The Secret Diary of Yuki Sohma

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Howdy again! I'm SnowLion no Miko and you've stumbled onto one of my brilliant fanfictions! Thank all of ya'll for your reviews…and yes it is OOC for Yuki, but that's part of what makes it fun to write! Now enjoy the second chapter!

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Entry Two
8:04 AM

Whew! I survived the night, thank goodness. Stupid Texas Chainsaw Massacre…

I shall never ever watch that movie again! It caused me to have nightmares! I'll only watch it if Honda-san wants to…and I just pray that she doesn't want to for the rest of her life.

"Breakfast is ready!" Honda-san calls. I better go eat now, before that stupid cat eats my food.

9:33 AM

At breakfast, Honda-san announced that Uotani-san and Hanajima-san were coming over to spend the night. We'll just have to be very careful that they don't hug anyone…

Oh! And when Honda-san said Uotani-san's name, Kyou blushed! I wonder if he likes her…

But wait, he likes Kagura…no, Kagura wants him to like her. He might like Honda-san, but…SHE'S MINE! That good for nothing cat! If he likes her, I'm gonna kill him!

See ya, diary! I'm about to go kick Kyou's sorry ass…again!

10:55 AM

That took longer than I thought, probably because Kyou has been doing Taibo or Taebo; I really don't know how to spell it.

Oh! I think I'll practice writing my beautiful name on this page!

Yuki Sohma Yuki Sohma Yuki Sohma

Yuki Sohma Yuki Sohma

Ahhh, the joy of writing my name, "Yuki" really is the best name in the world to have, ya know. "Kyou" sounds retarded. HA! I personally like the second one I wrote, it has a certain fancy aura, and of course I, Yuki Sohma, only deserve the best.

I think I'm starting to act like my brother!

Oh crap…here comes Kyou and he looks pissed…OW! He punched me! Oh, bring it on, BITCH!

11:16 AM

Ow, my poor bottom. I just got done fighting Kyou and well, I tripped over my untied shoelaces and fell over in a mud puddle.

Don't you dare laugh at me!

11:23 AM

Uotani-san and Hanajima-san have just arrived; I wonder why they are so early? Oh well, I'll just have to not get hugged by either one of them.

Uotani-san is fighting with Kyou or as she calls him "Kyon-Kyon". I gotta go use the bathroom now.

12:02 PM

I'm cold, wet, hungry and tired. I think Hanajima-san just cast a spell on me for making fun of the Ouiji Board that she just got out. Momiji wet me. He had cracked the door open and placed a bucket of water on top of it and when I opened the door…

Well, you can probably guess the rest.

I'm sooooo hungry because Honda-san hasn't cooked anything for us ever since Uotani-san and Hanajima-san have been here. But instead of complaining like Kyou no Baka would do, I think I will go watch one of my favorite television shows, Inuyasha. I have a lot of DVDs of it. Why you ask?

Because I think Sango is kawaii.

Don't stare at me like that!

Do you want to go down the toilet like last time?!

2:22 PM

Okay, I am officially freaked out now. Hanajima-san told me that whoever hurt Honda-san in any way, shape or form would pay. And she told me I would pay for making fun of her Ouiji board that they used to contact Honda-san's mother. And that's not the freaky part! There are little stick men hanging all around the house now. And I mean everywhere. There is even on in the toilet, and when I went to use the bathroom it stabbed me!

Hasn't my bottom suffered enough today?

Ow! Uotani-san just hit me in the butt with her basketball!

My poor little booty…

3:42 PM

Hanajima-san is now performing a "scared ritual" as she calls it. I dunno what it is for, but I hope it's not a curse to kill us all for taking Honda-san away from the psychic freak. Oops! I mean "kind and gentle overlord". When I wrote that she was a psychic freak she stared at me and gave me "the eye" ya know the look that The Rock gives his opponents.

"Hana-chan, please put down that butcher knife!" I hear Honda-san shout.

