Disclaimer: I can't believe I forgot this! Sorry sorry sorry! clears throat I do not own Naruto in any way!

AN: 'Something' is thinking. "Something" is talking v

Naruto flew through the air with an accelerating speed, he didn't really think through the fact that even if he was a ninja, a drop at that height would still hurt as hell. Eyes widened at the realisation, he started to trash aimlessly around as he grew closer to the nearest roof top, he could only think of how much this would sting. The sound of breaking roof tiles was heard soon after.

"Ow! Sunnofa!" The blonde shinobi released a torrent of curses to broadcast his displeasure, many of which a respectful man like him should never utter; at least that is what he told himself. Even several blocks away his colourful vocabulary could be heard.

Satisfied with his expression of emotion, Naruto dusted tile fragments off of himself. He took a small note to himself not to jump out of five story windows anymore, it seemed slightly unintelligent. He stopped his train of thoughts; he had other matters to attend to, matters far more important than stupid stunts and their consequences.

He was about to scale off the wall when a thought hit him, an event that seemed uncommon since he arrived at Konoha. He could be recognised by the filthy villagers, something that could prove quite troublesome. The question was how could he avoid being recognized as thecarrier of the Kyuubi?The answer laid in the skills of the demon blond. Genjutsu.

The blond Shinobi started doing handseals with great haste; the result was a quite subtle one. Naruto's whisker marks disappeared from view, his demonic eye turned into that of its bluecounter-part, and the claws turned into a more human looking version. The marks that made Naruto distinguishable from others were gone, making him look like just another Shinobi. He inspected himself closely, making sure the hidden features didn't look artificial. Naruto found himself pleased with the effect of the jutsu, it was good enough to make him blend in with the general crowd.

The fox man jumped swiftly over the ledge of the roof, scaling the concrete wall silently, all the way down to the ground. He landed softly in an alley so he would not attract attention towards himself, although it was probably a normal occurrence with all the shinobis running around. Naruto took a deep breath before he walked into the crowd, this was after all, the first time he walked around in Konoha, unmasked, for a very long time. Genjutsu or not.

To the blonde's personal joy, people didn't batter an eyelash at him. No one saw him as the Kyuubi, the demon fox that ravaged the land only 16 years ago. This was a new experience for the young man; he was used to people watching him with those cold stares of theirs since he was a mere toddler.

Once again his thoughts journeyed back to the painful memories from Konoha and its inhabitants.

He was alone all those years, with no one to acknowledge him. The sadness he felt, he was sure it could drive anyone insane.

The memories of past events made him slip a bit of killer intent. He could see how the people around him turned their heads quickly to see what could contain such killer instinct, to make sure no one paid attention to him, Naruto did the same. They seemed to buy it, luckily.

The troublemaking blond kicked himself mentally again and again. How could he be so stupid?! Letting himself slip like that was even dumber than jumping out the window. He kept berating himself as he walked, until he noticed that goldsmith he saw on his way to the Hokage tower, and it was open at night. Perfect! This would be a good time to fix up the weapons. They were getting rusty, and the blood smell wasn't helping either. Maybe he'd even engrave something in his weapons as well, but however could he afford that? Goldsmith wasn't exactly known for their poverty friendly policy.

Then the ol' light bulb lit up, and his temporary un-whiskered face was covered with a sinister grin that would put even Lucifer to shame.

Tsunade, the Godaime Hokage was sitting in her house finishing some paperwork, she then suddenly perked up, her face covered with surprise.

"Why does my danger sense tingle?"

Naruto was quite proud of himself, and his grin didn't exactly make any effort to hide it. That idea was surprisingly smart of him, although that didn't exactly say much. But no matter, he would soon get new weapons, and that was all that mattered to the blond Shinobi.

Now he needed to find that person, she was essential for his research, so he once again ventured into the busy nightlife of Konoha.

Anko was downing her fourth beer, and she was already feeling the after effects. This day had been a tad too much for her, and the stress showed in form of a neat line of beer bottles. The day had started out like any other day for her. Waking up, showering, assassinating a missing-nin, stopping a rogue group of bandits from robbing the local area. The usual stuff.

The day went on with different A and B missions, which to her personally pleasure was pretty exciting, and not to mention gruesomely bloody. The thought of what she did in the fields today made her grin savagely. That guy wouldn't sit down for a while. Not with a kunai jammed up there.

