My Boyfriend is Type B (InuYasha version)
Note: This fiction's title and some parts of the plot are based on a Korean movie called My Boyfriend is Type B directed by Choi Seok Won. It's a great movie and it has inspired me to write this fan fiction for Inuyasha. It's very funny also, so if any of you were interested, go watch the movie!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Inuyasha or My Boyfriend is Type B. Don't sue me.
Chapter 4
Type B is Not for You
Kagome put on her white strapless dress and a light green short sleeved sweater. She looked at the mirror once again and smiled when she saw her new hairstyle.
'I guess my head does look smaller.'
.((flashback)).
"Your hairdo…" Inuyasha said as he stared at Kagome's head. "It makes your head looks big. Is it a wig?"
Kagome shook her head frantically, "No way." She brought her hands up pushing her hair down. She knew her pigtails weren't exactly the most exciting hairdo, but she had never thought it would make her head looked big.
Inuyasha brought his hand to one of her pigtails. He felt her hair and it was one of the finest hair textures that he had ever touched. He knew by looking that her hair was vibrant and smooth, but he wanted to confirm it.
"Why did you put your hair in pigtails? Your hair is so beautiful."
Inuyasha complimented her without knowing. He was thinking what kind of hairstyle would suit her best, but soon he gave up because he was not a professional like his friend.
"You know what? You're going to get a new hairstyle."
After the decision had been made, Inuyasha returned his attention to the food. Kagome stared at his face blankly.
'Wow…this guy is pretty demanding…but it'll work out. I know it will."
.((End flashback)).
"Sango-chan, are you ready?" Kagome knocked on her cousin's bedroom door. She heard her cousin mumbled but she couldn't make out what Sango had said. "I'll just go wait for you in the living room. Hurry up it's almost 7."
Kagome smoothed her dress before she sat down on the sofa in the living room. She didn't want to wrinkle the dress before she even met Inuyasha.
'I hope Sango-chan will like him…'
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Kagome looked back and forth at Sango and Inuyasha. She could tell Sango didn't like him, but she wanted to try all she could to make things better.
"Sango-chan, this is Imai Inuyasha."
Inuyasha's arms had both been on the table, on top of each other. When Kagome introduced him to her cousin, he lifted up his left hand and greeted her.
"Hi"
Sango looked at him with her piercing gaze.
"Hello. I'm Taijiya Sango. I'm Kagome's cousin…also her roommate." Sango added the last part; she hoped the silver head guy would get her hint not to mess around with her cousin.
Inuyasha paid no attention to her intense gaze. He turned to Kagome and looked at her lovingly.
"Kagome told me that you arrange marriages through blood types."
Sango chuckled and nodded.
"Yeah, blood types are more than just different types of blood."
Inuyasha looked unconvinced and shrugged.
"Is it some business trick? I think it's rather unreasonable to judge people by their blood types."
What Sango hated the most was when people think it's wrong to arrange blind dates by blood types, but what most people didn't know was that every blind date that she had arranged had worked out successfully. That was why her match making business was such a success. But now, this guy with that odd hair color had dared to challenge her belief and experience.
"You know what?" Sango reached for her purse and took out her glasses and a pencil. "It does make sense." She stared at Inuyasha harshly for a few seconds and started scribbling on a piece of paper.
"Blood is consisted of hormones, neurotransmitters, and etc. and deep inside the brain lays a molecular clock. Blood circulates through cells, controlling the molecular clock. Thus, it controls one's health and destiny."
Inuyasha clapped his hands, and he couldn't stop himself from being surprised at how much this girl with a ponytail studied.
"Wow. You've studied a lot."
Sango gave him a cynical smile. Inuyasha reached across the table and took the pencil and the paper that she had been scribbling on.
"However, you may call it science, but I don't buy it. It is nothing but prejudice. There are six billion people on earth and you categorize them by four types of blood. That's nonsense." Inuyasha used the pencil in his hand and marked a big X on the paper. Sango was furious, but she kept her expression calm.
"I can prove it to you. A character analysis is possible with blood types." Sango tilted her head a little bit to the side and gave him a murderous look. "Say you found your wife cheating on you, what would you do? One, you would pull out a sword and charge into the room; two, you hesitate about what to do holding a door handle; three, you peek into the room to see what's going on; four, call the cops and sue them for adultery."
Inuyasha thought for a second and picked a choice, "I'll call the cops and sue them for adultery."
Sango's eyes narrowed; she looked like she understood everything.
"A's get wishy-washy at the door; O's charge in; AB's take a peek; B's call the cops, they are the enemies of mankind. You're B, aren't you? Being selfish and disrespectful, you're a typical B."
Inuyasha felt like he just got punched in the face.
"You're too negative about B."
"I have to be. B's are negative. Bitch, bastard, bimbo, battle, brothel, bacteria, bankruptcy, bum, beggar; is there anything good that begins with letter B?"
