Chapter 3

Harry's Tail Bone

"Hermoine! Wait up!" Ginny trotted after Hermoine.

"… Snape…" Hermoine said still looked out of it.

"So that's what you've been moping about for." Realized Ginny, "Snap out of it! You're making a fool of yourself, you should be used to these kinds of situations, Hermoine. You are a whore after all."

"WHAT!" Hermoine jumped out of her not-all-there-type-phase with anger, "I am not a whore! Well… not anymore anyway…" Hermoine began to mope some more.

"I told you to snap out of it, already!" Ginny wasn't in the mood to deal with an overly mopey Hermoine at the moment, "This is Snape we're talking about, not Horny Harry or Randy Ron."

"Horny Harry? Randy Ron? What the hell?" Ron had caught part of their conversation while walking by. "And what's this I hear about Snape?" He looked at them angrily. Ginny just stuck out her tongue and turned her back toward him to continue her conversation with Hermoine.

"I'm sure you have nothing to worry about, Hermoine… Snape's not all that bad-"

"What! You're working for Snape now!!!" Ron practically screamed, "I knew it! This is ridicules, so you ditch me to work for Snape of all sons-of-bitches?"

"Where the hell did you get that idea!?" Ginny turned back to Ron, You SICK FREAK! Why the hell would we go work for Snape!?" Ginny's face started turning red with anger.

"I KNEW IT! You little whore!" Ron's ears started turning red with anger.

"See here, Hermoine and… Hermoine?" Ginny looked to her sides in confusion, Hermoine was gone, "URG! Ron you ass!" Ginny stormed off.

"Good riddance!" Ron said storming off in the other direction.

Hermione walked into Snape's class.

"What are you doing here!? I didn't want to see you until tonight!" Snape said as the class went silent.

"What are you talking about! This class is on my schedule!" Hermione exclaimed.

"Oh ok...sit down then..." Hermione stalked to her seat and plopped down into her seat.

Harry ran into the room.

"You're late Potter! A half an hour late!"

"What the hell! It's only 5 minutes!"

"Get the hell out, Potter!"

"What?! I need to pass this class!"

"I don't feel like dealing with you! Get out!" Snape yelled and the whole class was still silent.

And Harry stormed out of the class. "Fine I don't feel like dealing with you either!"

As he ran along the corridor, he ran smack dab into...

"Lupin!" Harry exclaimed. "What are you doing here?"

"Oh...I'm just...visiting...yeah that's it, visiting."

"Really, well nice to see you, I have to get going." Harry ran past Lupin.

"Whoo, that was close." Lupin said. Just as he was saying that, Harry slipped on a banana peel and screamed his tail bone.

"My tail-bone! Shit that hurt!" Harry screamed more.

Lupin disappeared into the shadows.

McGonagal slammed open her door "What the hell are you doing Potter???!"

"I slipped Professor. I think my tail bone might be broken. Can't you hear me screaming out here?" Harry said in painful rage.

"Oh ok...go to the infirmary..." Said McGonagal.

"Sure. Thanks for all your help and concern." Harry said sarcastically. He got painfully up and began to limp toward the hospital wing, moaning irritatingly the whole way.

"What seems to be the problem, Harry?" Said Madam Pomfry as he walked in.

"I think I BROKE MY TAIL BONE!!!!" He screamed obnoxiously at her.

"Really well, go sit down over there and I'll deal with you in a minute." She said angrily, "I have to take care of Hermoine first, she keeps murmuring something about Snape."

"SIT! I don't think so! I'm not going to fucking sit down with a fucking broken tail bone!"

"FINE, THEN STAND!" She screamed while stomping back over to Hermoine, who was hunched over in a chair sulking.

Harry went and stood against (sideways as to not hurt his broken tailbone.) the far wall to wait for Madam Pomfry's assistance.

"Ok Harry I'm ready for you now." Madam Pomfry said strangely cheerfully.

"Finally." Harry breathed, "My tail bone is broken... I think."

"Ok, off with your knickers I need to take a good look."