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Chapter One- "Shouldn't we go after her?"

It was a sunny day in feudal Japan. The morning had a faint mist, the sky was clear, the tress were blowing softly in the wind and then off in the distance you could hear...

"SIT BOY!" Kagome said her arms folded across her chest, her face hot red. "What was that for?!!" Inuyasha said trying to get up after hitting the ground with much force. Kagome walked up to him. She glared at him and said, "For implying that I loved Hojo!! For your information I don't. He's just a boy from my school who I have a math project with!" Inuyasha sat up. "Feh! Yeah and I just magically saw you and this guy holding hands!" Inuyasha said giving a dirty look to Kagome. Shippo popped out of nowhere and leaned against a tree. "Why do you care so much if you don't ever like her?" Shippo said looking innocently at Inuyasha.

Awkward Silence

Whack! Inuyasha hit Shippo over his head. "Inuyasha..." Kagome said sweetly "No! Please! I meant that hit in the best possible way! Wait..." but before he could finish Kagome said, "SIT!" Thump! "Damm you Kagome!" Inuyasha said

"Inuyasha. I hear something." Miroku said grabbing his staff. Inuyasha looked around he sniffed and then he muttered one word, "Sesshomaru." He was about to grab his Tetsusaiga then something jumped from the tree. "Hello little brother." Sesshomaru said smiling. "Surrender the Tetsusaiga to me or face the consequences!" "Sure! Okay buddy! I'll just give you the Tetsusaiga! Yeah what ever." Inuyasha said sarcastically. "Fine have it your way!" Sesshomaru said. He dashed straight for Kagome as fast as lightning, grabbing her by her collar and tripped her so she landed on her butt. "Let her down you bastard! Come back here Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha started. "When you are willing to give me the Tetsusaiga, I will give back the girl." Sesshomaru walked away with Kagome trashing in his grasp. "Kagome! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

5 minuets later

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Give her back Sesshomaru!" Sango stared blankly at Kagome who could be seen still trying to get away from Sesshomaru. Sango thought for a minute, then said, "Inuyasha...SHOULDN'T WE GO AFTER HER???!!!!!" In the distance you could still see Sesshomaru with Kagome, who was practically dead from trying to escape from Sesshomaru. Inuyasha put his fist up in the air and said, "Damn you Sesshomaru, Damn you!!!!!!!", even while Sesshomaru was still dragging Kagome away.

In the mean time...

In the mean time Rin was waiting with Jaken. "Croken, Where is Master Sesshomaru?" Rin asked looking around impatiently. "My name is Jaken! I do not know the whereabouts of Master Sesshomaru?" Jaken said shifting side to side. "Stop lying Kermit! I know what you did with Miss Piggy last summer!!" Rin said winking at Jaken. "What?!??!?!? What do you mean?" Jaken said looking nervous. Rin gave him "the look".

"FINE! I'll tell you but you promise you must not tell Master Sesshomaru! He went to kidnap that human girl!" Jaken said "WHAT??!!?!? HE DID WHAT! WHY DID HE KIDNAPP HER???" Rin said looking like she was about to cry. "I do not know. Master Sesshomaru said he needed her for something special. Are you ok Rin?" Jaken asked looking at her. She looked like she was dead. "Um, Rin? Are you ok?? " Jaken said backing away. Out of nowhere, little animals came surrounding Rin. Rin got up and started singing...

(TUNE TO HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME BY BRITNEY SPEARS ; )

Oh baby baby

Oh baby baby (little animals started doing hip-hop moves)
Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
that somethin' wasn't right hereoh baby baby

I shouldn't have let you go
You took the older girl, yeah
Show me
how you want it to be
tell me baby
'cause I need to know now
oh, because

My loneliness
Is killing me (and I)
I must confess
I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
give me a sign
I wish his age would be like mine

Rin was dancing and at the end, then she came to a sudden stop. "Rin..." Jaken said nervously. Her head was lowered. Suddenly her head shot right up. She eyes were red and she looked like the girl from the exorcist. She then said, "I will find that half breed, I will kill that Monk, and I will slay that demon slayer, I will find my Master but when I reach my destination I will KILL BILL!" "What did you say?" asked Jaken. "What? Oh I meant KAGOME. Stupid Quentin Tarantino!" She grabbed Jaken and started dragging him across the field...