My Boyfriend is Type B (InuYasha version)

Note: This fiction's title and some parts of the plot are based on a Korean movie called My Boyfriend is Type B directed by Choi Seok Won. It's a great movie and it has inspired me to write this fan fiction for Inuyasha. It's very funny also, so if any of you were interested, go watch the movie!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Inuyasha or My Boyfriend is Type B. Don't sue me.

Background Information:

Beginning in about 1930, the Japanese welcomed the idea that personality traits are influenced by one's blood type. This phenomenon is just as popular in Japan as the idea of horoscope in United States. That's why it was quite understandable that the Japanese would consider the blood types of their significant others before anything else.

Chapter 1

One of Those Days

Inuyasha and his buddies, Miroku and Kouga were playing a basketball game against another team of three. Inuyasha jumped several feet above the floor and gracefully slammed the ball into the hoop. He continued to deceive the opponents by his movements and made his shots. After the opponents left in total defeat and disgrace, Inuyasha smirked proudly at the stack of cash in his hand.

"Here. Take it. It's your guys' share." Inuyasha spoke as he distributed the cash unwillingly. "It's fair, right? You made three shots," he said as he faced Miroku. "So you get thirty bucks."

Miroku looked at the money that he had earned, "Well, not bad. Thirty bucks, I can buy myself a whole week of lunch with this."

"And you, this is your twenty bucks. I wished you didn't make any shots in." Inuyasha found the vending machines interesting as he said. He didn't want to look at Miroku's friend. They came to a bad term right from the beginning, but the three of them were always together. Maybe Inuyasha and Kouga didn't hate each other that much.

"Too bad you mutt-face, I earned those twenty dollars." Kouga snatched the bills from Inuyasha. "Don't want to see your stinky claw marks on my hard-earned money."

"You get thirty and he gets twenty. I'll take the remaining hundred then, since I made ten shots. Great game guys, we should do this more often. See you later, I got to go." Inuyasha made his exit swiftly.

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Inuyasha held the basketball in his hand and occasionally dribbled. His attention drifted to the fine tickets on the cars' windshields for illegal parking. He smirked. 'I'm glad I told that woman to sit in my car.' A bigger smile came upon his lips, happy that he had escaped a fine ticket. His happy thought was interrupted by a woman's screeching voice.

"You bastard! Do you know how long I have been waiting for your ass to come back?" The woman shouted, still sitting in the driver's seat.

"Sorry baby. You can get out now."

She got out from the car, grumbling to herself. She stood on the pavement with her arms across her chest, looking surprised as she saw her boyfriend stepping into the car and closing the door without doing anything else. Her gaze was murderous when Inuyasha strapped on his seatbelt. Inuyasha looked at her from the corner of his eyes.

"Oi, what more do you want Kikyo? I have already apologized." Inuyasha sounded annoyed obviously. He didn't like people glaring at him, especially not his girlfriend.

"What? Don't tell me that you think an apology is enough? You told me you had something important to do, so I ditched my hair appointment and rushed my ass here. Is this what I get? Some stinkin' apologies for making me sit in your shitty car, and so you can go play ball with your stupid boys?" Kikyo yelled furiously, arms still crossed.

"Stop using that tone with me, or I'm going to dump you." Inuyasha spoke in a monotone. Kikyo's expression spoke her emotion for her. Her mouth was slightly open.

"Argh! Fine, dump me. I don't give a shit."

Inuyasha started his car immediately and drove off; leaving dust to accompany the lonely woman who was still standing on the pavement.

"Wait! My purse is still in the car!"

Without any hesitation, Inuyasha grabbed the purse he saw on the passenger's seat and threw it out of the window.

Kikyo saw the scene and cursed.

"You jerk! You asshole! Go get a fucking life!"

:(( several days later)):

Kouga looked across the dance floor, disregarding the professional dancers who were gliding elegantly in the center. He couldn't hear the upbeat music playing in the background either. He focused on the woman dressed in a green sleeveless cashmere turtleneck sweater, and a white skirt. Even though her hairdo was quite immature, it couldn't hide the innocence and brilliance exuded from her beautiful face.

Despite the dim lights and the crowd, Kouga could see her frame clearly. Her bosom was not too exaggerated like typical young women. Her legs were long and slender.

Kouga felt like he could faint from the heat, 'Damn that woman is so fine. Shit, look at those legs. Those boots aren't doing a good job hiding her sexy legs. She needs to buy a new pair.' Kouga was shocked to hear his consciousness. 'Oh my God, did I just think like that?' He shook his head and tried to stop himself from communicating with himself. He succeeded in stopping himself, but he couldn't stop himself from noticing that woman. She had already entered into his heart. 'I must make her my woman.'

The music had ended and the professional dancers regained their posture. The male instructor's hand remained on the female dancer's waist.

"Okay. Did you all see the steps? Now, I would ask the ladies to choose their dance partners. Oh, and gentlemen, you cannot refuse."

