Chapter 5
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show."
Columbia had been saying that ever since lunch and that was only half a period ago. She suddenly stopped.
"Ooh, I could play Coumbia, I want to be a groupie."
Everyone looked at Columbia, then at Kurama who just shrugged.
"I could play Columbia and Hiei could play Eddie."
"Who says I'm doing anything?"
The others ran off before Hiei got really mad, and to leave Columbia to defend herself.
"I dunno, it's just that, I dunno."
"You know they lied to you, right?"
"Duh, The Rocky Horror Picture Show is rated 'R', so why would the school have that be the musical."
"It's rated 'R'?"
She nodded, then started walking away from the school.
"Where are you going?"
"Home, my mom's not there yet, and I'm not going back in that school."
"Hn," was all Hiei said and followed Columbia.
Once at her house, Columbia and Hiei basically sat around and ate sweet snow for fifteen minutes, yes that's all it takes to eat sweet snow, it's just so damn good.
At one moment, Hiei went to grab the carton away from Columbia, when he caught a glimpse of the bite mark.
"Are you a demon?"
"Hiei what are you talking about, you said you were a demon."
"That was another lie, honestly you have a better chance than me to pass for a demon."
Columbia turned her head and yelled, "If I was a demon, you'd know it, and why exactly did you bite me?"
"It's my way of giving a hickey." (A/N: I'm retarded and I can't spell, forgive me people.)
"Are you implying that I am not the first."
"No, I just bite."
"Weirdo."
"Whore."
"You wish."
"You're right, I do."
There as a long string of silence, but a knock behind them made them turn around.
Kurama stood behind them in the door frame of the living room and had obviously over heard their conversation by the look on his face.
"Uh-oh." Hiei and Columbia said in unison.
"Yeah, uh-oh."
Then it happened, Columbia's overprotective brother and psychotic boyfriend were had each other by the necks, literally, by the necks.
Across the room at the door, Shiori walked in the room to see her son and his best friend fighting and her daughter standing across the room from her, obviously taking in this entertainment and starting to get a little upset. So she grabbed Kurama and Hiei by arms and pulled them apart.
"What's wrong with two?"
Kurama was, of course, the first one to speak up.
"Hiei gave Columbia a hickey, bite mark thing."
Hiei then gave his two cents.
"What's the matter Kurama, jealous of your sister?"
They went to go for each others necks again, but Shiori pulled them away from each other by the back of the necks, which by the way hurts people, use it, it will not let you down.
"Wait, Columbia, you and Hiei, are boyfriend and girlfriend?"
They nodded slowly and waited for Shiori to say...
"You should have told me."
...not what they expected. Shiori then took Hiei by the arm till she was by Columbia, looked at them both, then she did what they both dreaded, she hugged them together.
Hiei managed to look over at Columbia who, by the way, was turning different shades of blue and purple.
"Um, Mrs. Minamino, your daughter, um she's, well, you're choking her."
She quickly let go and Columbia fell down to the ground panting. After a moment, Columbia just lay there trying to get her breathing back to normal. She tilted her head back to look at Kurama.
"Retard," was all Columbia managed to get out.
Kurama looked down at his sister, then at Hiei and walked up to his room.
"I was right," Columbia said as she watched him leave.
Hiei sat down by Columbia who was still laying down and said, "He's jealous that his sister comes first to me now, instead of him."
"Ooh, I'm so special."
"Stop being sarcastic."
Shiori then came back into the room with a puzzled look on her face.
"Aren't you three supposed to be in school?"
Kurama frantically ran down the stairs just as Hiei and Columbia ran into, yes, into the door. After getting stuck in the door way and dodging car after car, they finally reached the school just in time to hear the final bell ring.
Columbia threw her hands up in the air in victory.
"Why are you so happy?"
"We don't have to go back to school now Hiei, but I'll bet dear brother Kurama is just panicing inside."
Kurama turned and glared at his twin.
"You wish I was, I should kill you for doing this to me."
"Me doing this to you, you're the one who came home of your own free will, so don't blame this on me."
An awkward silence.
"That's it, Hiei, we're leaving."
Before Hiei could even register that, Columbia was dragging him away.
'Why me, why does my girlfriend have to be psycho?'
'Just deal with it.'
'How can we do that mind thing?'
'JUST DEAL WITH IT!'
Okay, that my friends was Chapter 5...squeak...I squeak, I got sick again, never get sick people, I swear I get sick every other day. I have larengytis and trust me people, it's sucks, you lose your voice for almost a week, but for my parents it's a blessing, BAKAS.
Not to alarm anyone, but for some odd reason, my computer/internet thing won't let me review anything, so I'm sorry to my favorite people that I haven't reviewed in a while, geez, now I feel bad.
So, anyway, I got stuff this weekend for being sick, such as Sons of the Dark #3: Outcast, which is in Kyle's POV, but he's not Obie, so it doesn't matter, I would tell you how the book was, but those of you who read the Sons of the Dark and Daughters of the Moon books I won't 'cause it interferes with both series, unless you want me to, then you'd have to e-mail me and I'll gladly tell you what I know. That's it Lon, sound like you're actually smart, that's all this world needs is for you to be smart.
Oh, and for the record, this is a normal High School type story, no one is a demon or what not, they're all 16 year old humans, so sorry, for they're crude jokes. And as for the talking through the minds...well, Hiei, Columbia, and Kurama are just "special", in a way, I don't even know why I did that, but oh well. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Well, that's it for now, until I get the next chapter up, at all.
I'm out.
Lonny
