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I don't own anything… period.

I'm tired.

My body aches from being up so long

My head aches from being around a silly drunk cow all night

And my feet ache from following the cow from club to club. I've been to more loos tonight than I think I've ever been in my life.

Why in the bloody hell don't I just ditch the bitch and just apparate to my house?

Why not?

Huh?

Why the bloody hell not?

Oh yea, because I'm a stupid wanker who had to be nice to the mudblood and followed her around for a couple for couple of laughs.

I didn't get much laughs.

Just a headache…

But a pretty damn satisfying crotch grind

" M-malfoy, I think I'm f-finished with tthis place. You know, I w-would like it very much if I could g-go to sleep." She says suddenly. " I think I'll just have a lie-down…"

She lays her head down on the bar, her eyes shutting quickly.

I shake her arms roughly.

I'm NOT carrying her.

No way.

She looks at me with red eyes.

" Come on…" I grab her arm and yank her to get feet.

She follows without resistance.

I hear a hiccup behind me.

" I'm damn tttired…." I hear her mutter behind me.

Where the hell should I take her?

Really I have no NO idea where I should take her.

I could always take her to the Burrow that would be an easy place to envision.

Just a cardboard box with ugly red heads crammed inside.

It could be fun, you know, with weasley being so totally in love with her and all. He would get mad, and I would laugh and say some really suggestive stuff.

Oh!

I could even mention the crotch grind…

And the ear nibbling!

But as tempting as it sounded, I was not eager to set a foot in that hole. Oh no…

And plus Weasley would beat my ass.

Potters place was hidden, I knew that from father.

Damn!

Where could I drop the girl?

She hiccups beside me and stumbles a little.

She's still limping, her foot missing a shoe.

Only this time, instead of the shoe being inside of her purse,

It's in my hand.

I finally conclude that I should take her back to my house.

Father was out with my mum at a social gathering.

Thank merlin.

I grabbed her arm and held onto her waist tightly.

I apparated

As soon as we arrived at my house, her face contorted.

"I'm feeling a bit—" she hiccups " –wwoozy…"

I immediately point her to the nearest loo.

I contort my face.

Granger puke.

How utterly disgusting.

I go towards the kitchen.

I grab some cookies.

I glance at the clock. Its only 1:03 in the morning.

Goodness!

The night seemed so much longer.

I hear her some clanking down the hall and conclude it must be Grangers foot.

She waddles into the kitchen, looking me up and down.

"I feel so u-utterly disgusting." She mumbles

"You look it…" I brush past her and into the living room.

I light a fire quickly and sit down in my favorite chair.

I close my eyes, enjoying the relaxation of being alone in the quiet.

It isn't long before I hear some soft sobbing behind me.

Oh fiddlesticks….

I turn around to see Granger standing there crying, her eyes red and her hair in her face.

" Am I that dis-dis-dis….nasty?" she stuttered through the sobs

Oh god, oh god…

Remember when I said that I hated crying women?

Well I never actually said why I don't like crying women.

It's not because I don't like seeing them cry and I'm a gentleman that way.

No, that's not it.

It's just that I don't know how to handle them.

Fuck!

And this ones piss drunk!

"No…" I said hesitantly

"Yes I am!" she spat, the tears came faster.

"No your not… Believe me…"

"Yea, Ima beast!" she sobbed

"No your not…" I repeated. I don't know what to say.

" Why do y-you lie D-draco Malfoy? I am uugly. My hair, my teeth. If I was so pretty then why the h-hell am I alone? No one thinks i-I'm pretty." She was getting angry.

I don't know which is scarier, angry granger, or crying granger.

She starts sobbing even harder

God help me….

"You are not ugly. In fact you are… are very pretty." I say finally. I realize im going to regret that comment soon.

" Rrreally?" She says with a smile on her face.

" Uhhh…. Yea." I said hesitantly

" Y-your not so ccconvincing." The tears start again.

" Your very pretty… But not my type." I say quickly.

" So your saying i-im ugly…"

" No I'm not…"

" You just sssaid I'm n-not your type… which is just a polite way of saying YOURE UGLY!" she sobbed loudly.

" No its not…"

' Y-yes it is…"

"No."

" Yup!"

" Holy freaking hell! When I say no, I mean NO." I snap.

She stares at me for a second.

" I have to pee…"

Shoot me now!

I sit in silence for almost 5 minutes. She still hadn't come back

It must be a really long pee.

I hear the pit-pat of her feet against the hardwood floor.

She took off her other shoe. Finally.

I don't even open my eyes, hoping she will take my silence as a hint as I don't want to speak to her.

" I'm very ugly…"

She doesn't take hints too well does she?

" No your not…" I get up finally and walk towards her, and grip her by the shoulders.

I glance quickly at the clock.

It's 2:53 in the morning.

I look into her red eyes. They really are a beautiful color of brown up close.

I stare deeply into her eyes.

She is relaxed in my grasp. I can feel her sway a little.

"You are not ugly." I say this as sincerely as I can muster.

"Ye-"I stop her from crying again.

"No you are very beautiful. In fact you know what?" I say this to make her go to sleep.

"What?"

"I saw many guys tonight looking at you like a piece of meat."

"So… T-they were probably looking at mme because I am piss drunk…" she says sarcastically and I can't help but chuckle a little.

"Yes. And no. You really are quite beautiful." I'm not lying. She really is. Even as an uncoordinated hussy with one shoe on. "In fact even I was staring at you as if you were a piece of meat. A sexy piece of meat with an ever so enticing short skirt on…" I raise my eyebrows suggestively.

I am ever the honest man.

I am just asking for death right now.

She stares at me for a second.

I sincerely hope that she doesn't slap me. Or chop my balls off or something. Really this girl is frightening when angry.

"Really? You're not just saying that?"

I know, it took me a while to write this… but really people I was trying and I was busy. So how do you like this? I really REALLY love writing this story more-so than my other stories.

NOTICE: THIS MAY BE MY LAST UPDATE FOR 2-3 MONTHS, MAYBE MORE. I am relocating from New York to Pennsylvania, and as I am not a computer wiz, I might not have internet for a looong time. Which could be pretty good, considering I'm addicted to it. but please be patient. plus, the down time will give me some time to write more chapters…

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Later love dolls…