"INCOMING TRANSSSSSSSS-MISSION from … oh, it's Zim."
"Awwww!" The two tallest shared a look of annoyance. No doubt this was going to be another long, rambling yell-fest from Zim and his crazy robot.
"It's been two weeks, I figured he was probably dead." Red said.
"Not that lucky."
The veiwscreen lit up for one second, showing Zim in his lab. The Tallest's eyes barely had time to register what they saw before the room on the other end went black.
"GIR! Turn the lights on NOW!"
"I'M PLAYING WIT DA MMOOOOOOOSE IN THE DARK!"
"NO MOOSE! LIGHTS!"
The Tallest turned to each other, saucer-eyed.
"Did you just see….?" Purple asked. Red nodded hollowly, turning back to the screen.
"LIGHT SHOW!" screamed Gir.
"NO GIR! Those are lasers!"
This was followed by some crashing noises. The lights came back on, to reveal a Zim who was about half a foot shorter than the tallest slamming the robot against the floor repeatedly.
"That's better." He dropped the robot, and it rolled away, oblivious to the world.
"Zim? Is that… are you… tall?"
"YES! And it was because of an ingenious formula made by ME!"
"You… made a height formula?"
"Yes."
"And you gave it to yourself?"
"Correct, sirs."
"And… you…didn't…DIE?"
These words were said slowly, full of disbelief and regret.
"Nope. Why would I? It was an ingenious formula made by ME! ZIM!"
"Well, um, anything else to report?"
"No, sirs. It has been a rather uneventful week full of CONQUERING!"
In reality, Zim had been making the elevators bigger so he could actually fit in them without asphyxiating.
"In that case, we have a mission for you."
"A seeeecret mission."
"OH! What is it, Tallest? I will-"
"Yes, yes, that's very nice. We have heard tell of a creature on Earth, known as the…."
The tallest exchanged sly glances.
"Piranha."
They're so mean to Zim. Reveiw, PLEEZE!
