Chapter 1
Pimp Daddy
"So did you get the money? Your deadline was up a week ago, Ginny…" Ron looked angry. The common room was dead quiet with anticipation. Ginny knew Ron wouldn't be happy with any answer she gave him.
"They… They just aren't as randy as they used to be… business is just isn't as good as last year!" She tried to be convincing but she knew Ron would see right threw her mask.
"What's going on Ginny? Are you PMSing or something?"
"It's just… me and Hermoine have been talking and… we aren't into it anymore. It's just too degrading. Sorry Ron we can't work for you anymore…"
"What! I don't understand! Wasn't I treating you good? What can I change Gin, huh? I need you to work for me! You can't leave!" Ron was more than angry now. He had a feeling this was going to happen; ever since the beginning of the year both Gin and Hermoine had been acting weird. Like they weren't satisfied or something, it didn't matter anyway Ron needed money for the new "equipment" Lavender had been begging for.
"So what did he say?" Hermoine had been standing outside the entire time, waiting for the news.
"O' he really gave it to me."
"Ginny, that's disgusting! He's your brother!" Hermoine contorted her face with disgust.
"NO! That's not what I meant! He just got really angry! You bloody whore!" Ginny looked offended.
"WHAT!" Snape steps out of the darkness, he had been listening the entire time he turned on his heel and strides away. Ginny and Hermoine swear under their breath and run after him.
"Professor! Please don't tell anyone about that!" They yell in unison.
"What's in it for me?" Snape asked with a smirk.
The two look at each other in disgust.
'Didn't think it would get this outta control…' Hermoine thought to herself. 'Now how in the hell are we gonna do anything for HIM???'
"Well, it all depends on what you want?" Ginny said, smiling at Snape.
*cough slut cough*
"What are you thinking??? Every one knows that!!!" Snape said, staring at Hermoine, "Who isn't in this school? Besides I want Hermoine to do me a favor." Hermoine's glare was pure poison.
"Okay, whatever keeps you quiet!" Ginny skipped off merrily, leaving Hermoine and Snape to discuss the negotiation.
"So, what do you want?" Hermoine obviously wasn't happy with the situation Ginny left her to handle.
"Meet me in my quarters at ten tomorrow night." He wore an evil grin as he started down the corridor. Hermoine just stood there until Snape was out of sight. Then she turned to leave while thinking to her self 'Isn't that kinda early?'
Ron didn't know what to do with two of his employees gone. Before he could bring the thought any further Percy walked in. "Why are you up so late, shouldn't you be in bed by now?"
"What does it matter to you Professor Perky?" Ron wasn't in the mood to be lectured by the new DADA professor. Before Percy could begin to speak Fred and George climb out of the fireplace.
"What are you doing here!?"
"What are YOU doing here?" Fred and George say together as they dust their clothes off.
Professor Percy stormed out of the room, "No respect! I get no respect at all!"
"See you later Professor Perky!" They laugh and turn to Ron, "So what's been going on Pimp-daddy?"
"It's been a rough day… I just lost two 'employees'!"
"That's too bad... what ones, any of our favorites?"
"Hermoine and Gin-" Ron was suddenly interrupted with the sound of loud pleasurable moans coming from the next room.
"It's Cho!" George exclaimed.
"Of course! I'd recognize those moans from anywhere." Fred agreed.
A few minutes later Cho and Harry walk out of the boys' dormitories.
"Did you have fun Harry? Was she good?" Ron looked at Harry in anticipation.
"Was she good?" said Harry as he straightened his robe. "What do you mean by that?"
"Don't kid, you know what I mean, Harry."
Cho looked worried and flustered. "Oh dear…"
"Did he pay you yet?" Ron looked toward Cho.
"Oh me, Oh my…"
Harry looked at Cho, "Um, what is Ron talking about… dear?" Cho's eye's darted for the floor.
"Cho, what's going on?" Harry looked worried.
"I'll tell you what's going on, Harry. Her deadline is way overdue!" Ron looked slightly angered, "I've only told her a million times that I need the cash for the damned equipment Lavender wants, so she'll stop pestering me about it!"
"Have you gone mad? I still don't know what the bloody hell your yapping about!" Harry was beyond confused.
"Um... we have to go now... yeah." George and Fred went back through the fireplace.
"Oh don't be so naïve, Harry. Cho is a whore and she works for me."
"You…" Harry choked through his laughter, "have got to be joking!" Cho burst into tears and ran out of the common room. "Cho?"
"I wasn't joking…" Ron was dead serious. Harry sinks to the floor with a far away look in his eyes.
