Disclaimer: again we own nothing!
AN: yes i know this isn't the story but the only time we get to write is during science class and since our parents seem to think that we should pass the class we hav to pay attension. so we thought that every other update one us would write somthing random about our "creative process" let us know what you think please reveiw. (based on actul event of our science class) on to our reveiwers cause we love you people!
(since i removed the story i lost the reveiws but i have the e-mails so i'll just paste what our reveiwers said hopfully you know what you wrote)
What... the... crap? What in god's name made you write this story? THANK
YOU SO MUCH! falls to knees and worships author were not worthy! were
not worthy!
we wrote this story casue we were sitting in drama class talking bout fan fics and realised that somone should write one with decorating in it (our secret obbsession shh!) and mix it with complete randomness so a few science classes later we had part A of chapter 1.
hey this one had a name kool.. monkeyswitaxes - we're glad you like it, and will hopfully stop being so lazy and write some more of the story.
now that i've kept you waiting and you've probly already scrolled passed all my rambles i'd liek to present more of my insane rambleings.
Welcome to the M.C. (Magically Challenged) writing headquarters. Here the insane writers come up with their zany ideas, write and post. Before we go any further I would ask you to keep your hands and feet inside the tram at all times, and please do not attempt to feed or pet the authors. Thank you, moving on now as we turn to the corner if you look to the right you'll see- OH MY GOD! The sour keys! They're mating! Look away! LOOK AWAY!
a kid in the back starts to scream I'm blind! I'm blind! My eyes they're burning!
… Whoa settle down kid, like you've never seen giant sour keys… wait…
RESTART PROGRAM
"Welcome to the Matrix Neo"
… Crap wrong program… hits Program-O-Mattic Welcome to the M.C. (Magically Challenged) writing headquarters. Here the insane writers… Oh screw it! Those damn sour keys are at it again!
Steph taps Saber on the shoulder What the hell are you doing Saber?
I'm writing about our creative process.
Right…
Right back to the tour. Now on your left side you'll see a cheese figure of the beautiful fabulous slightly monkey obsessed writer (MOI) named Saber chasing after a gopher. Why is she chasing a gopher? That's a good question. A question that I will one day learn the answer to
Steph whispers to answer to Saber
Really? Oh Uh… I mean I knew that! people on the tram begin to look very irritated right I guess I should tell you guys eh? people throw her a dirty look alright alright, whoa attitude problems, heh heh I mean your just such wonderful people. Anyways in this cheese scene we were holding auditions for a llama to play a teacher in the next episode of Magically Challenged echo and this drunk gopher shows up! I mean what was he thinking? More importantly how'd he get past security? Further more how did you get past security points to people on tram threateningly
Uh… Saber?
Yes?
Your let them in… for the tour.
stares blankly
Never mind…
shoves Steph out of the spot light Yes I know I am wonderful, aren't I? falls on banana peel Owww… Alright who's the person with the bananas?
Steph quickly drives the tram back to the entrance and escorts Saber to her "quiet place"
I'll be back!
Yes Saber…
END PROGRAM
Back in Science class
Saber?... Saaaber! SABER! Steph snaps fingers in front of Saber's face
AHH! What the hell are you people doing in here! looks around classroomI'm in science aren't I? studio audience nods right, well then I guess that explains all these people I hate. points to everyone in class that she hates, they in return shoot elastic bands at her OW! Hey watch the eyes! So Steph are we finally going to write Part 2 of It's just the beginning?
Sure, hey look I drew this comic isn't it great? It's me and Brittany riding a camel in the middle of New York city spraying everyone with processed cheese! quickly draws more cheese in
… and people say I'm the weird one. So about the story?
What? Oh we'll have to do it tomorrow look at the time.
What? looks at clock aw shitty…
Harry , Ron and Neville pop upTUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE IF SABER AND STEPH EVER ACTULLY WRITE PART 2 OR IF THEY JUST KEEP SAYING THEY WILL THEN WASTE YOUR TIME MAKING YOU READ POINTLESS CRAP!
I'm hungry…
Shut up Ron!
KINKY!
