1Chapter Two

In a alternated universe which has nothing to do with this story or Stargate in any way, shape or from, two Pandas are eating bamboo. They fart so badly that all of China is lifeless (except for the Pandas) . Then they fart equal to the force of the atomic bomb. All of Asia, Europe, and parts of Africa also become life less. Then they fart equal to the force of the Big Bang. The entire Earth is dead, no life, including the Pandas.

NOW, BACK TO THE STORY...

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