"What about BMW?"
Inuyasha asked charmingly which disgusted Sango endlessly.
"Can I have a glass of water with ice in it?" Sango asked as a waiter passed by.
Kagome observed the conversation between Inuyasha and Sango. She didn't know whether it was a good thing that they chatted, or it was a bad thing because they looked like they hated each other. Kagome looked at Inuyasha pleadingly. Perhaps he got the hint, or maybe he felt bad because he had just basically insulted Kagome's cousin's profession.
"As a matter of fact, I knew that test. I was just messing with you. Don't be too upset."
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When Sango and Kagome arrived in their apartment, Sango sat down on the couch irately.
"Listen Kagome, if you meet that jerk again, I will kill you." Sango said in a low voice.
"Sango-chan, Inuyasha is not a jerk!" Kagome felt she needed to be protective of Inuyasha. She didn't want to ruin the relationship that had just bloomed.
"Listen to what you're saying. Where are your eyes? How can you like a jerk like him? Didn't you see what he did to me back in the restaurant?" (
"You're just too negative!"
Kagome felt like she was about to go insane. The one person that she hoped to get support from was her cousin Sango, but because Inuyasha inflicted that silly quarrel, now Sango hated him.
Kagome held Sango's hand and led her to the couch.
"Sit down Sango-chan."
They both sat on the sofa softly and elegantly.
"Sango… It is destiny that led us together through a silly incident. What could be better than this? So stop hating him." Kagome looked at Sango with her watery eyes. Sango could never defeat those eyes, especially when Kagome did that. Her fury vanished, but she still tried to convince her beloved cousin.
"Kagome, guys of type B aren't good for girls of type A."
Kagome's patience was running low. "There you go again. Enough about blood type."
"Kagome… I'm doing this for your sake. When girls of type A meet a guy, they lock him up in a cell. But when guys of type B feel trapped, they desire freedom. So they keep on trying to escape day and night, okay?"
Sango's explanation was cut short by the intercom. Kagome took this chance to escape from her cousin's blood-types-influence-personalities talk. She got up and walked toward the intercom. 'Who could it be?'
Kagome spoke into the intercom, "Yes?"
"Come out for a second." A masculine voice said. Kagome immediately grabbed her keys and ran out of the door, despite the fact that Sango was angry that Inuyasha had just hassled her cousin again.
Kagome got out from the building and saw Inuyasha standing by his imported car. She walked over to her boyfriend wondering what could be wrong.
"Inuyasha? What's going on?"
Inuyasha didn't respond. He held out the hands that he had been hiding. He was holding two walkie-talkies; when you combined the two communicators, a heart was formed. Each of them had half of a heart painted on it. Kagome's face radiated with happiness and surprise.
"It's so cute!" She stretched out her hand to reach for one of the communicators. "Isn't this a walkie-talkie?"
Inuyasha looked proud of himself, and nodded.
"We can use this until you get a new phone."
Kagome was confounded for a second, and then she remembered her phone was run over by a motorcycle when she met Inuyasha.
Kagome returned back into the apartment. Her cousin was no longer in the living room looking irritated. 'Sango-chan is probably in her room.'
Static suddenly came from the walkie-talkie in her hand.
"Do you copy, over?"
"I copy you, over."
"I will sing for you. Come out to the balcony, over."
Kagome was once again surprised by her new boyfriend. She quickly answered him and ran to the balcony.
"Okay, over."
Inuyasha was now holding a guitar and standing in front of a microphone, still in front of his imported car.
"Hey!" Kagome waved her hand, still holding the walkie-talkie with the other.
Inuyasha was getting ready to sing, and then a horrible realization struck him. He grabbed the walkie-talkie that was hanging on the microphone, and spoke.
"Aren't you clapping for me, over!"
Kagome was silent for a second. 'He wants me to clap? All the way up here on the 8th floor?' She decided to follow his order anyway. She wanted him to be happy.
"I am. Over" Kagome gave Inuyasha applause and whistled for him.
Kagome danced on the balcony as Inuyasha sang beautifully with his deep and appealing voice. She hugged the walkie-talkie to her chest and listened attentively to her boyfriend's performance.
Next Time on My Boyfriend is Type B:
Kagome has a date with Inuyasha, but all of her clothes are gone! And Inuyasha wants her to go downstairs to meet him in a hundred seconds or she will never see him again! What should Kagome do?
Stay tuned!
Author's Babble:
Thanks Kagome1514 for beta-reading my chappies. :D
Here is some information about blood types regarding personality. Take a look to see if it's accurate!
TYPE O You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trendsetter, loyal, passionate and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity, jealousy and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B You're a rugged individualist who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. However, your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.
TYPE AB Cool and controlled, you're generally well-liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're sometimes standoffish, blunt and have difficulty making decisions.