But then, this blond baka popped up outside of Konoha, with a request to speak to the Godaime, which Tsunade-sama herself agreed to, of course. The Hokage had beseeched Anko, and a pair of ANBU to be present, just in case something bad would happen. And silly Anko thought that it would just be a routine thing. Oh how wrong she had been.

Not only did the blond man turn out to be a Konoha nin. It turned out to be a Konoha missing-nin. A Konoha missing-nin with a demon sealed in his belly. Yeah, routine case alright.

That alone was enough to trouble anyone. But oh no, it couldn't stop there. No, he demanded re-entrance as a Konoha ninja, which is highly unorthodox by itself. And then there was the fact that the whiskered faced brat killed of a squad of ANBU. Granted they were rookie ANBU, and far under the minimum demand of skill, but they were Shinobis of the leaf. And that demon boy killed them all off!

Well, that and she wasn't allowed to get lunch at the time.

The nerve on that kid, he acted like he was the king of the world, ordering Godaime-sama around like he owned the place. If it wasn't for the fact that he was such a hottie, she would have kicked him in the nuts!

'Maybe I'll buy some porn to cheer myself up, always seem to work for Kakashi.' Anko mused to herself, Kakashi seemed so happy all the time. Despite the horrible things that has happened to him. Maybe his porn was the secret.

The door to the dark and secluded bar opened quietly, and a young well-dressed man pranced in. His spiky blond hair moving playfully with each confident step he made. He looked like Yondaime reincarnated with his baby blue eyes and blond hair.

Although Anko didn't even have to look to know who it was; there was only one person who could have that feel to him, a demonic presence.

The people in the bar were generally too drunk to notice him. Either that or they were already asleep. The bar itself was dark; there were a few tables that were occupied by customers who had too much to drink, judging by the singing and raving at least. At the bar, he quickly found the person he was looking for. Such luck.

The blond wonder eyed the female form hanging over the bar, sitting firmly on the barstool. She wore what he had worn the first day they had met. Most of her body covered in netting, which revealed enough to make any man drop their jaw, but the difference was that the netting was cut, leaving her belly button showing. Her legs had armour plates covering them, from ankle to knees, and the most distinguished feature, her brown trench coat, albeit this time around it was a much darker tan. The demon child was starting to get quite near, hoping he would be able to sneak up on her.

"I know it's you Naruto, and drop the Genjutsu, we wouldn't want to disrespect the dead, now would we?" Naruto's eyes widened slightly, she had looked through his prided genjutsu like it was nothing, with her back turned to him. She was definitely a special one.

He smirked as he moved his hands into a seal, muttering a silent "Kai".

The blond Shinobi's face regained the whiskers, defining his identity, and the left eye turned a powerful red. The slit pupil would have unnerved most people. But then again, Anko isn't "most people".

Naruto stood right behind the psychopathic Kunoichi, his chest touching her back. She shuddered slightly at the sudden physical contact. She wanted to give him an elbow in the stomach, but an odd and unfamiliar feeling in the back of her head told her not to. She didn't have time to wonder what it was.

The young troublemaker visibly grinned when he saw her tense up with the body contact. Her fist was clenching and unclenching, she was trying to fight it.

Naruto put his hands gently on the Kunoichi's shoulders, her skin felt soft against his clawed fingers; an unusual thing for people in the Shinobi business. He moved his hand to her jacket, making it slip down from her shoulders, exposing them more than usual. He caressed the skin a bit, Naruto enjoyed seeing her tense and un-tense at it.

The Shinobi then bent over, his head placed next to her ear.

"I know what Orochimaru did to you." He whispered gently to her, the words stunned stunning her visibly.

'What did he know?' Her heart started to beat faster. She had plenty of skeletons in the closet that were tied to the snake sannin, what the blond Shinobi know?

He moved his head down to her neck. He inhaled through his nose, as if he was smelling her. The blond then proceeded to release the air again, letting its warmth spread across her shoulder.

He proceeded by kissing her exposed skin softly, she gasped a bit at the feeling of his warm lips against her soft skin. He stopped momentarily, and continued on the other side, but this time kissing the cursed seal she had come to detest. She growled as the realisation.

"You mean the curse seal? It isn't that secret!" She spat, struggling to keep up her hyper demeanour.

The alcohol was taking its toll on her mind. She was getting slightly dozy.

Again the demon child spoke up.

"Correct, it's not really a secret, but you see; I want to learn about it, how it affects the bearer. And you are the best source I got." He kept kissing her shoulders softly, leaving slightlymoist spots behind. She let out an uncharacteristic whimper at the repeated caressing.

