I'm back! Did you miss me? Well, I'm sorry for the delay but school is
really busy this year. And on top of that, I had to look around for all the
things I need to make my Halloween costume. Yes, my best friend and I are
going trick or treating as the infamous Jack Sparrow and Will Turner!
(Despite the fact that we are females.) So without further ado, I present
the next chapter of the Drunken Adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow!
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Dinner was over and everyone decided to go to bed. In Harry, Ron, Malfoy, and Pippin's room they played cards. In Fred, George, Frodo, and Sam's room they were telling stories. In Jack, Will, Aragorn, and Legolas' room, they were arguing about phone booths. But in Erin, Taylor, and Brittany's room, they were about to get the scare of their lives.
"I have to go to the bathroom," said Taylor.
"Well, find it yourself, I'm not getting lost in this nuthouse," said Erin.
"Come on, Taylor, I'll go with you," said Brittany. They went into the hallway. It was dark except for a few lit torches on the walls.
"I think the portraits are staring at us!" whispered Taylor.
"Nonsense, you're being paranoid," said Brittany as a portrait of a creepy old man winked at her. "Okay let's hurry up and find that bathroom!" she said, walking faster.
Suddenly, they fell through a trap door on the floor into complete darkness, screaming.
Meanwhile, in the bedroom, Erin was laying on the bed, trying to get some sleep. Then she heard the door open, but there was no one there.
"Stop fooling around, Jack," said Erin. "I'm trying to sleep."
There was a creaking sound coming from the door and toward the bed.
"Jack, I know it's you, so stop." She grabbed the flashlight on the table and turned it on to reveal-none other than GANDALF!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screamed Erin. "But you're supposed to be DEAD!!!!!!"
"No I'm not, we found a mysterious piece of ice at the bottom of the ocean and wished to find you guys," said Gandalf.
"Who's we?" asked Erin.
Lightning flashed and she saw the rest of the supposedly dead crew standing by the bed: Merry, Gimli, Boromir, Seamus, Dean, Lee, Dennis, Collin, Ginny, and Neville.
"But-but you all look like creepy undead zombies!" said Erin.
"Oh, that's the moss and seaweed we're covered in," said Seamus.
"We were under the ocean for quite some time, remember?" said Gimli.
"Not that I care, but where's Elizabeth?" asked Erin.
"Oh.she would have come with us but she decided to go make out with that other Jack guy from the Titanic," said Boromir.
"Oh.I guess we better not tell Will."
Meanwhile, in Jack's room, their argument continued.
"You said phone book, I heard you!" said Aragorn.
"I said phone booth, got it? Booth!" said Legolas.
"No, you distinctly said book, didn't he, Will?" asked Aragorn.
"I have to go with Legolas on this one," said Will.
"Why, because he looks like you? I mean you act like twins all the time!"
"We do not!" said Legolas and Will in unison.
"You're all wrong!" said Jack. "I heard him say what he said to you but you didn't hear him say what I heard him say because he said what you didn't hear but he said it because I heard him say what he said to you when he said it, you hear me?"
They all stared at him.
"Once again, it's philosophy, only superior minds can understand it!" said Jack, chugging down some rum.
Suddenly the door flew open and they screamed as everyone came in followed by the supposedly dead crew.
"But you're supposed to be DEAD!!!!" they said.
"How many times must we go over this story?" said Gandalf. "We're not dead, we're just covered in seaweed, and we wished on a mysterious piece of ice to get here."
"Really? Me too!" said Jack happily.
Suddenly they all heard a scream.
"That sounds like Taylor and Brittany!" said Erin.
"We will not allow Brittany and Taylor to torment and death!" said Aragorn heroically.
"Where does that sound familiar?" said Legolas, rolling his eyes.
They all ran down the hall-and fell through the trap door.
"Nice of you guys to drop in," said Brittany sarcastically as the crew landed on the ground beside them.
"We have found them!" exclaimed Aragorn.
"Oh, no, he's going to do his-" began Legolas.
"VICTORY DANCE!!!!!!!" shouted Aragorn. He suddenly began to dance around in a horrific way as everyone stared with wide eyes. (Just imagine him doing a sort of Macarena/chicken dance/electric slide. Scary, huh?)
"This is so embarrassing." muttered Legolas.
"Well, how are we going to get out?" asked Boromir.
"I KNOW! I KNOW!!!" said Pippin. "Using spoons-'' he pulled two spoons from his pockets "-we'll fight the evil underground gnomes-'' he twirled the spoons in his hands like numchucks "-and when we defeat them we'll dig our way out and make a hole to China!!!!"
"Why China?" asked Taylor.
"Because every kid dreams of digging a hole to China!" said Pippin, still spinning the spoons ninja-ly.
"But what about Chinese kids?" asked Brittany.
Everyone looked at her.
"She has a point," said Aragorn.
"Forget about the Chinese kids, what about us?" said Harry.
"Look! There's a light!" said Boromir heroically.
"Hey, hey, hey! Leave the heroics to me!" said Aragorn.
They all followed the light and walked into a dimly lit room. They looked around and saw-a torture chamber.
"Sweet swirling onions!" exclaimed Jack. "I found a mysterious noose!"
"Not this again." Sam sighed.
"I wish."
"Now wait just a minute!" said Erin. "I think it's only fair to let one of us make a wish."
"But I found it!" said Jack.
"Yes, but you made all of the other wishes remember?"
"She's got a point!" said everyone in unison.
"Alright." said Jack with a pout. He handed the mysterious noose to Pippin.
"Yay!" he shouted.
"NOOOO!!!!!" screamed the others.
"I wish..WE WERE IN TELETUBBIELAND!!!!!!!!"
