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Chapter 6: Stag and D'oh!
The weeks went by quickly, and it was the Saturday before the wedding. Psymon and Brody walked towards the pub for Brody's stag party. They arrived at the pub and a chorus of cheers welcomed the groom to be. Brody's surfing friends had flown in from Hawaii and California to be there. The place was packed and an ongoing friendly rivalry between the surfers and the snowboarders went on all evening. Psymons' cell phone went off and he saw it was Kaori.
"Hello?"
"Hey."
"I'm at the stag right now, what's up?"
"Not much. I just wanted to ask you quickly, if I happened to have a new boyfriend and brought him to the wedding, you'd be okay with that right?" Psymon laughed.
"If you HAPPENED to have a new boyfriend?"
"Umm, yeah."
"Who's the lucky guy?"
"Just a guy I met, I can tell you more later." Psymon laughed, trying to hear Kaori over the ruckus in the bar.
"It's no problem at all, hey at least now we have incentive to behave, right?" Kaori laughed and they disconnected the call to let Psymon back to the party. "Damn, I WAS going to ask her to be my date." Moments later a loud ovation occurred as Elise and Marisol strutted into the bar and hopped up on the DJ's booth. Elise grabbed the microphone from the DJ and motioned for him to cut the music.
"Hey guys, the entertainment has arrived, give us something sexy, mister DJ." The guys all howled in approval as Elise and Marisol danced for the men, taking their drinks from them and slamming them back, within seconds Elise and Marisol were stripped down to bras and Gstrings much to the delight of the men. Eddie stood with his jaw dropped as he stared at them. Psymon put his arm around Eddie's shoulder and clinked his glass against Eddie's.
"She's still single dude." Psymon said, prodding Eddie. Eddie looked up with a laugh.
"Dude, I thought you and her were, you know." Psymon smiled.
"Buddy, I haven't returned one of her calls in about three weeks, I would be shocked if she would still even talk to me." Eddie laughed and thanked Psymon for the tip. The women started flirting it up with the men quite a lot, Elise was always available, and since Marisol had broken up with Moby conveniently a week before he left, she also now was letting all the guys know she was on the market. Psymon stood at the back of the pack and chatted with the bartender a bit, tossing a few bucks into his tip tray. The bartender then looked over Psymon's shoulder.
"Well, looks like the groom's getting the proper treatment." he said with a grin. Psymon looked over his shoulder. He saw a heavily intoxicated Brody sitting in a chair while Elise sat on his lap, grinding her backside firmly against his lap, she also turned back and kissed him several times. Marisol also was now getting in on it, giving Brody twice the show. Psymon's eyes narrowed and he politely pushed his way through the men. He got to the chair and tapped the ladies on their shoulders. Marisol quickly got off Brody, but Elise seemed to be deliberately trying to anger Psymon. He looked back at Marisol, who seemed not at all ashamed for standing amongst more than a hundred guys virtually naked. She shrugged, not knowing how to remove Elise. Elise started to kiss Brody very lustfully. Psymon analyzed the situation, then grabbed the back of the chair and pulled it up, sliding Elise's borderline nude body onto the floor. Psymon caught Brody with one arm and held him up.
"Okay, little trooper, I think it's time for you to call it a night." Brody mumbled and laughed as Psymon held him up, walking him out of the bar.
"Wait!" Brody insisted in a drunken stupor. "I promised those girls I'd help them find their clothes! It's too damn cold for them to be walking home in their underwear." Psymon firmed his grip on Brody and kept him walking.
"I'm sure someone will give them a ride." Brody laughed some more as they walked through the snow.
"When I was a kid, I mailed someone poo once." Brody slurred and laughed uncontrollably. Psymon laughed and shook his head.
"That's great Brody. I think I see now why you never drink."
"Ya know something else? Right now if it was daylight, the mountains would look like a big sundae." Psymon chuckled again. "No seriously, look at the mountains and how they are right now, if it wasn't night they would look like a big vanilla sundae… with whipped cream!" Psymon wished that he had a tape recorder for this. "Ya know who was a dick? Moby. He was such a dick… heh heh, Moby Dick. Next time I see him I'm going to call him whale-boy!" Psymon still laughed, wishing that Brody's lodge was closer. "You're not going to kick my ass 'cuz Elise kissed me, are you? I mean, I'm marrying your sister man." Brody now sounded sad. Psymon re-adjusted his grip on Brody.
"Dude, you she kissed you, if you feel guilty about it I'll let you talk to Zoe about it." Brody then laughed.
"We're going to be brothers in law dude!" Psymon nodded.
"Yes Brody, we're going to be brothers in law."
Heh heh just don't ask. Last chapter is next.
