Disclaimer I don't not never didn't own Evangelion because if I did I would not be here would I mofos now on with thine show Beotches
P.S. very ooc fanfic so beware if u is a die hard Eva fan Leave Now! Hoes
"Chic" went Shinji's lucky Zippo he uses to light his lucky bowl
(Yes he smokes pot and you would know that if you read the description)
"Sheet dawg were did you get this stuff" Shinji tried to yell over the blaring stereo
"I made it my self!" Toji said with a smirk on his face
"Shit" said Shinji with a dazed look in his eyes.
Shinji was at a party with Toji.
"Dude Hikari is hot" Toji was stoned more than a witch in the middle ages.
Shinji thought that was the funniest thing he had ever seen, this would be because he just got done with his 10TH bowl.
"Shit" Shinji stammered
"What"
"Just shit"
"I have to piss" said Toji
But alas our one legged fried was too high to remember to put on his wooden leg and he fell over passed out and pissed on the floor.
"Shit" was all Shinji could say to this.
"BEEP, BEEP!" blared Shinji's alarm clock, Shinji gave the alarm lock a long unpleasant moan for an answer. One of the reasons Shinji preferred pot over alcohol is the fact that there is no hang over after words. He dragged him self out of bed like a zombie awakening from a long slumber; he soon smoked his bowl and went out to shower and cook breakfast.
"Morning pot-head" said a red headed beauty
"Oh hey"
"You should quit that you know."
"Yaw I know" Shinji has been smoking pot ever since Toji introduced it to him one year ago when he was 16.
"Mumble, Mumble" Mumbled Misato.
"Yea I know." Agreed Asuka. Sinji grabbed his lunch and left.
"We were good friends for a wile but he is drifting away from me."
"Yea um mumble."
Shinji yelled out for Toji.
"That shit you had last night was the best."
"You left me lyin in my own urine."
"At least it was yours and not some one else's."
"Yea" Toji slugged Sinji in the arm
Shinji walked off to find Rei. Rei had changed a lot since the Eva thing she wears mostly black and has many piercing, as does Shinji She has longer hair now also. Rei was on the roof as usual.
"Hey babe."
"Hey" Rei hugs Shinji and goes back to staring.
"Let's skip" said Shinji
"O.K." replied Rei
"The mall?" asked Shinji
"Lead the way."
