Credit here is due in part to fellow writer Mistress Scribbles' work for the inspiration and to my friend Kelson Vibber leading my brain to come up with this idyllic fun. I would providea link to their work but the site doesn't seem to allow anything close to an URL in documents. / But thanks, guys. :)

The Lumberjacks Theme Song (to the theme of Thundercats)

Hear the thunder, hear the roar,
Lumberjacks are loose.
From the valleys to the shores,
Lumberjacks are loose.
Lumber lumber lumber lumberjacks!
Lumber lumber lumber lumberjacks!
Lumber lumber lumber lumberjacks!
Lumber lumber lumber lumberJACKS!

(Interlude with chainsaw sounds and trucks chugging, logs scraping, loggers shouting.)

(Foreman comes out and points back towards camp.)

Lumberjacks! Tooooow!