This is just a teaser of things yet to come in the next two chapters of Every Stargate Fan's Dream. I was going to post it on April Fools Day, but I couldn't wait. So, enjoy!

MY APOLOGISES TO REMEY... I READ YOUR REVIEW AFTER YOUR STORY

"Would you believe me if I told you that I saw it on TV?"

"Major, she could have vital information about what happens! For all we know the Wraith show up and...stop doing that!"

"It was a two-parter."

"Hey, I'm working with bits and pieces of conversation overheard while I was in the ceiling and running from security. Give me a break."

"Yeah, really. It's the sort of physics many physicists wish would go away- or at least be simpler so they could come up with some sort of uniform theory, but still physics."

"You would find it amusing, you have the same, sick, twisted sense of humor she does."

"Took a wrong turn to the bathroom. You know, now that you mention it, I'll think I'll go back there now."

"Merde! Je suis niqué!"

"Lady Luck's pretty stingy, though. I ended up in a mess hall."

"Peachy. Just incredibly peachy."

"Maybe I won't be though, I mean, I came back once, maybe I'll be able to pull another miracle off."

SO, HOW DOES IT SOUND?