Chapter 16
A/N: Summer vacation is just a month away, for me and maybe you guys too. Anyways, I just thougth I'd skip ahead to summer vacation for Columbia and the others. School's just too boring if you ask me.
Summer break was already here, the shock of it all, and no one had to see that dreaded high school or the dreaded teachers for almost two to three months.
The heat was already picking up and the girls were atempting to try and get Columbia to go out in the sun, dressed in summer clothes, not fall and winter clothes. So far, they had no luck, Red wouldn't budge.
At this moment, the guys stood outside and watched Red was clinging to the door frame as the girls tryed to pull her outside. You have to admit, this was pretty funny.
"Let...me...go. I'm...not...going...out..."
Columbia was cut short as the girls suceeded in pulling her into the sunlight.
Columbia layed down on the ground seizing(sp?) on the ground.
"It burns, it burns. Make it go away. I'm gonna COMBUST!"
No one bothered to help her, not even Hiei. Instead they all stood there laughing as she continued to "suffer".
(A/N: Honestly, it's not as funny as it seems. I don't go out into the sun during the summer either, 'cause I don't tan, I burn. Plus, I won't get some kind of skin cancer. So there's mine and Columbia's excuse.)
Then it seemed fortune had smiled on Columbia and it started raining.
Columbia stopped her ridiculous seizing and started, gulps, doing her happy dance, which just consists of dancing like a moron.
At that time, everyone, except Columbia and Hiei, went inside to get out of the rain.
"I love the rain, the rain loves me, I will love the rain forever..."
'She loves the rain, what about me?'
Columbia abruptly stopped and looked over and Hiei with her sad face, which just confused the hell out of Hiei. Then the cutest thing happened ran to Hiei, jumped up, and in jumping up, she tightly locked her arms around his neck and legs around he waist. Hiei got twice as twitchy when she started to kiss his neck.
Noticing that she wasn't gonna stop, he just walked into the house with his girl friend temporarily attached to him.
In the house everyone watched as Columbia would not let go of Hiei. So, trying to be the non-homicidal brother, Kurama walked over and tapped his hormonal, yes that's the only word that comes to my mind, sister on the shoulder.
Columbia stopped what she was doing and looked up at her brother.
"What?"
"You know, you're being very seductive right now and I think Hiei would agree with me, wouldn't you Hiei."
Hiei just nodded due to the fact that Columbia was practically strangling him.
Pouting, Columbia let go of Hiei and crossed her arms.
"Stop pouting Red."
"Shut up Hiei."
"Okay, I think I may know what the hells wrong with her."
Everyone, even Columbia, looked over at Yusuke.
"What Yusuke, what's wrong with me, if you think you're so smart."
"Well, she's having this really bad mood swing, then she gets all emotional, then she gets horny, so it could only one thing...she's on her period."
Jaws dropped, Yusuke, of all people, had the guts to say the P-word.
"So Red, are you?"
Eyed turned to Columbia. She looked like she was about to break down.
"Yes, I am."
She started crying.
"Told ya, now she's all emotional."
"I'm gonna kill you."
As Yusuke was running from Columbia, he yelled, "PMS is a pain in my ass."
It was quite amusing watching the PMSing Columbia chase Yusuke around, in fact it was always amusing when Columbia was PMSing. Why, you may ask. Well, like Yusuke said, Columbia would go from being moody, to emotional, to jumpy, and to everyone's all time favorite, horny. (A/N: I'll explain that at the end of the chapter.)
Getting bored of the chase, the others sat down and turned on the TV, only to see the Old Navy Tunic comercial, which made Columbia stop dead in her tracks.
Oh, how she hated those Old Navy and Gap comercials, how she wanted to wring the necks of the people who made these comercials, or better yet, slit those bastards throats. (A/N: I'll explain that too.)
Columbia turned and walked into the kitchen and when she came back, she had the whole supply of kitchen knives in her hands. She walked up to everyone and gaev them a knife.
"Um Red, honey, what are the knives for?"
Instead of Columbia answering, Yukina did.
"Keiko, don't you get it?"
"Um, no."
