1Okay this is odd. Disturbingly odd. I'm this guy's beta and his sister, and I'm telling you, this is weird. Also, as my brother attorney, I'd like to respectfully submit that he does not own Stargate, is broke, and therefore cannot be sued. Reviews welcome!
On behalf of the beta-ing, GDC and SDC. I suck at beta-ing.
Chapter One
Three years after the storm, a puddle jumper crashed on the Mainland of 49er ( long story, has something to do with Shepherd). Here super intelligent roaches made the squid-torpedo things into rockets for interstellar space travel .One day they discovered a ship that looked like the ship where they got the 'Squidies'. As was the procedure with bigger ships, the Raven( the ship that discovered the jumper) planted a eavesdropping attachment on the hull.
"No bug shall challenge the might of McKay." said a voice.
"McKay for the love of Pete be quiet!" said another.
"Major, remain me again why McKay hates bugs." said another voice.
"Well you see, Ford, one Halloween these teens dressed up as insects chased McKay with bats yelling Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!. He has been horrified ever since."
Someone snickered a bit.
"And yet he stayed so calm when the roach with the one on it crawled up his leg." said Ford.
"What are you kidding, he jumped and screamed like a Howler monkey." said Major.
The two burst out laughing. Grunts could be heard courtesy of McKay.
The crew of the Raven was silent. Number One was a hero who blew up a Wraith ship by himself. SS1( Squid Sation One, the first roach space station) had found Atlantis had risen from the ocean. Number One was sent to check it out. The captain ordered missiles to be armed.
The battle of the Puddle Jumper had started. Bwahahahahaha!
Please, reviews are welcome.
