The Anime House Special: President Keitaro

Chapter 1

A very OOC fanfic by SSJ2 PikaFlash, full of Vitamins and Minerals

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, cast, crew, ideas, blackouts and bashings belong to their respective owners...

Summary: (AU type of fanfic) The Hinata district is one of the most important part of the political structure of Japan, as that one area holds the key to voting who would be the President of Japan.


Main Political Headquarters for the Pudding Political Party (or PPP), Tokyo

In the Chairman's office, a small yellow Guardian Beast was with a woman.

"So, Kitsune, we need someone like you who could help bring this party back together."

"Yes, Chairman Kero."

"And the place we need you to help with the campaign is in the Hinata District. Because
no President of Japan has won an election without a visit to that specific district. And they need a people's President. And a woman one to be exact. So I need you to help Kanako Urashima if you intend to join us. Make people think we are getting someone else, than bang, Kanako goes in. That's the element of Surprise as stated in the Art of War."

"Why not? Its a deal, Chairman Kero."

"Let us shake on it."

Both Kitsune and Kero shaked hands in agreement.


Hinata District

A well decorated truck was followed by a limo as it reached to the part of the Hinata District which makes the most money to the economy, the Hinata Inn. The truck has a poster of the Totally Digital Party (TDP) with the Presidential Candidate, Taichi Yagami and his propoganda.

"The Totally Digital Party will make Japan a better place. So vote for Taichi Yagami!" came out of the loudspeakers.

In the Hinata Inn, the Inn's manager, Keitaro was walking around inspecting the work done by the staff who deal with cleaning and cooking for the inn. Unknown to him, the Presidential Candidate happens to be inspecting the inn with his assistants and Press. Haruka walked to Taichi and greeted him.

"Thank you for coming to the Hinata Inn."

"Your welcome." Taichi said as he looked around. "Its great to see that this district's economy comes from this place."

Taichi sees a remote with an awfully hard to ignore and tempting button.

"What does this button do?" Taichi asked. The moment Taichi pressed the button, inthe kitchen, the Cook Shinobu got knocked down by a large piece of meat from the freezer right near Keitaro and the kitchen entrance.

"Shinobu! Ok, what is going on here!" Keitaro walks to Taichi and Haruka.

"A surprise visit by a presidential candidate," Haruka explained.

"How come I didn't hear any of this? The election isn't in 4 weeks."

Taichi still had a smile on his face. "Its a surprise visit. Didn't you hear her?"

"Yeah, as if," Keitaro mumbled to himself.

Taichi enters the kitchen and looks around.

"Neat kitchen. Espically with that piece of meat on the girl there," Taichi said as he pointed at poor Shinobu. "Something good to show for the customers?"

Taichi pats the meat and Taichi together Keitaro in for a camera shot together helping Shinobu who was under the meat.

Taichi mumbled, "I hope not to see you in four years."

Keitaro mumbled back to Taichi, "Me too."

Taichi wiped his hands on Keitaro's shirt and walks off as Shinobu got up.

"I don't like that guy." Keitaro turned to Shinobu and said, "and Shinobu, find someway to destroy that meat, I don't one any of our customers getting food poisoning from that guy."


That night, at Keitaro's home, Shinobu was setting up the table for dinner with Keitaro, Naru, Sarah and Su.

"So, what do you think of that presidential candidate...other than trying to kill Shinobu."

"I guess he must have pressed the Freezer Trap remote we left at the coffee table," Sarah said as she picked up the remote.

"I was hoping that I would try it on Keitaro," Su

"Whatever it is, Haruka will be retiring. If she retires, her entitlement will give her enough for a holiday in the Pacific," Keitaro said.

"Wow! I can't wait when I can retire," Sarah spoke to herself, but Keitaro heard it.

"In your dreams, you still got many years ahead of you," Keitaro said. Then, he turned to Naru. "Anyway, your thoughts on Taichi Yagami, Naru?"

"Well, he is from the same political party as the current President," Naru said. "So, its no surprise that he would come here first for his election campaign."

Keitaro crossed his arms and said, "I won't be surprised if he's sitting somewhere enjoying a cup of coffee."


TDP Headquarters, Hinata District

Taichi walks out of the Headquarters with a cup of coffee and sees his assistant.

"Did you put sugar into this?" Taichi asked his assistant.

"Yes I did."

Taichi pours the coffee into a drain. "Thank you, very much." Taichi looked up and a car pulled up outside the party headquarters.

"Off you go, assistant. I have some personal matters to deal with."

Taichi walked into his office, followed by two guys wearing glasses.

"Shirai. Haitani. How's the business going?"

"Well, we're planning on closing down the inn and replacing the staff with robots," Shirai said as the two guys sat across Taichi at the desk.

"Wouldn't that lead to a huge loss of jobs?" Taichi asked.

"And we want you to give the impression that the people are better off with robots," Haitani explained as he takes out some proposals.

"You pair of heartless bastards," Taichi said.

"Its just business."

