One fire whiskey
Two fire whiskey
Three fire….
It's a sad sight to see when you can watch a 5'1 one hundred and fifteen pound woman out drink a man three times her size.
And that's exactly what I was witnessing right now.
Though I'm sure she didn't have ten shots of fire whiskey before, seeing as she would be dead from alcohol poison by now, she's had enough to make her more than a little tipsy.
I sipped on my beer as I watch her laugh and smile at the swarm of men all around her. She really was a social butterfly when she has some drink in her.
What would Potter and Weasley think of her if they saw her.
They'd probably try to break off a piece of that also….
I groan as another techno beat comes on and throw my head on the counters.
I really hate techno.
I feel a hand slip into mine and I look up to see a lopsided grin of the mudblood.
She drags me to the dance floor.
I yank my hand away and try to walk back to my stool…
Too late though.
Someone else took it.
Stupid wankers.
I again feel a small hand slip around my forearm and I reluctantly follow.
To tell the truth, I wasn't really in the mood to dance.
I'd rather sit my sweet little tushy on that seat and watch HER make an ass of herself
But whatever.
We get to the middle of the dance floor and she turns around.
You know what's happening now?
I'm getting myself a nice little crotch grind.
She sways seductively to the music (she stumbles)
Her hips going back and forth
She bends down seductively and her ass is even pressed tighter against me.
She may be a stupid cow when sober
But when drunk, she's a minx
I grab hold of her waist and we sway to the techno beat.
She turns around and links her arms around my neck
She leans back tossing her hair back, using my arms at her waste for support.
God she's hott…
She brings her head back up and stares at me with these…
These…. Eyes that pull me in.
She stands on her tip toes and lifts her mouth to my ear.
She nibbles it.
Oh god….
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We are sweaty and at the bar, again. On Grangers orders of course. She sits on a stool next to me, breathing heavily from our nice little roll. I order us a beer and I sit and stare.
She's unusually quiet.
I look over and she's staring at me, her eyes unfocused.
" I'm going to the bathroom…" She says dazedly. I blink
" Your what?" I asked, rather disgusted.
"I'm going to the bathroom.." She says, her eyes still unfocused.
"Good God woman, can't you hold it?" I ask, revolted at the thought of her pissing right then and there.
" No you w-wanka! I need to take a piss." She gets up and starts walking to the loo, after bumping into another stool.
Stupid me, I thought she was actually pissing right there.
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"Bloody bitch!" I hear her curse next to me.
"What Granger?" I ask after taking a sip of my beer.
"That g-guurl, she gave me a… a…" She sputters
"Herpes?" I ask stupidly. I love teasing the girl.
She stares at me, rather confused. Then, her rather unfocused and glazed over eyes go back to the frightening look they had before. " No, tha biitch gave meh a look. Stupid floozy!" She spits.
Oh god no…
"I think we should leave."
"No!"
"Yes Granger we have to leave.." I talk to her as if talking to a child. I grab her arm and start towards the door.
She looks forlorn.
I notice this and turn quickly, trying to prevent another cry attack. But she just looks angry now…
" Whut makes y-you think that you c-can just grab me and ppush meh around?" She stands rather awkwardly. It is then that I notice that she still only has one shoe on. The other is in her purse.
" Because…." I push her forward " I am so-ber!"
" Y-you've had jjust as much drank as me!" She stumbles forward.
" Yes, but unlike you, I can hold my drink…."
" Stupid wanker…." I hear her mutter as she limps down the cobble stone streets.
It's quiet and I it finally gives me a chance to think. I think about how I got into this predicament.
That was because I wanted to witness someone make an ass of herself.
And I certainly was.
But what I didn't understand was that, why was I being so helpful towards the drunk?
I haven't a clue.
She stops suddenly and turns toward me
She blinks.
I blink.
She readjusts her stance
And pray to god that I don't get bitch slapped again.
She has a lopsided grin on her face.
Her eyes are still unfocused
And she still only has one shoe on.
"I have to pee…" She says suddenly.
"Lovely…" I mutter while I lead her over to the nearest loo.
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" Oh… justa glass o' wine…" She whines as I lead her out of bar quickly. She snuck in while I was waiting for her to get out of the loos.
I luckily caught her just as she entered.
It's really not hard to spot her.
Just look for the girl with the limp...
We continue down the road.
Suddenly she grabs my arm and pulls me to another club
Good god.
The name of the club is "Febreeze."
Rather corny name I think.
Sounds like an air freshener.
We enter, and it's a pretty wild club.
But it still consists with the regulars.
Horny men and slutty girls.
I grab for Grangers arm, knowing that we shouldn't be here. I really don't want to be here. I really hate clubs.
Especially ones with names like " Febreeze"
" Comeon! " She whines. " I p-promise" Hiccup " I wwont drink…"
I think to myself
That's a total and complete lie.
But whatever.
I sit down and she flounces off and dances.
I watch her.
Sway those hips baby…
" I rrreally needa drink…" She says as she plops her sweet ass right next to me.
" No…"
Suddenly I hear a shriek.
I turn
And so does she.
Running towards us is Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil.
Oh bloody hell.
" Ohmigod Hermione! What are you doing here?" Lavender asks.
" J-just havin some ffun…" Granger grins.
" And why are you here with him?"
" I don't kknow. I mean, he wasn't herre and now he is… like magic…" She slurs out.
" Ohmigod, he's taking care of you!!" Lavender squeals
" That is soooo chivalrous!" Parvati screeches.
I finally come to the conclusion that they are not drunk
Just really really stupid.
" I'm not being chivalrous! I just want to witness some interesting behavior from the Mudblood extraordinaire…" I spit.
" Hmm… whatever…" Lavender doesn't seem too convinced either does her retarded confidant.
" Well, we best be off. Lot's of hotties in this place right Parv?" Parvati nods " Bye Hermione. See you Malfoy." They wave off and flounce to the dance floor.
Hermione watches them for a second, a goofy grin on her face.
She turns to look at me.
Her gaze unfocused
And glazed.
She stares
" I have to pee…"
How do you like this?? I really REALLY like writing this story. Most of my other stories are all serious and sad.. This ones really fun to write.
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