"It's finally gonna happen, we're gonna kill Old Navy and Gap for their horrible, horrible comercials."
Columbia and Yukina looked at each other and smirked rather crazily.
"THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGuN!"
Everyone sweatdropped at the two girls. They were indeed crazy.
As the two girls walked to the door, their twins stopped them. Kurama grabbed Columbia and Hiei grabbed Yukina, not knowing what to do they hit their sisters on the head. The girls broked down.
Columbia ran to Hiei and Yukina ran to Kurama, they clutched on to both guys tightly.
"HE HIT ME, DID YOU SEE THAT," the girls screamed in unison.
Kurama and Hiei both sighed heavily. Why were they cursed with such psychopaths for sisters.
Realizing that Yukina was clinging to Kurama, Kuwabara burst into a fit as well, it also seemed to be his time of the month too. (A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, don't ask.)
"Yukina my love, why are you clinging to him and not me?"
"Maybe I like him more."
Everything seemed to stop as all eyes went to Yukina, who just realized what she had said, went wide eyed.
"I didn't, I just...I'm in huge trouble aren't I?"
No one said a word, but Kurama did in fact tighten his grip on Yukina.
'I knew she liked me, why didn't she just say so earlier instead of going out with the idiot.'
Kuwabara, not knowing what else to do, stormed out of the house along with Botan and Koenma.
The others who had stayed behind and cracked into laughter, even Yukina.
Kuwabara then came storming back into the house, walked himself to the couch, and grabbed his jacket. Then stormed right back out of the house. That only made everyone break into a much harder laughter.
Columbia let go of Hiei and headed towards the kitchen, the others watched her. When she came back out, she was attacked by Kurama.
"What the hell Kurama?"
"No, you can't have the pixi stix."
"Why not, I'm having really bad cramps."
Disgusted by the comment, Kurama pulled away from Columbia, letting her just have the damned pixi stix.
"I give up with her."
Columbia smiled in triumph and went on her merry way with her pixi stix.
'My girlfriend is crazy, but you have to love her.'
Okay, now the explaining part. The first part about being moody, emotional, jumpy, and horny during someone's period was brought up earlier this week by me and a couple of friends, 'cause we were, yeah, on ours. Anyway, we were talking about that 'cause I get very moody and jumpy. My friends ashley gets very emotional and jumpy. Then we got to talking about being horny, so we went around and asked a bunch of the girls if they felt more horny when they were on their period and less when they weren't. Alot of girls agreed with us and said they did feel more horny. What we learn at school, huh, such education.
The next thing I have to explain, is my anger towards the Old Navy and Gap comercials. Well, lets just say, that when they come on the television...ooh, I HAVE to change the channel. They're just so annoying, especially the Old Navy ones, they make me want to kill myself, in the literal sense, like I'd take my life over something so stupid. I can't rememer what they were selling, but the Old Navy comercial where they took the theme song from "Fame" and changed the words, now that was the last straw, now they have a gay ass comercial and song about the Tunics, ugh, I'm surprised no one else is speaking out like I am.
Anyway, did anything happen to me today, hmm...NO, I had the day off and I did nothing all day. Now last night, I decided to take a walk to the local cemetary and spend and hour there, admiring the tombstones. Personally, I love going to cemetaries, they just have so much history in them.
The freaky part about me going to the cememtary, okay my mom was with me and I just started walking around, but I suddenly stopped in front of some graves. My mom looked at me and asked me how I knew where those graves were. I looked at her kinda funny, she goes on to tell me that those are my great-great grandparent's graves, and honestly I wasn't that freaked out.
The second creepy thing, My full name is Jenifer, if and one spells my name in a short way Jenny I get pissed, 'cause I spell it Jennie. Come to find out, that's how my great-great grandma spelt her name and that's how it was spelt on her tombstone. I never knew that, I honestly never knew that my great-great grandma and I spelt our names the same way...creepy. Yeah. that's about all that's happened in the past 48 hours, oh and the fact that I've only gotten about eight hours of sleep in that time, due to my insomnia.
I'm out.
Jennie...ugh...Lonny, that's better