Pimp Daddy
"So did you get the money? Your deadline was up a week ago, Ginny…" Ron looked angry. The common room was dead quiet with anticipation. Ginny knew Ron wouldn't be happy with any answer she gave him.
"They… They just aren't as randy as they used to be… business is just isn't as good as last year!" She tried to be convincing but she knew Ron would see right threw her mask.
"What's going on Ginny? Are you PMSing or something?"
"It's just… me and Hermoine have been talking and… we aren't into it anymore. It's just too degrading. Sorry Ron we can't work for you anymore…"
"What! I don't understand! Wasn't I treating you good? What can I change Gin, huh? I need you to work for me! You can't leave!" Ron was more than angry now. He had a feeling this was going to happen; ever since the beginning of the year both Gin and Hermoine had been acting weird. Like they weren't satisfied or something, it didn't matter anyway Ron needed money for the new "equipment" Lavender had been begging for.
"So what did he say?" Hermoine had been standing outside the entire time, waiting for the news.
"O' he really gave it to me."
"Ginny, that's disgusting! He's your brother!" Hermoine contorted her face with disgust.
"NO! That's not what I meant! He just got really angry! You bloody whore!" Ginny looked offended.
"WHAT!" Snape steps out of the darkness, he had been listening the entire time he turned on his heel and strides away. Ginny and Hermoine swear under their breath and run after him.
"Professor! Please don't tell anyone about that!" They yell in unison.
"What's in it for me?" Snape asked with a smirk.
The two look at each other in disgust.
'Didn't think it would get this outta control…' Hermoine thought to herself. 'Now how in the hell are we gonna do anything for HIM???'
"Well, it all depends on what you want?" Ginny said, smiling at Snape.
*cough slut cough*
"What are you thinking??? Every one knows that!!!" Snape said, staring at Hermoine, "Who isn't in this school? Besides I want Hermoine to do me a favor." Hermoine's glare was pure poison.
"Okay, whatever keeps you quiet!" Ginny skipped off merrily, leaving Hermoine and Snape to discuss the negotiation.
"So, what do you want?" Hermoine obviously wasn't happy with the situation Ginny left her to handle.
"Meet me in my quarters at ten tomorrow night." He wore an evil grin as he started down the corridor. Hermoine just stood there until Snape was out of sight. Then she turned to leave while thinking to her self 'Isn't that kinda early?'
Ron didn't know what to do with two of his employees gone. Before he could bring the thought any further Percy walked in. "Why are you up so late, shouldn't you be in bed by now?"
"What does it matter to you Professor Perky?" Ron wasn't in the mood to be lectured by the new DADA professor. Before Percy could begin to speak Fred and George climb out of the fireplace.
"What are you doing here!?"
"What are YOU doing here?" Fred and George say together as they dust their clothes off.
Professor Percy stormed out of the room, "No respect! I get no respect at all!"
"See you later Professor Perky!" They laugh and turn to Ron, "So what's been going on Pimp-daddy?"
"It's been a rough day… I just lost two 'employees'!"
"That's too bad... what ones, any of our favorites?"
"Hermoine and Gin-" Ron was suddenly interrupted with the sound of loud pleasurable moans coming from the next room.
"It's Cho!" George exclaimed.
"Of course! I'd recognize those moans from anywhere." Fred agreed.
A few minutes later Cho and Harry walk out of the boys' dormitories.
"Did you have fun Harry? Was she good?" Ron looked at Harry in anticipation.
"Was she good?" said Harry as he straightened his robe. "What do you mean by that?"
"Don't kid, you know what I mean, Harry."
Cho looked worried and flustered. "Oh dear…"
"Did he pay you yet?" Ron looked toward Cho.
"Oh me, Oh my…"
Harry looked at Cho, "Um, what is Ron talking about… dear?" Cho's eye's darted for the floor.
"Cho, what's going on?" Harry looked worried.
"I'll tell you what's going on, Harry. Her deadline is way overdue!" Ron looked slightly angered, "I've only told her a million times that I need the cash for the damned equipment Lavender wants, so she'll stop pestering me about it!"
"Have you gone mad? I still don't know what the bloody hell your yapping about!" Harry was beyond confused.
"Um... we have to go now... yeah." George and Fred went back through the fireplace.
"Oh don't be so naïve, Harry. Cho is a whore and she works for me."
"You…" Harry choked through his laughter, "have got to be joking!" Cho burst into tears and ran out of the common room. "Cho?"
"I wasn't joking…" Ron was dead serious. Harry sinks to the floor with a far away look in his eyes.
