This is a story about how the superhero's in the movies got there capes stuck on stuff. Enkers. Chapter one will be about the enkers.
I, Enker, the reason people and supers get their cape stuck on rockets, trees, airplanes, more trees, telephone poles, more trees, buildings, explosives, elevator shafts, more trees, more buildings, in tornadoes and in toilets. Remember Thunderhead? I went through the rocket and took his cape and stuck it to the rocket. Splashdown. I braced against the windstorm and ghosted my way through the tornado, took his cape and put him in the tornado. Alpine Ranger, I took his cape and hung it on a tree, slingshot. Galewind, Meta man, Divina girl, they're all MEEEEEEE. First, GW's cape got stuck in the toilet when he was showing off in the bathroom. Meta Man, got his cape stuck in the elevator shaft, Divina girl, got her cape stuck on the radio tower in Jacksonville. But, not just me, but Enkers around the world and in the family timeline. Enkers are ghostlike supers that are evil in every way, they can grab on to anything they want and avoid stuff they don't.
Next time.
I don't just try it on good supers, but evil ones too. Like...
Hope the superhero news at ten was a super idea, I am AnchorMan and you are hatching the Enkarman watch, don't confuse Anchor with Enker.
Have a nice day and untill then I must tell superheroes who are buying a new suit, no capes. Anchor woman, AKA Edna Mode. Oh, and give plenty of good reviews. Until then, No capes. see ya.
