yeah, that only counts as one. Gr..."

Back on the Causeway, Popo and Marth were still busy holding off the Uruk-Hai's from reaching the gate.

"ARAGORN!"

"STOP!" Marth yelled as the duo turned around to look at Mario. The hole in the gate was now repaired with wood and Mario was about to put the last timber on.

"Get out of there!"

"How!" Popo asked, realizing that they can't get back to the ledge they jumped off of.

"That's your problem!" And with that, Mario closed up the hole leaving the two on the Causeway.

Link made his way over to the wall of the Hornburg and tossed them a rope. "Here guys!" Marth grabbed onto Popo and then took the rope as Link began to pull it up. "Um, I could use some help here!"

"I'll help!" Samus offered, who began to help Link pull up the rope, but was later painted out of the picture.

Even with Marth and Popo now joining the humans, the Uruk-Hai's were just too large in numbers. More came up on ladders while some came through the hole in the Deeping Wall. Mario was starting to realize how stupid he was to not call out for help. "Hm, do you think we can still win?"

"No." Replied Nana quickly, who was busy fighting a Uruk-Hai.

"Alright. Pull everyone back." Mario turned and began to run towards the hall. "And have a bath waiting for me, will you?"

Nana sliced the Uruk she was fighting then began to yell, "FALL BACK! FALL BACK!"

Link, Marth and Popo, all who were busy fighting their own battles, turned and shrugged figuring that the three of them could take out the entire army if they felt like it, but it would have been better not to make the King angry. So together, the three of them, along with all the remaining humans began to run into hall of Helm's Deep, just as the Uruk-Hai's broke down the gate and began to over-run the place. Doesn't look to good, does it?

(Fangorn Forest)

DK was carrying Falco and Luigi through the forest. "Okay guys, I'm gonna leave you on the edge of the western boarders. You can make your way up north from there to your home."

"Whatever." Falco muttered, staring off into the distance.

Luigi figured that now was the best time to put his plan into action. "Wait! Stop!"

"Okay! Okay!" DK halted the costume. "What is it? Did you forget your hat?"

"No. But can you take us south?"

"WHAT!" Yelled DK. "South, that would lead you past Isengard."

Luigi smiled. "Yup. Listen to my logic. If we're closer to danger, we're father from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect."

"That doesn't make any sense... but then again, you are very small." DK's logic was also amazing. "Perhaps you're right." And with that, DK turned around and began to march south. "I always liked going south. It feels like you're going down hill."

"You idiot!" Falco whispered as he hit Luigi's leg. "We're gonna be captured! AGAIN!"

"Nope." Luigi smirked to himself. "Not this time."

(Osgiliath)

Roy and his Roy Fangirl Killers (Archers) were making there way through the forest along with there new little friends, Ness, Dr. Mario and Yoshi. Crazy Hand pointed into the distance. "Look! Osgiliath burns! Mordor has come. Roy announced.

"Yo, listen pretty boy." The redhead turned to face Ness. "The ring won't save Gondor, dude. It hasn't done anything good all 20 chapters."

"YEAH!" Yelled the Ring.

Ness smiled. "So, will you let me go now?"

"No."

Crazy Hand floated back and grabbed onto Ness and began to push him forward. "FARAMIR! YOU MUST LET ME GOOOO!"

"Shut up." Crazy said, pushing Ness to the ground.

"Ow. Hey, that wasn't nice!" Ness whined as he fell on his side.

"No, it wasn't. And neither will this." The giant hand pushed the boy and Ness began to roll down the rocky hill.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- OW! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- OW!"

('Ness Getting Hurt' Scoreboard: 9)

(Fangorn Forest)

"And then this little family of field mice used to climb up and tickle me! HAHA! It's so cute if-" DK stopped his story as he and the two hobbits came out into open. "What the hell happened here!" The entire country side was burnt and not a single tree remained standing. "Many of these trees were my friends."

Luigi patted the Treebeard costume's head. "I'm sorry about this."

DK's eyes fell upon Isengard. "Saruman! A wizard kitty should know better!" In his rage, DK let out a long scream that seem to scare the entire forest. "There is no curse in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of Men for this treachery."

Just then a large rumble was heard. Luigi and Falco turned to the left to see the entire Fangorn Forest moving. "The tree's are...moving?" Luigi asked in a confused and shocked tone.

"What are you high?" DK asked as he also turned. "Oh. Oh right, they do that some times. Just ignore them. Our business is with Isengard tonight." Ents began to march out of the woods and began to walk down the hill towards Isengard. "Come my friends! The Ents are going to war."

"See?" Luigi whispered to Falco. "I'm not as stupid as you think."

But just then DK announced, "It is likely that we go to our doom."

"Yeah." Falco rolled his eyes. "Real smart."

Luigi let out a nervous laugh. "He's just kidding! ...Right?"

"Maybe. But come, let us go!" DK joined the other Ents and began to march towards Isengard. "The Last March of the Ents!"

To Be Continued...

A/N: Okay, that wasn't the funniest chapter, but it's hard to put humor in darning big fights. Anyway, the next chapter is the last chapter of Too Many Towers! Oh No! Then all we have in RoaKwowaJ. O.o Anyway, thanks for all your reviews! I'll get started on the next chapter and Survivor story really soon!