Dear Answer Boy:

Q: A bully at school is picking on my little sister, and I'm afraid to tell my parents/teachers because they could cause more trouble for her. What should I do?

A: Kill him.

Q: I am friends with a girl who says that she is in love with me, but I don't share her feelings. How do I turn her down?

A: Avoid her. If you can't avoid her, be mean and tell her that your unworthy of her love. And if that doesn't work, try killing someone while she's watching.

Q: I'm in love with a young man named Taketori Yuu, but am too shy to tell him how I feel. How can I overcome my shyness and confess my love for him?

A: Taketori? Forget your feelings and buy a gun. Anyone named Taketori is evil and should be shot.
Ps. Where does Taketori Yuu live?

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