And with a loud POOF! The entire crew was swept off to experience a horror unlike they've never seen before-the teletubbies.
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Will the poor crew survive the wrath of the teletubbies? Or will the teletubbies be the ones to beware???
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Dinner was over and everyone decided to go to bed. In Harry, Ron, Malfoy, and Pippin's room they played cards. In Fred, George, Frodo, and Sam's room they were telling stories. In Jack, Will, Aragorn, and Legolas' room, they were arguing about phone booths. But in Erin, Taylor, and Brittany's room, they were about to get the scare of their lives.
"I have to go to the bathroom," said Taylor.
"Well, find it yourself, I'm not getting lost in this nuthouse," said Erin.
"Come on, Taylor, I'll go with you," said Brittany. They went into the hallway. It was dark except for a few lit torches on the walls.
"I think the portraits are staring at us!" whispered Taylor.
"Nonsense, you're being paranoid," said Brittany as a portrait of a creepy old man winked at her. "Okay let's hurry up and find that bathroom!" she said, walking faster.
Suddenly, they fell through a trap door on the floor into complete darkness, screaming.
Meanwhile, in the bedroom, Erin was laying on the bed, trying to get some sleep. Then she heard the door open, but there was no one there.
"Stop fooling around, Jack," said Erin. "I'm trying to sleep."
There was a creaking sound coming from the door and toward the bed.
"Jack, I know it's you, so stop." She grabbed the flashlight on the table and turned it on to reveal-none other than GANDALF!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screamed Erin. "But you're supposed to be DEAD!!!!!!"
"No I'm not, we found a mysterious piece of ice at the bottom of the ocean and wished to find you guys," said Gandalf.
"Who's we?" asked Erin.
Lightning flashed and she saw the rest of the supposedly dead crew standing by the bed: Merry, Gimli, Boromir, Seamus, Dean, Lee, Dennis, Collin, Ginny, and Neville.
"But-but you all look like creepy undead zombies!" said Erin.
"Oh, that's the moss and seaweed we're covered in," said Seamus.
"We were under the ocean for quite some time, remember?" said Gimli.
"Not that I care, but where's Elizabeth?" asked Erin.
"Oh.she would have come with us but she decided to go make out with that other Jack guy from the Titanic," said Boromir.
"Oh.I guess we better not tell Will."
Meanwhile, in Jack's room, their argument continued.
"You said phone book, I heard you!" said Aragorn.
"I said phone booth, got it? Booth!" said Legolas.
"No, you distinctly said book, didn't he, Will?" asked Aragorn.
"I have to go with Legolas on this one," said Will.
"Why, because he looks like you? I mean you act like twins all the time!"
"We do not!" said Legolas and Will in unison.
"You're all wrong!" said Jack. "I heard him say what he said to you but you didn't hear him say what I heard him say because he said what you didn't hear but he said it because I heard him say what he said to you when he said it, you hear me?"
They all stared at him.
"Once again, it's philosophy, only superior minds can understand it!" said Jack, chugging down some rum.
Suddenly the door flew open and they screamed as everyone came in followed by the supposedly dead crew.
"But you're supposed to be DEAD!!!!" they said.
"How many times must we go over this story?" said Gandalf. "We're not dead, we're just covered in seaweed, and we wished on a mysterious piece of ice to get here."
"Really? Me too!" said Jack happily.
Suddenly they all heard a scream.
"That sounds like Taylor and Brittany!" said Erin.
"We will not allow Brittany and Taylor to torment and death!" said Aragorn heroically.
"Where does that sound familiar?" said Legolas, rolling his eyes.
They all ran down the hall-and fell through the trap door.
"Nice of you guys to drop in," said Brittany sarcastically as the crew landed on the ground beside them.
"We have found them!" exclaimed Aragorn.
"Oh, no, he's going to do his-" began Legolas.
"VICTORY DANCE!!!!!!!" shouted Aragorn. He suddenly began to dance around in a horrific way as everyone stared with wide eyes. (Just imagine him doing a sort of Macarena/chicken dance/electric slide. Scary, huh?)
"This is so embarrassing." muttered Legolas.
"Well, how are we going to get out?" asked Boromir.
"I KNOW! I KNOW!!!" said Pippin. "Using spoons-'' he pulled two spoons from his pockets "-we'll fight the evil underground gnomes-'' he twirled the spoons in his hands like numchucks "-and when we defeat them we'll dig our way out and make a hole to China!!!!"
"Why China?" asked Taylor.
"Because every kid dreams of digging a hole to China!" said Pippin, still spinning the spoons ninja-ly.
"But what about Chinese kids?" asked Brittany.
Everyone looked at her.
"She has a point," said Aragorn.
"Forget about the Chinese kids, what about us?" said Harry.
"Look! There's a light!" said Boromir heroically.
"Hey, hey, hey! Leave the heroics to me!" said Aragorn.
They all followed the light and walked into a dimly lit room. They looked around and saw-a torture chamber.
"Sweet swirling onions!" exclaimed Jack. "I found a mysterious noose!"
"Not this again." Sam sighed.
"I wish."
"Now wait just a minute!" said Erin. "I think it's only fair to let one of us make a wish."
"But I found it!" said Jack.
"Yes, but you made all of the other wishes remember?"
"She's got a point!" said everyone in unison.
"Alright." said Jack with a pout. He handed the mysterious noose to Pippin.
"Yay!" he shouted.
"NOOOO!!!!!" screamed the others.
"I wish..WE WERE IN TELETUBBIELAND!!!!!!!!"
And with a loud POOF! The entire crew was swept off to experience a horror unlike they've never seen before-the teletubbies.
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Will the poor crew survive the wrath of the teletubbies? Or will the teletubbies be the ones to beware???
