She bent over the toilet, all of her current stomach contents pouring out of her mouth at the moment.

It was the nastiest thing she had ever seen.

She hated vomiting.

Hermione wiped her mouth and brushed her teeth with a conveniently placed toothbrush. Probably an extra one Malfoy always kept with him.

She steps back into the room, hating the grittiness of her teeth after emptying out her stomach. ( eww don't you hate that? Yech…) Malfoy was sitting by the fire.

She wanted to smack his head.

"I heard you in there…" He said finally.

"Lovely isn't it?" She retorted.

"No, it was vile and disgusting. Never do that again."

"Like you haven't thrown up Malfoy?" She snorted.

"I do, I just don't sound like a dying animal while doing it." He smirked.

"Whatever…" she sighed. She really didn't want to converse with him any longer. She just wanted to leave. "Can I leave now?"

"I would love for you to, but I want you to meet someone first."

"No, I don't want to meet anyone…" she gave him a glance once over, "or anything."

"If that thing you're talking about is my penis Granger, then don't flatter yourself. I only have women meet him when he's in the mood, and now's not the time.And he's not a thing, but a beautiful creature."

"You're amazing." She stared at him.

"You know, I get that a lot from women."

"You're disgusting." She glared at him.

"You love it…" he led the way out his bedroom door, holding the door open for her; always the gentleman.

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I had to admit, I was a little disappointed that she did not rage and scream and possibly cry this morning. It would have been funny.

She seemed a little frazzled, but not the reaction I expected.

And she almost peed in my closet.

But the prospect of her meeting my cousin still brought light into my very dark heart.

The scenario I am expecting will somehow go like this:

Granger will get angry,

Alfie will shriek and pull her hair

And I will be filled with a days worth of entertainment.

As we walked down my very beautiful and expensive marble staircase, Granger was saying something; I don't know I wasn't really listening.

All I could focus on was her awesome ass…

"What's this floozy still doing here Draco?" My fat disgusting cousin called from across the room.

"Beg your pardon?" Granger seemed taken back at his comment… and probably his fatness.

"Ha, you're not getting any pardon from me sister, your just some two timing hoe…" I forgot to tell you that my cousin Alfie liked to talk like some American ghetto J.Lo; only with a British accent. And a penis, however small it may be.

"Have we met before?" Hermione asked.

"Yes we have, and you were the vilest and most disgusting whore Draco here has ever brought home." He sneered at her. Granger looked at me confused for a moment.

"Hermione, incase you were too intoxicated to remember, this is my cousin Alfie."

"I'm not a whore…We didn't even" Hermione shot back, ignoring me completely.

"Oh, you didn't do you? I'm sure Draco didn't have the stomach to touch a thing like you…" He sneered at her.

"Actually"I tried to put my word in about how I would love to touch a thing like Granger. And do among other things. But Hermione cut me to the chase.

"Your just jealous cause you can't get any…" she sneered.

Meow and the claws come out…

"I can get some whenever I damn well please.." Alfie said proudly.

"Well seeing as you didn't get Malfoy gene that they are so well known for, I'm guessing some blind girl named Gilda was your most recent conquest."

I am as giddy as a school girl. I almost giggle in excitement and giddiness. But I'm no fairy ass ponce.

" Or, maybe you can't get any, cause you don't want any. At least of the female variety. " Hermione said to a completely flummoxed Alfie. He sputters like some sort of fish of the sputtering variety.

And finally, he slaps her and walks out the door.

Granger holds her cheek for half a second, looking absolutely furious. She turns towards me, and stares at my face, still holding her cheek.

"What you can give it but you can't take it?" I say finally.

She slaps me and runs back towards my room.

I'm a complete idiot.

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Yay I updated… I moved, so therefore everything in my life is discombobulated… I don't think I'm going to update again for a long while cause everything is so different. And its really hard to focus on everything… gimme a couple a weeks and I'll get the writing bug in me again…

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