With that said, Kagome's friends, Ayumi and Eri went to the preys that they locked their eyes on upon entering the room.

Kouga stood a step forward but he froze, 'Even though it's the female choosing partners, it's okay if I asked her to be my partner, right? This is the only opportunity for me.' Kouga was indulged in his nervousness; he didn't see a woman approaching in his direction. When he felt something on his arm, he turned and saw another young woman smiling up to him.

"I'm Mori Ayame. Nice to meet you." She smiled brilliantly. Kouga wanted to refuse her, but he couldn't turn down that sincere smile. 'I guess I'll dance with her. Only this time…I'll get that girl next time for sure.' Kouga forced a smile and introduced himself, "The pleasure is all mine. I'm Fukushima Kouga."

Kagome stood at same spot while everyone was trying to find a partner. After a moment of chaos, everyone had finally found a dance partner but Kagome. The male instructor was about to begin the music when he noticed Kagome standing alone. "Hey you don't have a partner?"

Kagome didn't know how to respond when everyone's eyes turned to focus on her. "Uh..." She hesitated to answer, and she could feel her eyes lowered gradually until they reached the floor.

"I'll be her partner!" A masculine voice was suddenly heard.

Everyone's attention shifted to the man who just sounded so heroic. Kagome's attention as well. She thought she had found her Prince Charming who came to rescue. Together with Kagome's, everyone's hope tumbled down rapidly. The reason of the disappointment laid in the man's appearance.

He was wearing a bright yellow button shirt with black curvy patterns, and black slack. Perhaps the gear would look better on someone who was a bit taller and more muscular. This man simply was not the right person for the outfit.

He skipped hideously toward the frightened girl and swirled awkwardly before he kneeled in front of Kagome. He reached his right hand upward and presented himself, "Hello princess. I'm Taguchi Buta."

Kagome stepped a few inches away from this repugnant man. She could see grease on his hair reflecting the strobe lights, and although his face was shadowed, she could see his features clearly. She wanted to leave but she had to wait for her friends. She reluctantly put her hand in his, but she didn't want to reveal her real name. "I'm Hi...rata Ka…tsumi." Kagome believed that using the first two letters of her first and last names was enough. He didn't need to know the whole truth. "Hirata Katsumi, ne? What a beautiful name!" He gave her toothy grin. Bad move.

Kagome saw that all of his teeth were yellow and black, possibly from caffeine and cigarettes. She was totally dismayed. Dancing with such a man was the last thing that she wanted to do as long as she's alive

She thought to herself, 'Kami-sama, what have I ever done to you?'

:(( Setting: Streets, Late Afternoon)):

Ayumi and Eri both held their stomachs while laughing hysterically. Eri struggled to speak, "I cannot believe you made up a name!" Ayumi followed, "I would do the same though! I just can't believe how she survived the whole hour of facing that man!"

Kagome pouted. "How could you guys laugh at me? It was you who dragged me to that silly salsa club."

Eri patted on Kagome's shoulder while shaking her head. "Kagome-chan… Yes, I dragged you there, but I never thought you would pick up a Prince Charming. I mean Charming!" Kagome could hear the mockery in her friend's tone. "Besides, Kagome-chan, how will you ever date if you don't go on a blind date?"

Ayumi interrupted, "Hey Kagome-chan, we have a blind date tomorrow. You want to come along?"

"I don't like blind dates."

"But how will you ever find the kind of men that you like? Or what kind of men will satisfy your needs?" Eri hoped to change her mind about blind dates, but she knew she would fail because she also knew that Kagome was stubborn.

Kagome looked ahead, but her pupils were focused at nothing. "No, Eri-chan, I don't need to date that many men. I know I'll meet my destined one. It wouldn't be fair to the man I'm fated to meet." She paused, and then a realization struck her. "You know, it's like pollination. The odds for pollens to be pollinated are like one out of 10 millions, but you know, they'll eventually be pollinated."

"Here is your pollen, Kagome-chan." Eri said teasingly and sarcastically when she saw a man up ahead the block.

Kagome returned to the real world and saw the Prince Charming that she danced with earlier. "Oh Kami-sama! It's the buta!" Eri and Ayumi laughed at the mention of the term. All of them believed the name suited that man very nicely.

From examining the man's posture, he looked like he was waiting for 'Hirata Katsumi'. He leaned on the street light pole and carefully swept his bangs from his face. He saw 'Katsumi' ahead and smiled enthusiastically.

Kagome felt otherwise. She saw her bus across the street. She grabbed onto this opportunity and hastily bid goodbye to her friends and ran across the street to get on the bus.

Eri and Ayumi laughed when they saw Kagome running across the street.

"Ayumi…I bet she'll die a virgin. Don't you think?" Eri asked Ayumi as she continued to laugh.

"What's wrong with that?" Ayumi thought it wasn't that big of a deal.

