Chapter 7
BOOM!
"What, oh no, what's happening?"
The whole class burst into laughter as Columbia jumps on her desk from the boom.
"What, what was that?"
There was no response, just more laughter. So Columbia slowly climbed off her desk, back into her seat and started to relax.
"Boom," someone said from behind Columbia.
Columbia was right back on her desk and when she turned around to see who made the noise, she saw Yusuke sitting there with a huge ass smile on his face. As she continued to look at him, he picked up a book and slammed it down on the desk.
"You-you did that?"
That smile still stuck as Yusuke nodded.
"Why, you know how I've been since the accident. What is this some kind of sick amusement for you."
The smile faded and everyone realized how much this actually terrified Columbia to death. You see, ever since the accident, any sudden noise made her jump. Some took this seriously, like Hiei, Kurama, Keiko, and Yukina, but others like Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan, and Koenma thought this was amusing. The group had been divided by this, but that day realized how bad it was.
Columbia yet again climbed off the desk and sat down, but instead of hearing a noise, she felt a sudden wait on her left shoulder. The sad thing is, Columbia didn't even have to guess as to who it was.
"Hi Hiei."
"Hn, do you have therapy today?"
"Yeah, why?"
He didn't answer right away, instead he grabbed her arm to pull her up, sat down in her seat, and pulled her down on his lap. (A/N: What is this junk, no teachers EVER and the kids get away with everything , no wonder Columbia got shot.)
"I want to go with you."
"And yet I still ask why."
"I want to watch and see how crazy my girlfriend is."
"Not crazy."
The whole class got silent and stared at her.
"WHAT! STOP...mfuhhnnsanjna..."
Everyone looked as Hiei fought to keep his hand over Columbia's mouth. Then it dawned on Kurama on how to get Columbia to stop.
"Hey Columbia, look what I've got."
Columbia slowly turned her head to see what her brother had. And there they were, all 101 of them, in beautiful colours of blue, pink, yellow, and orange, the scents, the flavors...
"PIXI STIX!"
Columbia lunged at Kurama trying to take the bag of delicious filled tubes. (A/N: I'm an addict, I admit it. Everyone at school thinks I need help. THEY'RE JUST SO GOOD.)
"Come on bro, you know you wanna give 'em to me."
Kurama still held them away from her, which only made her twice as irratated.
"Come on."
Nothing.
"Kurama, please."
Now she was cracking.
"PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!"
When he shook his head again, that was the last straw, heh, straw, pixi stix come in straws sometimes. Anyway, Columbia lunged herself at Kurama, he fell over and took her with him.
Everyone stood and stared as the twins faught over the bag of pixi stix.
As a last resort, Columbia grabbed her unsuspecting brothers arm and bit down HARD. Suddenly everyone was pulling Columbia away from Kurama, who's arm, hah, happened to be bleeding.
As his sister was pulled into a corner, Kurama looked around for the bag of pixi stix. He glanced at Columbia, she didn't have them, the group didn't have them, so the last person who could have them was...
"Hiei, NO!"
Hiei smirked at his best friend and tossed the bag to Columbia.
"Why did you give those to her?"
"Why not?"
They looked over at Columbia who had, in so little time, eaten half the bag.
'My sister's an addict.'
'My girlfriend's an addict.'
The bell rang, signaling the end of class, but as that happened, an announcement came on over the intercom.
"All students that are in Mrs, Claus' (A/N:...there are teachers, damn...)
Kurama, Columbia, Hiei, and the others look at each other suspiciously. Why were they going there of all places?
Once at the media center, Mrs. Claus sat in front of the room by the TV.
"Good morning class, today we're gonna watch a movie, as some of you may have noticed. We were supposed to show you this when you were all freshmen, but now we are going to show you, The Miracle of Life."
The student's jaws dropped.
"That's it, I'm outta here," Columbia yelled as she got up to leave.
"Miss Minamino, take your seat now."
Columbia obediently sat down next to Hiei and awaited her fate, as did the others.
Then, it began, horror of which we call childbirth.
(A/N: I saw this and I can't exactly remember how long it was, ugh, and I had to watch it right before lunch, which only made it that much worse.)
One Hour Later
They had seen how the sperm gets to the egg, how the baby develops, and now sitting horrified as they watch a mother actually giving birth, with no blurs, nothing.
Hiei looked over at Columbia, who sat paralyzed in her seat, so he leaned over by her and touched her shoulder gently. Columbia turned her head slowly to face him with a very, very pissed off look on her face.
The movie ended and Mrs. Claus was preparing it for the next class that came in, when a sudden commotion broke the silence of shock.
"I swear Hiei, if you ever, EVER try to stick THAT in my vagina, I will cut IT off."
(A/N: Wow, she sure does speak her mind. Although, I screamed that, but not to anyone, I was just stating my point...I'm gonna go now.)
Hiei's face didn't just turn beat red, but also seemed to pale at the same time.
Still pissed off, Columbia fummed out of the room with Yukina, Keiko, and Botan following close behind.
Inside the room the guys gathered around the still stunned Hiei and the now freaking out Kurama.
Yusuke gently patted them both on the shoulder and said, "I feel sorry for you both, especially with that psychopath."
From somewhere in the building you heard, "I AM NOT CRAZY!"
"Like I said."
Kurama came out of his shock first and looked at Hiei who was still, well, stunned.
"At least she's honest and straight forward."
Hiei slowly nodded.
The only way to get Hiei out of the classroom, was to pick him up and and drag him out of the room.
In the girl's bathroom
(A/N: Guys, don't even think about it, pervs.)
"Red, that was uncalled for."
"Shut up Keiko."
"So was that."
"Shut up Botan."
Keiko and Botan's head turned and faced Yukina, who had at the time taken Columbia's side, and the two girls slowly back away from Yukina and Columbia and proceeded to run out of the room.
"Way to go Yukina."
"Thanks Red."
"No prob."
"So do we go to class or skip."
"Hmm, how 'bout we skip today."
With that the two left school.
At Kurama and Columbia's House
With nothing to do, Yukina and Columbia desided to do something so bad, so horribly bad, they couldn't tell anyone. They were going to steal Kurama's journal, yes he had one and they were gonna steal it and see what really went on in that head of his.
"Ready Yukina?"
"Oh yeah."
I'll end with that, I know I said I wouldn't update until I get 10 reviews, but I have nothing else to do during study hall, so I wrote this. Can ya blame me?
The whole Miracles of Life idea came to me 'cause last Thursday, 'cause a couple of my friends who are freshmen, yes I'm a sophmore who doesn't pick on so sue me, anyway, they told me that they had to watch and I remembered watching it last year. Ugh, the memories of that still make me shudder, that was the worst thing ever and I never want to see it again.
I'm horrible, I know, but I'm just warning ya, just in case any of ya have health and you get into the reproductive system, well, ya might have to watch that movie and it does show everything and those of you who do, I hope you don't have to watch it before and/or after lunch like I had to, ugh, that sucked too.
Oh, and if you're in class, it's alright to be freaked out if one of the guys in your class is jacking off, that happened today and i think the guy got suspended. Weird
I want to thank those of you who did review last chapter, your support keeps me going.
Now I'm gonna go and eat my omlet, oops, it's already gone, hehe, I'm a pig that weighs 93 pounds, barely, due to my fast metabolism, lucky me, I NEED MORE FOOD and PIXI STIX.
I'm out.
Lonny
P.S. PPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXX!