"Ow! That hurts! I'm bleeding!" Shigure cries. Oh no, did that devil reincarnate just-

"Don't kill Shigure-san!" I hear Honda-san plea. Then I see Shigure come barreling into the living room where I am seated presently. He hides behind me and screams in a high pitch wail like my fan club does when I enter the room.

"Now, Hanajima, don't kill the poor lil' Shigure." Uotani's voice rings throughout the house.

"He touched my sacred place!" Hanajima-san clenches the knife tighter, causing Shigure to wince.

"He didn't mean to, Hana-chan. He was just walking up beside you and brushed your chest."

"It's my personal space!" Hanajima-san shouts, and I could've sworn I heard thunder boom right as she yelled.

So, Shigure's hiding behind me, and even I, the great Yuki-sama, is afraid. I mean I got a psycho with a damn butcher knife glaring at me with this raw hateful stare. Did I mention that Hanajima-san's eyes are really scary when she's mad. I swear her eyes are red right now.

Now, Honda-san's begging for Hanajima-san to stop, Uotani-san is looking amused, Shigure keeps telling me to haul ass, and Hanajima-san is coming closer to me with that gleaming butcher knife in her hands.

And I don't even want to be a part of this!

5:57 PM

Hanajima-san just got done performing the "sacred ritual". It called for blood of a virgin, so naturally they cut Honda-san's finger and let her blood drip onto the feet of a statue of a naked woman. I still don't approve of them hurting poor Honda-san like that even if it is a so-called "sacred ritual".

But before the "sacred ritual", I told Shigure to just run when Hanajima-san was about to kill his sorry ass. He, of course, listened and ran to Ayame's house, therefore saving him from the wrath of Saki Hanajima-san.

6:46 PM

I just found out what that "sacred ritual" was for. Apparently, when they were using the Ouiji Board, they called up an evil spirit that identified himself as "Rurubara-sama". Rurubara-sama told them that he would kill the person that Arisa Uotani-san and Saki Hanajima-san held dearest, and we all know that it is Tohru Honda-san.

So they performed a cleansing ritual to get rid of the evil Rurubara-sama. Hopefully it worked or my poor little Honda-san is dead poultry!

7:29 PM

I hate that stupid cat! While I was watching my Inuyasha DVDs and singing along to the ending song "Every Heart", he took the DVD out of the DVD player and…H-H-He BROKE IT!! WAAAAHH!!!

My poor Sango-kun! Now she is DEAD! How dare he kill her! I hate that stupid baka neko!

He shall pay for it with his soul.

Whoa, I really need to cut back on the Yu-Gi-Oh intake.

8:25 PM

Okay, so now I am beyond freaked out, I accidently caught Hanajima-san in the bathroom talking to the mirror! She was speaking in tongues I tell you! Tongues!

And that's not good if you've ever watched "The Exorcist".

Then when she saw me she said in a deadly icy tone: "I shall unleash Bloody Mary upon all those who question my powers."

That really makes me question if Hanajima-san is who she appears to be.

Uotani-san and Honda-san are calling me to dinner now, got to go.

3:33 AM

I am even more scared than I was yesterday. I swear I just felt two cold hands wrap around my neck and squeeze. Then I woke up and looked around, no one was there! Maybe this "Bloody Mary" person that Hanajima-san was talking about is real. I have heard if you say the words "Bloody Mary, Hell Mary, or Bloody Mary, I killed your baby" three times to a mirror at midnight, then Bloody Mary's soul will come and kill you or scratch your face off or something of that magnitude.

What's that creaking sound?!

Oh my sweet Lord, the door is opening!

Mommy…

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Oooooooooohhhhh, what will become of our little Yuki-kun?! Will he be the next victim of Bloody Mary? Or is someone playing a cruel little prank on our beloved Yuki? Read and find out next time in "The Secret Diary of Yuki Sohma"!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, The Exorcist or Ouiji Boards.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Please R&R!

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