I am not Eiichiro Oda and do not own One Piece or any of its characters. I just like borrowing them for my twisted little stories.
Vision 1: A Little Taste of Terror
Usopp heads down the hall to his quarters, ready for a good night's rest. He had currently spent the day working in the galley to make up for the pile of clean dishes he had toppled while horsing around with Luffy.
That rubber guy always gets me in trouble, thought Usopp as he opened his bedroom door, which gave a loud squeak as he did so. Dang door. He grabbed the oilcan off of his desk and bathed the door hinges with grease, then moved the now silent door back and forth, closing it afterwards. "That ought to do it," he declared to the empty room. Replacing the oilcan, he carefully removed his headgear and put it on his bedside table.
As he popped off his shoes, he wondered what he would do for Nami's birthday, seeing that today was July 1 and he only had until the third to decide on a present. I'll just make her a pair of self-cleaning sunglasses, he resolved as he slipped into his nightclothes.
Usopp climbed into bed and snuggled under the blankets, pulling an old, worn teddy bear out of his pillow case. "Nighty-night, Pooples," he whispered to his bear, and soon drifted off to sleep.
Usopp soon awoke in Dreamland to a field of dancing flowers. He joined in the parade until, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! YOU HAVE COME TO MEET YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
All of a sudden, three huge waffles bounded out of the forest at him, heach holding six long machine guns, loaded and pointed at Usopp. Usopp screamed like a little girl and started to bound towards the end of the flower field. 'YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM US! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The waffles chased Usopp all throughout his dreams, but they all had to stop occasionally to ask directions, only to moments later be chasing, running and screaming like a little girl again.
Next morning Usopp awoke screaming and terrified. He yanked open the door and bolted out. Apparently some of the oil he had put on the door hinges had dripped onto the floor, causing him to loose his footing as he stepped onto it and slam into the wall. Nevertheless, he got up and scooted to the kitchen where he knew the rest of the crew would be having breakfast.
Once in the galley, a very hoarse and out-of-breath Usopp took his blace at the meal table between Luffy and Sanji. Luffy patted Usopp on the back and said, "Morning, Usopp! Guess what? We're having waffles for breakfast!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Usop shot out of his seat and ran screaming from the room, Leaving the rest of the crew puzzled.
Luffy wore a very confused look on his face. "Was it something I said?"
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