I'm back! So sorry for the delay, but I've been so busy during the holidays and then school started again...and now we've moved! It's been a nightmare! But I'm back on track! Well, here it is, as I promised. The next chapter!
-Jade LaBeouf

Time for Tubby Bye-bye!

"Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!" said Brittany.

"We never were in Kansas," Frodo pointed out.

"It's an expression..."

"Oh."

"Good choice, young hobo! I mean hobbit!" said Jack happily to Pippin.

They were now in a freakishly bright green field with flowers and trees scattered throughout the scenery. But the scariest thing of all was the bright yellow sun. A baby's face shone down upon them with curiosity.

"A sun baby..." said Legolas slowly. "Now this surpasses even my intellect of the world of nature..."

"Hey guys! There's another phone booth! I'll call for help!" shouted Aragorn heroically. Before anyone could stop him, he ran towards the suspicious looking phone booth. "Umm, guys? I'm trapped! There's a sniper on the phone who says he'll kill me if I leave!"

"What do we do with him?" asked Will.

"Let's just take him with us," said Harry.

"With the phone booth???" asked Seamus.

"Might as well since he can't leave," said Gandalf.

"You know, Aragorn, you should have learned by now to never trust a phone booth," said Erin, rolling her eyes.

So Will and Boromir dragged the phone booth as they walked off to look for some form of intelligent life.

Boy, would they find life alright, but certainly not intelligent life.

Soon, everyone was tired of walking. But suddenly, they saw a weird microphone thing come out of a pile of flowers. Then a female voice said: "Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies!"

"Time for what?" asked Erin.

Then they saw it. Four teletubbies coming their way! They stood horrified as the teletubbies laughed and introduced themselves.

"Tinky Winky!" said the purple one.

"Dipsy!" said a green one.

"La La!" said the yellow one.

"Po!" said the red one.

"Teletubbies!" sang the microphone thing. "Teletubbies! Say...helllllloooo!!!!!!!!!!"

"Eh oh!" said the teletubbies.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the crew.

They ran off in the other direction.

"Look! A house!" said Jack, pointing to a green hill.

"It looks like a hobbit hole!" said the hobbits.

"Who cares, just run for it!" shouted Malfoy.

When they were all safe inside, they sighed. "That was a close one!" said Fred.

Jack felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around. "What in the name of Barbossa is that?!?!?" Everyone turned to see a horrid vacuum thing rolling around Jack's feet, trying to clean him up.

"I know what it is!" said Pippin excitedly. "It's a Nu Nu!"

"A what?" asked Boromir.

"A Nu Nu! It's like a vacuum that cleans things! But it's harmless. Honestly, haven't you ever seen the show?" said Pippin.

"......NO!" said everyone in unison.

"I've made my decision!" said Jack heroically. "We shall wait in here until those...things...go away. In the morning, we shall split up and look for another mysterious object."

"But why? I like it here!" whined Pippin.

"Clearly, the power of these Teletubbies, as you call them, is too much for our own," said Jack. "We shall have to leave as soon as possible! Before they do something...unnatural..."

ONE HOUR LATER.....

"I'm hungry," said Pippin.

"Me, too," Merry agreed.

"What do you think teletubbies eat?" asked Dean.

"Maybe they don't eat anything," said Harry.

"Or maybe they eat PEOPLE!" said Gimli.

"Don't say that! You're upsetting the hobbits!" said Taylor, hugging Sam.

"Oooooh! What does this button do?" Will pushed a button on a weird machine and nothing happened. Suddenly, pancakes began flying out from the top, all over the place. Everyone ducked for cover.

"Attack of the Flying Pancakes!" yelled Jack. He was riding on the Nu Nu, all around the house, while the Nu Nu was trying to clean up the mess.

"Make it stop!" yelled Ginny.

Will began pushing another button. Pink, gooey stuff came spurting out of a faucet-looking thing, all over Will.

"I can't see!" he yelled. He slipped on some of the pink stuff and went sliding into the phone booth, which fell over on top of Gandalf.

"Old—bones—can't—take it!" he gasped. Legolas, Fred, and George tried to help him. When they got him out, the machine stopped.

"What in the bloody hell was that?" asked Ron.

"Tubby toast and Tubby custard!" said Pippin, licking some custard off his fingers.

"Well, at least we won't go hungry!" said Neville hopefully.

"Or maybe it'll turn us into Teletubbies!!!" shouted Seamus.

"I've always wanted to be an orange one..." said Aragorn. They all stared at him. "What?"

Suddenly, they heard the microphone thing say: "Time for Tubby Bye Bye! Time for Tubby Bye Bye! Time for Tubby Bye Bye!"

"What does it mean?" asked Malfoy.

"GREAT GHOSTS OF DOOKIE!!!!" shouted Taylor from the window. "THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY!!!!"

Sure enough, the teletubbies were coming toward the house.

"Whatdowedowhatdowedowhatdowedo?!?!?" panicked the crew.

"This is a foe beyond any of you," whispered Gandalf dramatically. He turned toward the crew. "RUN!!!!"

They quickly ran through the door and around to the back of the house.

"What about me?!" yelled Aragorn. Boromir and Will ran back and dragged him out. But just as they reached the door, the teletubbies were a few feet away.

"Oh, no!" said Boromir. "We're done for!"

"Fly, you fools!" yelled Gandalf, standing between them and the teletubbies.

They dragged Aragorn to the others a few feet away from the house and they watched in fear as Gandlaf faced the horrid creatures.

"You cannot pass!" yelled Gandalf.

The teletubbies laughed. "Eh oh!" they said, oblivious to the sword and staff that Gandlaf was holding.

"Go back to the shadow!" said Gandalf. He raised the sword and staff above his head. "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" then BAM he brought them down and a wave of light hit the teletubbies. There was a big explosion and when the smoke cleared...there was nothing left.

"GANDALF!!!" yelled Frodo sadly.

"There, there," said Brittany. "He did what had to be done."

"Let us have a moment of silence for our fallen comrade, who gave his life to preserve ours," said Jack, taking off his hat in salute. After a minute had passed, he put it back on. "Now what?"

"You're the captain," said Erin.

"How about we wish on this mysterious piece of tubby toast?" asked Pippin, holding up a piece.

"Excellent idea!" Jack took the toast and took a bite. "I wish we were—"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a second!" Ginny snatched the toast away. "I would like to go home! This is getting too freaky for me! Who's with me?"

Neville, Seamus, Colin, Dennis, Dean, and Lee raised their hands.

Ginny took a bite and said, "I wish we were back at Hogwarts School." Then POOF! They were gone. Frodo, Merry, and Gimli wanted to leave also.

"Sorry, but I'm too depressed that Gandalf is gone," said Frodo.

"And I've got to go see Gimlina!" said Gimli, blushing.

"Who's Gimlina?" asked Taylor. But Legolas covered her mouth and said, "His girlfriend. Don't ask him or he'll never shut up about her 'wonderfully long beard' or her 'lovely dwarvish figure.'"

"So I guess that just leaves us," said Erin. The only ones left were her, Taylor, Brittany, Jack, Will, Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir, Sam, Pippin, Fred, George, Harry, Ron, and Malfoy.

"As I was saying!" interrupted Jack. He swallowed the piece of toast and said, "I wish we were in the Old West!"

POOF!!!!!!