"And now, after years of suffering in this world, we bring you the next chapter of this insane fic!" A super-deformed version of Hikari shouted.
"Its tone goes against everything digimon stands for! Its author is a horrible autocrat who intervenes constantly and breaks the fourth wall on a regular basis! And yet it remains one of the better digimon fics on FFN! And so, we bring you…" A chibi version of Miyako began, holding up a sign...
"The eighth chapter of the penultimate bizarre digimon humor fic! Please review this time!" The two said in unison, and then the fabric of space-time collapsed, killing both the chibi-chosen.
However, the author had no idea what said chapter was to contain, so instead he just had a blue Metal Greymon go on a rampage and kill a lot of people, as Miyako yelled hyperly(Which is a word, he decreed it to be so.) about how the end was upon us. Of course, it wasn't, but the author was too distracted to come up with a real explanation…
"The end is upon us!" Miyako yelled out. "Therefore, we must fortify this place and ensure that it is uninhabitable, that way we shall never be conquered!"
"But the evil is unbeatable…" Takeru answered sadly. "It will take a devastating combination to do them in, requiring massive fanservice and plenty of yaoi!"
"But we must appeal to both yaoi fans and the average freedom-loving American!" Daisuke responded, using the term "Freedom-loving American" as a euphemism for pervert. "Kenkeru, Angekeru, Taito, the yaoi part's easy… But all the digimon females are way too flat to appeal to people, it would be like a hot springs scene focusing on Lina Inverse!"
Daisuke was thwapped, but the point remained.
"What about some Angewomon/Lady Devimon stuff?" Miyako wondered aloud, donning an incredibly strong armor just in case, which proved to be needed very soon.
"Wait, we haven't had a random magical girl appearance or giant robot yet!" Sora yelled out, wondering if this could truly be called an anime-inspired fic…
"Don't worry, it will come, magical girls always appear out of nowhere to save people, right?" Daisuke asked casually.
"Not in the eighth chapter they don't!" Miyako yelled, wondering why Daisuke was being written as such an idiot, for which the author meekly apologized and ran away, thus ending this chapter…
"Hey! You can't end the chapter yet, it's only reached about four hundred words!" Miyako shouted angrily, wielding a giant iron fan of death.
"It's a humor fic, it doesn't need a normal chapter length!" The author shot back, hurling a sword of pure flame at Miyako for the heck of it.
"Yeah, but if you finish the chapter now, the readers will realize how incompetently far behind you've been on this thing!" She shouted.
Incompetently far behind… Yes, I am incompetently far behind, and I'm constantly breaking the fourth wall as well… But still, I can't think of anything, it's not like I have another option!
And with that, the author ran away tearfully, not to resort to breaching the fourth wall again in this chapter, which was supposed to end now anyway. (Admittedly, it wasn't that bad, considering that this fic has partially been inspired by the Hitch Hiker's guide to the galaxy)
But now, it was time for an event of legends… Something which could forever be spoofed and referenced, something that would truly vault this story into the pantheon of legendary fanfics! Something that, once thought up by the brain-dead author, could singlehandedly make this fic accomplish its goal!
Something he couldn't think up at the time, so breaching the fourth wall despite his promise in the narrative only a couple hundred words before, he collapsed on the keyboard, and all that could be seen was "eirhncsvkxcjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn". But it would be thought up in time, and when it was, he would rule the world! (Or at least a good chunk of Antarctica)
"And so, after a good chunk of build-up, the scene of legends began, in a frozen wintry field! The quote which was spoken of unleashed itself, and Takeru's fate would be decided! And in the cosmic battle of the gods, a great love blossomed, and the world would finally heal! Next time, on" The narrator began, but was then silenced by an angry Chibi-Miyako.
"The chapter must not end here!" She yelled, determined to stop the end from coming at any cost… "I can't let it end like this, especially not as a Sokeru!" She added, crying.
Miyako soon learned once more why it was not wise to trifle with the gods or beings as powerful of the gods, but since the author didn't have it in him to come up with the scene yet, and as Miyako was defeated the chapter ended!