"No, how could you do this to me in the middle of an election? I just went to that place to get some votes and you do this to me? What about their entitlements?" Taichi asked as he closed the blinds. Shirai puts a suitcase on the desk and opens it, revealing...

"30 million US dollars as a 'donation' for your campaign."

Taichi looked away. "Well, I'll think about it."

"In return, we ask for no enquiry on the entitlements and this month's pay." Haitani proposed.

"We shall see." Taichi rubs his hands. "Just one thing...please make it easy for them."


Shirai and Haitani both have fenced up the Inn, blocking Keitaro, Naru, Shinobu, Sarah and Su from entering the area.

"What the hell is going on!"

"This is our jobs you're taking away!"

"And I still got some of my traps in there!"

Boom!

Kitsune was standing near a fence handing out the political propoganda for the PPP.

"Please vote for the Pudding Political Party." Kitsune handed out some papers. "If you vote for the PPP, you will be sure to get your jobs back when we'll do an enquiry."

Taichi appeared with his assistants and Taichi stood at a stand.

"I'm sorry to hear about..."

Taichi dodged a tomato thrown at him. Sarah and Su were holding baskets of tomatos but Officer Motoko was holding up her sword at them.

Motoko yelled out at Sarah and Su. "Calm down."

"I don't care who you are, Officer Motoko." Sarah said as he prepared to throw another tomato.

"If you throw another tomato..." Motoko warned.

Taichi resumed his speech. "Anyway, it has come to my attention that the Inn, which brings a lot of income to this district is closed down for a while."

"That is not fair!" Keitaro protested, "That inn has been in my family for nearly a 100 years. You can't play king of the district and steal the inn."

"I had some crisis talks with the mayor of this district and we have reached a settlement
which benifits both sides financially. If you vote for me, I will ensure that you will get new jobs and other stuff. And possibally make you I.T. Professionals in office buildings. So if you excuse me..."

Taichi walks off from the stand and everyone tried to throw tomatoes at Taichi, including Motoko. Keitaro quickly ran to Tai and took a piece of paper off Kitsune.

"Oh yeah, well, this will stop you," Keitaro yelled out as he shows Kitsune's election paper at Taichi as Taichi gets into his limo.

"Ohhhh, I'm scared of an itty, bitty piece of paper," Taichi sarcastically said as he turned
to his limo driver. "Off we go, driver."

Taichi's limo drove off.


Keitaro's house

Keitaro was with Naru in the kitchen.

"Its not fair. Closing the Inn is no more than an act to get our money." Keitaro
angrilly walked around the kitchen. "And I doubt that we will get our pay for this month."


Political Pudding Party press conference

Kanako was on the stand with a group of supporters.

"As you heard, the Hinata Inn has closed down. Why? Because Taichi Yagami is blind to why it closed down. It is a shame for such a business that put a lot into the economy goes to waste. That is the true agenda of Taichi and his Totally Digital Party."

"Any word on being the candidate for Presidency, Miss Urashima?" A journalist asked.

"No comment at this moment."

Outside, Kitsune and Kanako got into a cab and Kanako took out a bottle of Sake and two cups.

"Want a drink?" Kanako offered.

Kitsune reluctantly takes a cup. "Well, I guess I should."

"Good. Off you go driver."

The cab drove off.


"Tonight on 'Inside Japan', we continue the World Wide coverage of the famous Hollywood Tama-chan. I'm Eriol Hiragizawa. But first up is Kanako Urashima of the Pudding Political Party. Earlier today, Kanako made a speech on her political ambition and it is not known if she will be running for President this year as there is no official confirmation on that. Kasumi Yawa has more."
Kasumi Yawa reporting

Kanako was with a crowd at a big formal dinner with the current President of the US, Max Tate.

"The woman who was once the top of the political list in Japan, now at the bottom from accidentlly vomiting on American President Tate, which ended up all the votes meant for Kanako go towards the Totally Digital Party."

Kanako got drunk from drinking too much wine at the dinner that she accidently vomitted on the President's pants.

"After the incident with President Tate, KAnako was kicked out of the Pudding Political Party."

Kanako was chased out by the angry Guardian Beast/Chairman.

Kero: GET OUT OF HERE KANAKO!

"After being in the Political Wilderness for a long time, it is not known if..."


Keitaro and Naru were watching the news.

"If she is going to save the inn, we are in big trouble." Keitaro sighed.

"Its not her fault that she did that to the US President. I don't think it would happen again if she would stop drinking."


PPP Headquarters

Kitsune's head was on the table as a drunk Kanako was signing the form to name who is the Presidential Candidate.

"So, what do you think, Kitsune?" Kanako asked as she tried to keep her balance. "Should I do the form?"

Kitsune was way drunk to hear what Kanako said clearly. "What ever you want...zzzzz."

"Alright."

Later, Kanako puts the form on the fax machine and began to make a drunken walk to her room.As the form was faxed to the head political office, Kanako was too drunk to noticed thather name was spelt wrongly. The name that was on the form was for a "Keitaro Urashima" to be the Presidental Candidate...

End of chapter 1