If he's being honest - and he's usually not - it all started with a hangover. But, if he's calculating it right, at least 82% of his problems are related directly to alcohol and none of those had ended in murder. He'd have to ask JARVIS to crunch the numbers for a more accurate standing, but for ballparking it he can't be far off.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.