"I need to find out how the curse seal works, I need to defeat it." His tone was getting harsh. His kisses had faster intervals. Small bite marks from his fangs started to show on her perfect complexion.

'So that's it, he wants to learn about the curse seal. He wants to defeat that Uchiha kid!' Her mouth curled into a feral grin.

Naruto's little kissing session was ended abruptly when the purple haired Kunoichi got up from the bar chair, and quickly turned around and grabbed her hands around Naruto's face. She grinned. The blond demon child found himself locked up in a savage kiss with the Anko. He could feel her tongue playing around his mouth, caressing his fangs playfully. She topped the kiss by taking a slight bite on the blond's lower lip. He gasped in surprise.

She let go after a few seconds and examined him, the blond prankster's eyes were wide as plates and he was desperately gasping for air. She let out a small a laugh that Naruto felt mocked by. Which his pout testified The hyper Kunoichi adjusted her trench coat, and grinned her trademark grin towards the blond shinobi.

"Don't play with people out of your league junior!" Her grin grew by the second.

"Well that's what I get for trying myself against someone as old as you!" He pointed a clawed finger at her, feeling ridiculed by the trench coated female. She only let out another half hearted laugh in response.

"This isn't over. you and I, are going to have much fun together!"

Her grin was wider than one would think physically possible, Naruto on the other hand was blushing a deep red. Her comment had summoned quite a bit of mental pictures on his behalf, blood was practically flowing out of his nose. She took a note of it and shook her head, a smile that one could describe as 'naughty' decorated her face.

"No, not like that, at least not yet!"

She gave him a flirting wink as she left. Minutes after she had went out the door, Naruto was still standing there, mind overloaded with dirty thoughts, the experience being too much for the poor teenage boy. His mouth soon turned into a wicked smirk though.

'I always enjoy a challenge.'

She didn't know why she chose to kiss the brat, but she couldn't let him take control over the situation like that. Besides, he is a piece of meat! It would be fun playing around him like this in the future,she thought as she grinned feral smile all the way down the streets of Konoha, thinking of semi-erotic pranks she could pull on him. Many which were followed by a light blush, and a slight snicker. This would be fun indeed; she always did want a male servant.

What the hell happened? The situation was totally under his control. The suddenly, he slipped up somehow. And it ended with Anko giving him the deepest kiss he'd ever experienced. The blond Shinobi could still feel her tongue search out every cavity in his mouth. He didn't hate it or anything; he just disliked being outmatched. She'd won the battle, but not the war. Oh no, not by a longshot! The blond demon child started planning what he could do with her. Maybe he could start reading Come Come Paradise as an idea source.

But one thing was for certain. He would learn on how the seal worked, as her lover, or as her killer. To beat him, he needed to find the seal's weakness.

Naruto redid his handseals, and again the genjutsu disguise was up, making him look like his childhood hero. While yawning, the young shinobi observed the time from one of the many clocks the city had hung up. He had a meeting to attend to it in the morning, or 12 pm as other called it. The blond started walking towards the hotel; he needed his beauty sleepy as much as anyone. Well not really, he was just lazy.

Arriving outside of the expensive hotel, a thought hit the young blond, the keys! He didn't have any keys! Since the Naruto left in such an unconventional way he didn't bring them. The young Shinobi exhaled, putting his hand in a seal. The only seen effect was that Naruto's feet were covered in a small layer of red chakra.

The demon boy took a burst run a few feet away from the building, he then burst at the cement wall. When he was about to hit the surface, Naruto started to run vertical, Scaling the concrete like it was nothing. Indeed it was nice to be a Shinobi at times.

Re-entering the room, Naruto looked at the scroll; that he had left, and noticed that the orange lined scroll read Uzumaki. The Shinobi felt his curiosity being tickled a bit, but not enough to overcome the lazy-ness that was by now clouding his mind.

Minutes later an inhuman noise was heard. It would later be known as Naruto's snoring.

AN: Wow, lots of nice reviews. Thanks a lot to you guys. Your kind words inspire a lot. And again I am sorry that I forgot to put up a disclaimer. Hopefully Kishimoto won't jump out of a bush and sue me…. Again

So the fic will be AnkoXNaru. Which will inevitably make humor ensue. Again thanks to Reffy for telling me what I do wrong, and how .

And the reason(Read: Again, excuses) for my occasionally bad grammar is that English isn't my first language. Bad excuses I know. But it's the truth.

It also came to my attention that I have misspelled Kyuubi the entire time. D to the o to the h

Thanks for reading, and reviews are appreciated.

-FenriLupus