"You think that way because you haven't done it yet." Eri boldly commented as she bit her lower lip flirtatiously. Ayumi simply rolled her eyes at her experienced friend.

Once Kagome was seated, she looked out of the window and found her dance partner with a confused expression. She giggled to herself and felt relieved that she had gotten rid of contaminated pollen.

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After several hours of bus ride and the sky began to darken, Kagome began to doze off on her seat. Her grip on her purse started to loosen and her head started to sway back and forth. Kagome was so ready to fall asleep when the bus suddenly came to an abrupt halt.

Even though she was seated, she lost her balance and fell to the floor. All the passengers snickered at the poor girl on the floor. Kagome's cheeks and ears were so hot that they burned. She pushed herself off the floor and stood. Perhaps the bus driver hated her, he chose this moment to start driving, and Kagome lost her balance once again and strode a few steps backward. She tripped on somebody's bag and fell onto the floor on her butt. The passengers couldn't hold their amusement anymore and laughed uncontrollably.

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Kagome took out the keys from her purse and entered her cozy home. Her cousin, Taijiya Sango, was sitting on the floor Indian style wiping her sunglasses collection.

"Sango-chan, I'm so getting a car! You can't stop me this time." Kagome pouted, and her cheeks were starting to burn as she relived that bus incident in her mind again. Sango answered her flustered cousin without looking up.

"You dozed off on the bus again, didn't you?"

Kagome opened her mouth slightly. She couldn't believe how accurate her cousin was sometimes. "Who told you I dozed off?"

Sango stopped wiping and looked up at her cousin knowingly, "Then tell me, Kagome-chan, what are those dirty marks on the back of your skirt?"

Kagome felt extremely mortified and walked toward her room sulking. Sango returned to cleaning her sunglasses collection as if nothing had happened.

:(( Next Day)):

Inuyasha sat patiently in front of the manager of the company. The atmosphere was filled with Inuyasha's nervousness. The manager finally gave Inuyasha his answer by shaking his head. Inuyasha gripped on the desk and asked, "What makes you think it's not marketable?"

"Think about it, uh… Mr. Imai. It's about satisfying the consumers' desires. Nowadays, people can download nude pictures everywhere. Who would pay to watch something like this?" The manager explained as he held the compact disc in his hand. The phone chose to ring at this serious moment.

The manager saw this chance as a way to dismiss the person in front of him, but Inuyasha just kept sitting there.

"Hello?" The manager picked up after several rings, and answered the phone with a sigh.

"It's me" Upon hearing the voice from the other end, the manager immediately sat up straight in his chair, as if the other person could see his present state. He maintained an upbeat tone and asked with a smile that no one else could see except Inuyasha, since he was the only one in the room. "Oh what's up, Boss?"

"I made the Hole-in-one!" The boss sounded so excited that he had such good luck in golf. The manager appeared apathetic but his tone sounded differently. "Wow, really? Congratulations!"

"I'm not coming in today."

"Okay Boss, no problem."

"How's my plant?" The manager was puzzled for a second, and then he turned and looked at the rare flower on the desk. It was planted in a square glass box with white stones in it. The flower has bright red petals and it stood tall facing the window.

"Oh your plant is fine, Boss."

"Don't forget to water it. If it dies, you will too

The manager fidgeted in his chair, and chuckled nervously, "Of course not, Boss. How could I ever forget to water your favorite plant?"

Inuyasha saw the manager nodded and said "Hai" several times before he hung up. The manager turned his chair and faced Inuyasha, "My boss is not coming in today because he made a Hole-in-One." He slid the disc across the desk back to Inuyasha.

Inuyasha sighed and took the disc, "I can't believe you turned me down like this." He studied the disc for a while before he took his bag and walked toward the door.

"You should read more about the market trend before attempting to sell your products. Take care."

Inuyasha glared at the manager who had just pissed him off. Coincidentally, he was standing in front of the plant.

"Oh, is this your boss's plant?" Inuyasha asked as if he was interested. The manager was curious to know what this man was up to. "Yes, it is."

"What a beautiful flower. Water it before it dies." After that had been said, Inuyasha pushed the pot and it shattered as it reached the floor. The flower's brilliant petals scattered on the floor just as the broken glasses did.

Inuyasha smiled mockingly but spoke in a sincere tone, "I'll research the market trend. Thanks for the advice." Then he left the office slamming the door shut without looking at the manager.

Next Time on My Boyfriend is Type B:

Inuyasha and Kagome finally meet each other! What kind of situation will their encounter be under? Will they hate each other instead of like each other?

Stay tuned!

Author's Babble:

Vixen-chan, this time the thoughts are in italic and the conversations are normal! Aren't you happy? wink wink

Hole-in-One: it's when a golf player shot the ball into the hole in one shot.

Buta: Pig in Japanese.

Kami-sama: God

Much thanks to Kagome1514 and Hanyou Vixen for being my beta readers xoxo