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Rating: PG

Spoilers/ Timeline: Very slightly up to the fifth or sixth episode of the first season of Desperate Housewives. I haven't seen any further than these episodes, so sorry if it doesn't really make sense with the way the story goes after those eps. Set after Edie has moved in with Mrs. Huber, during the whole blackmailing Susan bit and about a year after 'Chosen' in the Buffy-verse.

Summary: Wisteria Lane holds many secrets and sometimes you need to bring in the professionals…

PART TWO- SUSPICIOUS MINDS

"A sword?"

"That's what I saw." Susan stated.

Bree put a plate with a few snacks on down on the table they were sitting round. "I don't see what the big deal is; I keep guns in my house."

"Yes, but you keep them locked up and don't practice with them in a spare bedroom. I tell you- something's not right with those girls."

"They seemed normal enough to me. The older one, Bunty or something, managed to catch Porter and Preston when they got out this morning- that girl saved my life."

"You're kidding? Both of them? Christ, is she superwoman?" Gabrielle said, daintily sipping on her lemonade.

"She is to me… do you think she'd like to baby-sit? The twins have scared all my other neighbours off." Lynette sent a meaningful glance around the table, not that she blamed her friends- if she weren't their mother then she'd have nothing to do with the twins either.

"Lynette, you know how…fond we are of your boys, but let's be honest; for one person to be able to control both twins with no effort is unusual to say the least."

"Unusual? I wouldn't be surprised if they owned a flying pig." She scoffed. There were no illusions where her boys were concerned.

"Now I think of it," Bree said as she sat down- finally satisfied that everything was perfect, "when I went round to welcome them they did seem a bit strange."

"Strange how?" Susan asked. She loved a good mystery and wouldn't stop until it was solved.

"Well they didn't want me to come in. There was a big ring on the floor in one of the rooms, but when they saw I was looking the younger one shut the door."

"A ring on the floor? Well that could be perfectly innocent." Gabrielle reasoned.

"Only if they're into sumo wrestling. And it looked like they'd emptied their spice rack next to it." Bree remembered.

Lynette groaned. "Just what we need- more freaks on the neighbourhood."

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"Ever get the feeling you're being talked about?"

Buffy and Dawn were walking to their house, their arms laden with grocery bags. This time many of their neighbours were out all talking to each other, but they all stopped and turned to look at the streets latest arrivals as they walked past.

Bree decided to take the plunge and try to talk to them again. "Hello Dawn, Morning Bunty."

Dawn managed to turn her laugh into a cough.

"Actually it's Buffy."

"Oh sorry." She sounded distracted.

Buffy smiled. "Don't worry about it, it happens all the time."

"Hmm."

"Mrs. Van de Kamp? Bree? Are you alright?"

She snapped back into reality. "What? Oh yes…did you know your top has a stain on it?"

"Err Yes- I didn't think it was that noticeable." Buffy shifted as the woman stared at the tiny spot on her shoulder.

Bree forced her eyes back to Buffy's face. "No, no it's not."

"Okay, well bye then."

"Bye bye." One last glance at the spot and then she moved on.

"Well that was odd." Dawn said when they were out of ear shot.

"You're telling me. This whole mission is 'odd'. We've been here three days and patrolling for hours each night but there haven't been any demons. Not even one measly vamp."

Dawn shrugged. "Maybe Willow got it wrong."

"No," Buffy shook her head puzzled; "I had her double check when she phoned the other night but she's still picking up demons in the area. They're definitely here somewhere, we just can't find them."

Buffy stiffened as she entered their current residence. There was someone else there…or something.

"Dawnie, why don't you put the groceries in there." She said as nonchalantly as possible and pointing to the room where they stored their weapons.

Dawn looked confused. "But that's where we keep the- ohh, sure." She amended catching Buffy's look.

As Dawn went to the safety of the weapons room, Buffy stalked slowly into the living room…and laughed out loud at what she saw.

"Willow! Why didn't you let us know you were coming?"

The 'intruder' got up of the sofa grinning broadly. "I thought you guys could do with some help."

"You were right. Heya Wills." Dawn said as she came into the room. "You nearly made Buffy pee her pants."

"She did not." Buffy huffed as Willow laughed.

"This is a nice place." Willow observed a few minutes later when they had all calmed down a bit. "Aside from the whole demon-town thing, of course."

"Yeah it's nice." Buffy agreed. "It's really weird though. Dawn and I have gone out every night and found nothing apart from a few weird neighbours."

"Not even vampires?"

"Nope- nothing."

Willow frowned. "Tell me more about the neighbours…"

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"So how does this work?" Buffy asked from where she sat observing Willow set out various spell ingredients.

"It's a modified version of the first spell I used. If all goes according to plan then the big light should split up into lots 'a mini Tinkerbelle lights which should then go and find all the demons and put dinky little lights wherever they are on my handy map." Willow grinned holding up a large map of the area. "Then we go to the locations of the dinky lights and you slay the big bad demons. Sound good?"

Buffy nodded. "Sounds great."

"Right. Then let's get started."

Five minutes later Buffy and Dawn were looking at the map in confusion.

"Are you sure you did it right?" Dawn asked, still looking sceptically at the lights on the map.

"Positive. Why, what's wrong?"

"Well it looks like the demons are all in people's houses." Buffy said puzzled. "That light there is in the Van de Camp's and that light's over at Mrs. Huber's and I'm pretty sure that those two are in Lynette's house. It doesn't make sense…"

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The third (and probably final) part is coming soon!

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