Chapter 5
Cho's Demise
Harry pulled his new shrimp like body from the lake, he felt like shit. "I feel like shit…" He made his way to the Womping Willow, wand ready. "Diffindo!" Harry screeched irritably. The Womping Willow stopped all movement abruptly. Harry slinked through the tunnel and once again towards the Shrieking Shack.
"Harry!" Cho said excitedly (Yes, she's still alive!), "What happened to you!? You look like you just climbed out the Lake!"
"Cho…" Harry glared at her in disgust, "You're… still alive… excellent" She was still covered in blood from their encounter of the day before.
Cho blushed, "Your new body, Harry…" She said stupidly, "Is so… kinky!" She gazed from his scaly feet and tail all the way up to his, "Harry! Where did it go and where are your clothes!? " Harry hadn't noticed anything missing, so he glanced down and fainted.
Cho grasped his, "Harry are you ok!?" Harry slowly came to.
"Cho…" He said drearily, "I hate you…"
"Harry, I've got something to tell you, Harry." She looked at him desperately.
"What do you want, bitch?" Said Harry loathingly.
"Harry, I'm preggy…" Cho said quietly…
"What the hell is that suppose to mean!?" Screeched Harry.
"I'm pregnant, Harry! I'm pregnant!" Screamed Cho turning bright red in extreme embarrassment.
"What!?" He screamed.
"I'm sure of it, Harry…" She said, "But… unfortunately it's not yours…"
"WHAT!?" He screamed louder.
"I'm so sorry Harry…" She diverted her eyes to the floor and proceeded to get up. "Oh, by the way Harry… I have dinner ready... If you want any, that is."
"Don't fuck with me, woman! Who the hells spawn is it!?" Screamed Harry yet, louder.
"It's Perk—er' Percy's…" Said Cho shyly.
"Ewwww…" Said Harry with revulsion. "That's it!" Harry lunged for Cho and caught her neck in his mouth. He grabbed her arms and pulled her closer despite her fierce struggling.
"Harry!?" Shrieked Cho, "You're being too rough!" Harry didn't stop sucking on her brittle neck until it was dry of blood, and Cho's body went limp with death (now she's dead). Harry wiped the bitch's blood from his lips.
"Lovely meal it was!" Harry said as he skipped back down the tunnel and off to class.
"Are you willing to take the position Mr. Lupin?" Said Dumbledore humbly.
"Am I willing!?" replied Lupin happily, "How could I not pass this opportunity up!?"
"I'll take that as a yes, then." Dumbledore said with a silly grin. "You can start your new job as soon as I take care of a few more… arrangements."
"Terrific!" Chortled Lupin.
Cho's Demise
Harry pulled his new shrimp like body from the lake, he felt like shit. "I feel like shit…" He made his way to the Womping Willow, wand ready. "Diffindo!" Harry screeched irritably. The Womping Willow stopped all movement abruptly. Harry slinked through the tunnel and once again towards the Shrieking Shack.
"Harry!" Cho said excitedly (Yes, she's still alive!), "What happened to you!? You look like you just climbed out the Lake!"
"Cho…" Harry glared at her in disgust, "You're… still alive… excellent" She was still covered in blood from their encounter of the day before.
Cho blushed, "Your new body, Harry…" She said stupidly, "Is so… kinky!" She gazed from his scaly feet and tail all the way up to his, "Harry! Where did it go and where are your clothes!? " Harry hadn't noticed anything missing, so he glanced down and fainted.
Cho grasped his, "Harry are you ok!?" Harry slowly came to.
"Cho…" He said drearily, "I hate you…"
"Harry, I've got something to tell you, Harry." She looked at him desperately.
"What do you want, bitch?" Said Harry loathingly.
"Harry, I'm preggy…" Cho said quietly…
"What the hell is that suppose to mean!?" Screeched Harry.
"I'm pregnant, Harry! I'm pregnant!" Screamed Cho turning bright red in extreme embarrassment.
"What!?" He screamed.
"I'm sure of it, Harry…" She said, "But… unfortunately it's not yours…"
"WHAT!?" He screamed louder.
"I'm so sorry Harry…" She diverted her eyes to the floor and proceeded to get up. "Oh, by the way Harry… I have dinner ready... If you want any, that is."
"Don't fuck with me, woman! Who the hells spawn is it!?" Screamed Harry yet, louder.
"It's Perk—er' Percy's…" Said Cho shyly.
"Ewwww…" Said Harry with revulsion. "That's it!" Harry lunged for Cho and caught her neck in his mouth. He grabbed her arms and pulled her closer despite her fierce struggling.
"Harry!?" Shrieked Cho, "You're being too rough!" Harry didn't stop sucking on her brittle neck until it was dry of blood, and Cho's body went limp with death (now she's dead). Harry wiped the bitch's blood from his lips.
"Lovely meal it was!" Harry said as he skipped back down the tunnel and off to class.
"Are you willing to take the position Mr. Lupin?" Said Dumbledore humbly.
"Am I willing!?" replied Lupin happily, "How could I not pass this opportunity up!?"
"I'll take that as a yes, then." Dumbledore said with a silly grin. "You can start your new job as soon as I take care of a few more… arrangements."
"Terrific!" Chortled Lupin.
