Title: Freaky Friday: Harry Potter Style!
Author: bookworm835
Rating: K plus because... I dunno. Because Voldie is a bad little boy and no one can resist a swear word or two once in a while.
Category: Humor
Summary: I'm making a movie and Harry and Remus are the stars! What will happen when they switch bodies? Read and see! (no longer script version:) )
Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter, as much as I wish I did. Don't own Freaky Friday, either.
A/N: Okay, last year I wrote this but it was in script version so it got deleted. I've remade it! Huzzah! Might not be as funny, though. :( Hope you still read and review 'cause it took me forever to get the prologue and chapter one done, so you'll have to wait a while for chapter two too. Hahaha, two too? Ahhhh... one and a half hours until HPatCoS comes on with a preview from the GoF! Eeee, I'm so giddy! XD
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The set was a disaster. Fang was doing his business indoors, the cast was staging a hot dog eating contest, and unbeknownst to me, a fire crab was eating the only copy of the script.
"Okay, people, get organized!" I yelled impatiently over the chaos. "We're about to start! Is everyone clear on what we're going to do?"
Immediately Hermione-the-brainiac's hand shot up. "Oooh! Oooh!" she squealed.
I raised an eyebrow and rolled my eyes, ignoring her. "Uh... anyways, everyone know their roles?"
The egomaniac Ron did a little jig. "I'M RON!" he shrieked in a sing-song voice. "I'm the handsome, cool, utterly brilliant one! All the fangirls shall be miiiiine, preciouss --"
Promptly slapping him, I said, business-like, "Wrong movie, bozo."
"Owwie. You ruined my beautiful face! I didn't shave my eyebrows off and powder my nose every day for nothing, fool!"
Everyone's head swivelled on their shoulders, staring wide-eyed at Ron. Even Fluffy stopped mauling Quirrell to gaze upon the gayness that was Ronald.
Ron's ears turned bright scarlet. "Umm, not that I paint my eyebrows on and try to hide my freckles, hehehehe... because that would be... um... just... stupid."
Everyone's swivelled heads nodded sympathetically.
Harry, upset at not being the center of attention, yelled, "And I'm Harry, the quiet coward who is to switch with Remus Lupin, the werewolf menace--"
For some reason, Remus seemed to get rather upset. "Harry!" he whined, wagging his finger unappreciatively. "That's not very nice... ten points from Gryffindor!"
Harry scowled and stuck out his tongue. "You can't take points from my house; you're not a professor anymore!" He giggled insanely as Remus began sobbing and cursing Snape.
Snape himself whipped around, whipping out his wand, and whipping it in the air. "Quiet, werewolf --" But in all his whipping around, he lost track of where Remus Lupin lazily stood, fists in pockets. Snape twirled around like a ballerina, flailing his arms around. "Where wolf! Where wolf!" he yelled. Finally, his gaze fell on Remus and he skidded to a halt, panting for breath. He smoothed the folds in his robe, squinted, and said smugly, "I've paid the author two sickles to do one thing for me, and I could make that one request your deeeeath."
Twilight zone music suddenly drifted through the air. I confusedly looked around. Neville was in the corner, wiggling his wand and tittering. I poked him in his flabby tummy. "NO SOUND EFFECTS!"
Remus seemed mortified that I'd accept two sickles over his life. To this day I've never really found out why... anyhoo, he wibbled, "WHAT?" and more tears welled up in his eyes.
I shrugged innocently. "Hey, what can I say? I'm a sucker for the mula, baby doll!"
Harry seemed to take sides with Remus. He muttered, "Shallow, air-headed American git..."
"Hey, dude, howdja know I was, like, American!" I demanded. After getting no answer from him, I crossed my arms across my chest and sighed. "Oookay, whatever, be that way, punk. Let's just get this over with..."
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Yes, I know, short, but this is just the prologue. I'm gonna get chapter one posted today so I hopefully won't lose any readers. Please please review, I don't care if you review the prologue or the next chapter. Just review please!
