Disclaimer- I don't own DD/KK/CC, but I do own my original character!
A/N-A little explanation. Really, I want this to have a lot of humor in it, and not just on my character's side.
Chapter Three: I'm an original damn it!
Ding Dong went the doorbell to Shinichi Kudo's house when a young girl with blond hair rang it. She was holding a package that was covered in wrapping paper.
Seeing that no one was home, she decided to go next door to see if they would give the package to Shinichi.
Ding Dong went the doorbell of Shinichi Kudo's neighbor's house when a young girl with blond hair rang it.
There was some scrambling around inside before a young boy came to the door and looked up at the stranger wearily.
"Can I help you Miss?" He asked.
"Hi, my name's Chip. Is Haibara Ai there at the moment? A girl that I work with gave me this package to give to her. Can you tell her happy birthday from me?" Chip smiled cheerfully.
"No, but she lives here. I'll make sure she gets it, don't worry!" Shinichi exclaimed like the child he looked like.
If that isn't false, there's a duck up my ass.
"Who was at the door Kudo-kun?" Ai asked.
"Some strange girl who left a package for you, she said some girl at work gave it to her. I don't think-"
"Did she leave a name? What did she look like?" Ai asked with a trace of melancholy in her voice.
"She said her name was Chip, and she was a five foot something blond. Why does it matter?"
"Did she leave an address or a number that I could contact her at?"
"No, she just said for me to tell you happy birthday. Is today really your birthday Shiho-kun?"
"Yes."
"Then does that mean that she's-"
"From the Black Organization?"
"Well, yeah, is she?"
"Yes and no. Hey Shinichi, can I please have sometime to think for a little while?"
"Yeah, sure." Shinichi said knowing he wouldn't be getting anymore answers about that strange girl until Shiho was ready to tell them.
"Hmm…I knew that he got out, but her? She's too showy…hell, that's what made it possible for him to get out!" Ai said too wrapped up in her own world to notice a figure step into the room.
"Happy birthday Shi-kun!" The figure eeked happily.
"Wh-. Nice outfit." Ai laughed at the sight of the young girl in black boots, a short green skirt that flared out, a silver bodice, and a huge silver bow on her head standing in front of her.
"Thank-you!"
"You always did have a problem with being showy. I can't honestly say I'm surprised." Ai scoffed. "So, how long did it take you to figure out what happened to me?"
"All of ten minutes. You and Kudo really need to lay low. No more murder mysteries at the moment. The B.O. has a file on your detective group and on Kogoro. They're worried about what would happen if you little group grow up because of all of the cases you guys are solving.
And Kogoro has an assassination attempt gong on in a couple of days at the Kid heist. He's tricky. If they kill him secretly, everybody will know he's gone, and what with Kudo's disappearance, the police might become suspicious. Therefore, they're going to do it at the Kid heist so that people may think Kid did it. Or at least Nakamori would anyways."
"Wow, intelligent reasoning. Who did you get that off of?"
"I am an original. I do not follow trends, I set them, and if I do follow them, I remake them, and call it original!"
"Yes, I'm not doubting that you're original. I merely doubt that you have more intelligence than the average blond."
"Fine then, if I'm so stupid, then how did I manage to not only come up with a plan to get my brother out the Black, but me too!" Chip yelled slightly miffed.
A pair of feet were running down the stairs rapidly.
"That was you? I thought that that was all Salsa!" Ai said shocked.
"You really don't give me enough credit sometimes; you do realize that, right?" Chip smiled ruefully.
"Well, I haven't exactly been lead on to believe that from your appearance, have I?"
"Ai-kun, I heard yelling, are you okay?" Shinichi panted before realizing that there was another person in the room. "Who are you?" He asked gruffly, getting ready to stun the girl that he had seen earlier.
"I am gone. Bye, it was nice talking to you again Shiho. I'm sure that the organization will find this all very interesting." Chip said while disappearing in a plume of smoke as she winked at Shiho and let out an evil laugh.
A/N-Yes, no more uploading today. I would feel sorry for yall, excpet I just gave yall 3 chapters in the span of 5 hours.
